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 krs
 
posted on January 25, 2001 09:12:10 PM
"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."
--New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

Guess who.

 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 25, 2001 09:20:09 PM
Are you trying to give me a headache?
 
 krs
 
posted on January 25, 2001 09:21:55 PM
You always have a headache.

 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on January 25, 2001 09:23:39 PM
I think it might makes sense with proper vocal inflection.
 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 25, 2001 09:26:51 PM
I think you've got me confused with your wife...
 
 shar9
 
posted on January 25, 2001 09:46:47 PM
plsmith,

I can now understand why Laura Bush will have no part in George's politics. Can you imagine having to listen to this day in and day out?

I am going to start watching her more carefully, especially the eyes. I know that listening to George speak his twisted words must make her eyes glaze over or her eyes cross.


They visited a school together today. I can just hear her say now, "George Please! I am begging you. Do not spell Potato".

I hate to say it but I miss Dan Quayle.
 
 plsmith
 
posted on January 25, 2001 09:59:12 PM
Shar, five years from now we'll be reading Laura Bush's best-seller: "How I Overcame My Addiction To Sedatives"
Yes, by all means, watch her eyes -- see if they're unduly dilated beneath the bright lights...


 
 krs
 
posted on January 25, 2001 10:01:09 PM
Dan Quayle is a likable guy, and he made his errors in fun ways without getting defensive about it.

He came out here after the earthquake in 1989 and was quoted in Oakland, when viewing damage to a freeway overpass, as saying something like "The problem is that this upper part fell on that lower part".

It was like "umm, thanks Dan. Glad you cleared that up for us". One reporter said that even a secret service guy had to turn away to cover his laughing.

edited to fix Jerry's spelling.

[ edited by krs on Jan 25, 2001 10:02 PM ]
 
 shar9
 
posted on January 25, 2001 10:02:02 PM
plsmith,


 
 femme
 
posted on January 26, 2001 07:15:46 AM

LOL!!!

Great thread title.

 
 butterfly5
 
posted on January 26, 2001 07:59:57 AM
Femme took the words right out of my mouth.

 
 Shoshanah
 
posted on January 26, 2001 10:13:57 AM
Say what?????

As to quayle, yes, he was good for a few laughs.... xcept, we PAID him to be that dumb!
And we now pay Poison Ivy Bush $400,000 to watch this disjointed puppet! And we worry about spending a few hundred$ to buy new keyboards???
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Gosh Shosh!

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 nobs
 
posted on January 26, 2001 10:28:28 AM
krs, Shar & plsmith


 
 krs
 
posted on January 26, 2001 01:22:32 PM
And we worry about spending a few hundred$ to buy new keyboards???

On that, I don't think it's really about keyboards. I was watching the bush press guy on c-span in the middle of the night, and had the distinct impression that there's something else.

I like to think that Bill took a dump in the oval office bathroom and didn't flush.

 
 femme
 
posted on January 26, 2001 01:50:06 PM

...or some cigars in the humidor.



(Sorry folks...the devil made me do it)

 
 krs
 
posted on January 26, 2001 07:31:26 PM


 
 femme
 
posted on January 26, 2001 07:42:48 PM

Well, that's insulting...



to my favorite vodka.


 
 enchanted
 
posted on January 27, 2001 07:47:31 AM
hahahaha I laughed my way through this whole thread. y'all are so baaad.

enchanted

 
 
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