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 kiheicat
 
posted on December 9, 2000 09:52:05 AM
Fresh from the email forwards this morning:


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Three strikes and you're President.

Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

www.presidentelect.com Error 404-File "Florida Electoral Votes" not found. Please check the URL of the website.

Who punched the chads out? Whoo Whoo Whoo!

UNPRESIDENTED!

Ralph Happens

If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates

My other President is a Republican

Honk If You Love Al Gore! (use the button on your steering wheel)

My 2nd Grader is Smarter than 19,000 Florida
voters!

What popular vote?

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."
Joseph Stalin

I voted - Didn't matter

My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President

I know I voted on a butterfly ballot, but how come I feel like I just ingested a pupa?

Nicaragua was only practice. Florida was the real thing

Mi brudder sed I were elected. Im going too
DizzyWerld.

Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo

Grant? Harding? Nixon? Reagan? You ain't seen
nothing yet

I Invented the Bumper Sticker - A. Gore

DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE........
LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU

Chad happens

Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant.

I hope Bush wins, that way the loaded gun I'm
stroking right now will be legal.

Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting.

Let them fight to the death

Trust the Machine

Now do you understand the importance of
user-testing?

George III ... George sr, George jr ... hereditary monarchy has been restored!

To you I'm a drunk driver; to my friends, I'm
presidential material!

One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)

I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER

IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES

The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.

Will Rogers never met George W.

The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you! (choke)

Damn! Al's brother wasn't governor of Tennessee

Banana Republicans

OK, forget votes. How many guns do you have?

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

DON'T BLAME ME - I VOTED FOR... D'OH!

Bradley vs. McCain: Sounds Better Now, Huh?

The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the desert for 40 years

Campaign spending: $184,000,000. Having your little brother rig the election for you: Priceless.





 
 december3
 
posted on December 9, 2000 10:02:45 AM
LOL Unfortunatly they are true.
 
 kiheicat
 
posted on December 9, 2000 12:06:55 PM
I know, they ARE all true. I especially like the Will Rogers one, lol

 
 uaru
 
posted on December 9, 2000 12:13:16 PM
The first time I saw the Will Rogers bumper sticker was in 1972

Will Rogers never met George McGovern

 
 Shadowcat
 
posted on December 9, 2000 03:21:22 PM
My personal favorite: Nixon in 2000-he's less stiff than Gore.

 
 roadsmith
 
posted on December 9, 2000 09:15:57 PM
My favorite is the Bush one (wandering in the desert)

UARU: I get it! CQTM (Chuckling quietly to myself because my husband is asleep)

 
 
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