posted on November 20, 2000 09:51:54 PM new
It is being reported today that due to the inability of the USA to elect a President that this revokes the terms and conditions agreed to in the granting of Independence to the USA from Great Britain.
As from today Queen Elizabeth will resume her position as the sovreign ruler of the USA.
The currencey will now change to Pounds Stirling.
Tea will become the national beverage.
Beer will now be served warm.
Cricket is to become the main summer sport and soccer and rugby the preferred sport during winter.
Baseball will only be played by girls.
Americans will now require a license for their television, radio, dog and ride-on lawn mowers.
Tony Blair will be the new Prime Minister and the Union Jack the new National Flag.
Microsoft will be required to revert to the corrct spelling of the Queens English and phase out the dictionary as written by Bill Gates.
Other changes to the way of life of the USA will take place after Christmas.
Welcome back to the Empire and Commonwealth!
posted on November 21, 2000 07:16:53 AM new
And just wait until the changeover to driving on the left!
[ edited by snowyegret on Nov 21, 2000 07:20 AM ]
posted on November 21, 2000 07:06:54 PM new
I think I can handle driving on the left of the road but I don't think I can get use to driving in the passenger seat.
4 months and counting
Edited because I have lost my mind for the moment.
[ edited by tokay99 on Nov 21, 2000 07:07 PM ]
