spazmodeus
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posted on March 5, 2001 01:34:19 PM
Talk about a "slice of life!" An Australian mom delivered her own baby using a pizza cutter! She was stranded in an overturned pizza truck. Now, if only she could do something about those pesky dingoes ...
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/2264.html
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joyz412e
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posted on March 5, 2001 04:13:51 PM
How did the baby get ahold of a pizza cutter??!! Total irresponsibility on Mom's part.
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Julesy
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posted on March 5, 2001 04:19:37 PM
Yummy! Pizza!
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toke
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posted on March 5, 2001 04:22:49 PM
OMG...
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Al
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posted on March 5, 2001 04:24:47 PM
She is most worthy of "Survivor".
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uaru
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posted on March 5, 2001 05:15:24 PM
Weekly World News always scoops the other news services. They're knak for getting the great stories before other services is legendary. When will others start giving us great stories like this: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/batboy/batboy.html
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barrybarris
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posted on March 5, 2001 05:22:32 PM
I used to deliver pizzas, does that count for something?
Barry (never delivered a baby) Barris
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enchanted
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posted on March 5, 2001 05:26:07 PM
did they have garlic on the pizzass Barry?
were they delivered to Senator Clinton's home?
does she tip well?
are questions allowed or only comments or views on this thread?
are you annoyed yet?
does Batboy eat pizza?
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barrybarris
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posted on March 5, 2001 05:36:51 PM
did they have garlic on the pizzass Barry? ~~ Yes, extra toppings were 50 cents
were they delivered to Senator Clinton's home? ~~ Not to Senator Clinton, but many deliveries to Clinton Street
does she tip well? ~~ Bill tips better, ask Monica
are questions allowed or only comments or views on this thread? ~~ every thing is allowed but it must meet with my approval prior to you posting it
are you annoyed yet? ~~ No, I'm a understanding lover...
does Batboy eat pizza? ~~ Only if Batman buys the pizza
Barry (tongue in Cheek) Barris
Edited because I needed to...
[ edited by barrybarris on Mar 5, 2001 05:40 PM ]
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mzalez
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posted on March 5, 2001 11:21:16 PM
These are hilarious! Thanks for sharing the laugh spazmodeus.
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spazmodeus
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posted on March 5, 2001 11:40:03 PM
You're welcome, mzalez. I just hope the pizza reference doesn't send somebody running to the Moderator's Corner to complain that the thread is anti-Italian.
uaru,
You must have missed my Batboy thread.
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zilvy
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posted on March 6, 2001 12:43:52 PM
This really isn't funny...why does that baby
have a pizza cutter...I thought they were
only allowed blunt insturements...like a
silver spoon?? Hep me, I'm confused!!
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lotsafuzz
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posted on March 6, 2001 12:49:33 PM
Frankly Spaz, this thread is obviously anti-dieter. I am really shocked that you would post such a thing.
I come to the Round Table to enjoy myself, not think about the fact that I will never have pizza again. Really Spaz, think of the lurkers next time.
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