Ole Rep Bob "Twenty Dollar" Allen did not offer any evidence during his trial.
But, in an exclusive interview with Ralphie Reporter, Ole "Twenty Dollar" insisted it was all just a simple misunderstanding!
"You see, Ralph, when the undercover cop & I were in the bathroom stall together, I noticed that the toilet paper roll dispenser was empty! So, innocently, I offered him $20 for a "roll" -- It's obvious that I expected him to leave the stall and drive to the nearest Winn-Dixie and buy a ROLL of TP for $20. See? Twas all a simple misunderstanding!"
Just another pathetic toe-tapping member of the Grand Old Preverts
posted on November 15, 2007 11:51:18 PM
Aw, c'mon, Tom, didn't you read bear's thread on how it's the liberals who have no morals because we caused the rise of STDs ????
Surely you can see how Mr. Allen , a good upright christian, was simply misunderstood.....like Larry and Mark and priests...and ...and ...and ...and...