deichen
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posted on October 21, 2008 10:33:18 AM new
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that crap tends to stick to your fur?"
"Yes it does" replies the squirrel.
"Great!" says the bear, and wipes his bottom with the squirrel.
I replaced a couple of words with "nicer" ones. I am sure you can guess which ones!
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neglus
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posted on October 21, 2008 11:12:51 AM new
That's a good one - how apropos!
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cashinyourcloset
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posted on October 21, 2008 11:29:59 AM new
I did actually laugh out loud... and I'm by myself.
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deichen
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posted on October 21, 2008 11:59:32 AM new
Yes, I found it quite easily!
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Bear1949
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posted on October 22, 2008 10:03:50 AM new
Well, doublechin, that was a funny one, and it is very appropriate as the majority of the squirrel population are registered Democraps.
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.George S. Patton
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logansdad
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posted on October 23, 2008 07:07:03 AM new
Well, doublechin, that was a funny one, and it is very appropriate as the majority of the squirrel population are registered Democraps.
And the Bear population in this country is endangered. That is just short of going extinct. Kinda like you Republicants on this board.
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pixiamom
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posted on January 23, 2009 07:54:26 PM new
Oops! Did I bump this up?
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deichen
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posted on January 23, 2009 08:09:16 PM new
LOL
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desquirrel
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posted on January 23, 2009 10:26:06 PM new
I think the whack pack postings of your zen-like near orgasmic reactions to the President's speeches is infinitely funnier than this drivel. Let's hope he accomplishes something so you can really get a lather up.
Please, please, more stories of how you were moved to tears and then becalmed by his intonations.
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coach81938
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posted on January 24, 2009 08:22:55 AM new
Squirrel--You will have to excuse our ecstasy. It has been so long since we've had a leader who seems intelligent, trustworthy and is interested in actually getting things done, that we just can't contain ourselves.
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deichen
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posted on January 24, 2009 09:21:36 AM new
well said, coach
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profe51
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posted on January 24, 2009 03:30:07 PM new
squirrel, which post exactly spoke of being "moved to tears" by Obama's speeches?
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pixiamom
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posted on January 24, 2009 08:05:22 PM new
I was moved to tears by visions of Bear wiping his bottom with squirrel...
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Helenjw
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posted on January 25, 2009 05:33:11 AM new
Good one, Deichen!
A pudden headed pooh bear using the offensive, pompous jerk as an asswipe !
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Helenjw
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posted on January 25, 2009 06:22:01 AM new
"Form follows function – that has been misunderstood. Form and function should be one, joined in a spiritual union.”
Frank Lloyd Wright.
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