mybiddness
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posted on March 20, 2001 08:53:56 PM
William Stowell enjoys sex. But he doesn’t enjoy it as much as he thinks he should. So he’s doing what any red-blooded American male would do when dissatisfied with his sex life: He’s suing the hospital where he was born.
[i]A COUPLE OF months ago, Stowell filed a civil suit claiming that Good Samaritan Hospital in West Islip, N.Y., permanently deprived him and his future bedmates of “the
pleasure of natural, normal sexual intercourse” thanks to an “excruciating” 10 minute procedure it conducted on him moments after birth.[/i]
You may have heard of this procedure. It’s called circumcision.
http://stacks.msnbc.com/news/536231.asp
Now I've seen it all... LOL
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
edited to mess with ubb- and again
[ edited by mybiddness on Mar 20, 2001 08:56 PM ]
[ edited by mybiddness on Mar 20, 2001 08:57 PM ]
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bunnicula
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posted on March 20, 2001 08:58:05 PM
If he'd just work on his technique, he and his "bedmates" would have nothing to complain about.
Why isn't he suing his parents--they're the ones who made the final decision to circumcise or not...
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jamesoblivion
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posted on March 20, 2001 08:59:57 PM
Because his mom was doped up on demerol when she agreed. According to the suit. 
[ edited by jamesoblivion on Mar 20, 2001 09:00 PM ]
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mybiddness
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:05:41 PM
Reminds me of an old joke - Men are like snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
hmmmmmmm... not sure I can tell that one here???
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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Hepburn
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:07:14 PM
Al...LOL! But I bet it gets deleted.
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mybiddness
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:07:34 PM
OMG Al And, I was worried about my silly little joke getting moderated....aahahhahahah!
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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lotsafuzz
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:11:26 PM
Don't ask me *where* I heard this, but there is a group of 'clipped' men in (I believe) California who have formed a club.
They discuss their problem and have invented ways to 'fix' it. One of the methods mentioned (which was apparently sucessful) involves a tiny bar (much like a mini-dumbbell) that is somehow attached to the problem area to stretch the skin around the problem area.
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Hepburn
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:15:11 PM
Similar to jerry12's "slightly used" penis pump?
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mybiddness
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:24:11 PM
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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bunnicula
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:28:38 PM
Wow, AI I'm surprised it's stayed up (pardon the pun) this long!
Edited to say--in the time I was typing it disappeared. Shucks!
[ edited by bunnicula on Mar 20, 2001 09:29 PM ]
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joice
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:29:10 PM
Al,
I had to delete the link you had posted. Even with the warning, it's not appropriate to this forum.
Joice
Moderator.
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Hepburn
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:30:42 PM
bunnicula...LOL!
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lotsafuzz
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:32:44 PM
Even with the warning, it's not appropriate to this forum.
I *totally* agree!!
NOW, if we could just do something about this guy who pointed a gun to my head and made me click the link and look at what was there, well this would *certianly* be a better world!!
<sarcasm meter pegged to 100>
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mybiddness
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:35:54 PM
joice Does that mean you looked?
LOL
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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Hepburn
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:36:50 PM
ROTFPIMP!! joice looked!!! HAHAHA!
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jamesoblivion
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:38:48 PM
It's not like Joice has never seen a parrot before.
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joice
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:39:33 PM
 I only looked because it's my job.
Joice
Moderator.
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Al
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:41:36 PM
Foreskinologist Moderator?
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Al
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posted on March 20, 2001 09:44:56 PM
I'll behave Joice.haha It was the outlaw who put me up to it.
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