krs
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posted on March 5, 2001 07:51:27 PM
http://www.onion.com/onion3613/insurance_executive.html
I think......I think, ummmm, ...in my opinion......
duh. Any thoughts?
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enchanted
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posted on March 5, 2001 07:54:37 PM
He was an insurance salesman. He HAD to fake his own life. Zombies had already eaten his brain it's a requirement to get your insurance sales license.
I read about it in News of the World.
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jamesoblivion
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posted on March 5, 2001 07:55:11 PM
Dolphins_evolve_opposable_thumbs._"Oh Sh*t",_says_humanity..."
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enchanted
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posted on March 5, 2001 07:58:33 PM
I better start praying now. The dolphins are coming, the dolphins are coming!
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krs
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posted on March 5, 2001 07:59:09 PM
That should be in a separate thread, James. You are off-topic. Moderator!! Please lock this thread!
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rawbunzel
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:01:12 PM
Been faking my life for years now. Nothing to it.
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KatyD
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:01:32 PM
May I suggest you just use your ignore button, krs? 
KatyD
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Antiquary
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:15:23 PM
James, link is too funny!!
But maybe we should require literacy screening before it's thrown wide open to the public like that. 
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jamesoblivion
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:18:47 PM
You thought that was funny? Read this one. Brings back memories, kinda.  
[ edited by jamesoblivion on Mar 5, 2001 08:19 PM ]
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lotsafuzz
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:20:45 PM
Were I not ignoring KatyD, I would suggest *she* use her ignore button as it is obvious Krs has been the better man and used his first.
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Antiquary
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:28:25 PM
james, LOL (I think the lol is permissible)
Yeah, long ago and only kinda!!!!
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ubiedaman
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:39:30 PM
James...that was "endurable"!!!...LMAOROTFPIMP!!!!!
Keith
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
the ones that are someone else's fault.
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lotsafuzz
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:42:08 PM
LMAOROTFPIMP!!!!!
There are letters there that I do not understand. Because ubiedaman is not YET on my ignore list, I shall ask him.....exactly WHAT do you mean by that?
By MY reading there are several letters there that could mean things that offend me greatly. If I do not get an explanation I shall alert the moderator of your filthy intentions.
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enchanted
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:42:39 PM
it is obvious Krs has been the better man and used his first
this remark belongs on the other thread with the triplect and the Lost Weekend in Idaho.
How rude to put it on the wrong thread.
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lotsafuzz
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:44:29 PM
Good thing I choose this second to take you off ignore, enchanted. Otherwise I would have missed my chance to agree with you.
Because of my error I must punish myself. I INSIST that everyone ignore me for the proper amount of time.
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enchanted
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posted on March 5, 2001 08:48:00 PM
well, GLADLY, I will put you on ignore this instant. How could I possibly refuse?
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ubiedaman
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posted on March 5, 2001 09:49:00 PM
Leave Me Alone Or Roast On The Fire Perpetuated In My Paranoia
Keith
(my first post with consecutive smilies!!!)
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
the ones that are someone else's fault.
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lotsafuzz
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posted on March 5, 2001 09:53:13 PM
That is *exactly* what I thought!
I can't ignore you tonight, as my card is full, however, first thing *scribble....erase....scribble*.....first thing Monday morning, you shall be ignored.
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