posted on February 17, 2001 06:39:39 PM new
I'm pulling a Bush. (This is when something doesn't go the way you planned, so you get your family members to pull some strings for you.)
I'm pulling a Clinton. (This is when you almost get busted doing something, but you luck out and make everyone else look stupid.)
Speak up, I'm Tysoned. (This is when you're having trouble hearing.)
I'm one of the Texas Seven. (This is when you get out of doing something and then find yourself right back there again.)
I'm feeling California. (This is when you're so drunk you can't see.)
I'm taking a Pitino. (This is when you do a crappy job and just give up.)
I'm on Survivor. (It's when everyone likes you for a month and then forget all about you.)
I got a Golden Globe. (That's when you get something that doesn't really mean much to you, for something you didn't do all that well.)
I married Madonna. (It's when you have to give up something personal in order to get something that has been used by everyone else.)
Anna Kournacoving the job. (When you always fail but look really good doing it.)
I'm Super Bowling. (That's when you make a big deal about nothing.)
