posted on January 27, 2001 02:56:13 PM new
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0
and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
Signed:
Desperate Wife (keep reading)
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Dear Desperate Wife,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU
LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember,
overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5,
Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend
HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.
posted on January 27, 2001 03:58:58 PM new
To keep Husband 1.0 operating at optimum performance please consider updating Tools 2001, Fishing 99 and Wheels 2000.
Weekly attention to the hard-drive is recomended. Do not attempt to overite Husband 1.0 with later versions as serious compatability problems are guaranteed.
Bob, Downunder but never down.
posted on January 27, 2001 08:49:14 PM new
Dear D. Wife.
While I understand the basis and interest in maintaining the Husband 1.0 on the Boyfriend 5.0 platform. The reality is that the Boyfriend 5.0 is terribly energy and resource intensive - While the Husband 1.0 system is designed for a long running time and more durablility.
It is difficult to maintain the needed energy, and reliability issues in Boyfriend 5.0 for more than the normal warrantee period. After the warrantee period ends, frequently bugs will begin to implant in the system (Such as Roving Eye 3.3 and Forgetting to Call 6.1)
Just remember that with the previous suggestions for maintaining the system (Plus the addition of Hottub Pro 8.0) The Husband 1.0 system is quite likely to last for a lifetime of constant and trouble service.
Thank you for your interest in www.MaleCo.Com products and services.
Nutspec
[ edited by nutspec on Jan 27, 2001 08:51 PM ]
posted on January 27, 2001 10:12:30 PM new
I thought you might enjoy this, my mother sent it to me, I have no idea where she got it at.
Dear Friend,
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just bundle up your husband and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list. Then add your name to the bottom of the list and send a copy of this to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontened. When your name comes to the top of the list you will recieve 3,325 men....and some of them are bound to be better than the one you gave up!!Do not break this chain..... One woman did and she recieved her own jerk back
At this writing, a friend of mine had already recieved 184 men: they buried her yesterday,but it took 4 undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face.. We're counting on you, A.Satisfied Woman
posted on January 28, 2001 05:12:57 AM new
What a revalation. At first glance I read the title as husband I.Q. Terned out to be similar. I think I will have to compose
WIFE 2.0 VS pms.3
LOL
