krs
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posted on March 31, 2001 10:50:33 PM
LOS ANGELES--A surprising new study released Monday by UCLA's Institute For Child Development revealed that human babies, long thought by psychologists to be highly inquisitive and adaptable, are actually extraordinarily stupid.
"As a mother of four, I find these results very disheartening," Bentley told reporters. "I can honestly say that the effort I have expended trying to raise my children into
intelligent beings may have been entirely wasted--a fool's dream, if you will."
There you go, Meya LOL!
[ edited by krs on Apr 1, 2001 11:16 AM ]
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barrybarris
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posted on March 31, 2001 11:05:23 PM
Krs,
This all good material. You must have been working on it all for a week or two. Keep em coming, I can't wait to see whats next.
Barry (your making me laugh) Barris
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bunnicula
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posted on March 31, 2001 11:24:40 PM
krs: 
I now await the outcry...
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krs
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posted on April 1, 2001 12:02:25 AM
Barry,
It's not my doing, it's in the news. LoL!
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zilvy
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posted on April 1, 2001 10:43:59 AM
No attribution shown.....another Onion???
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Meya
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posted on April 1, 2001 10:45:18 AM
All of KRS's posts here today are lifted from The Onion.
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HJW
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posted on April 1, 2001 10:51:31 AM
You guys need attribution to recognize
onion material?
Helen
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Meya
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posted on April 1, 2001 10:56:51 AM
Nope, not at all. I don't think that is the point of zilvy's post.
The following is from The Onion's site:
The Onion® is a satirical newspaper published by Onion, Inc.
The Onion® uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
The content of this web-site--graphics, text and other elements--is © Copyright 2001 by Onion, Inc., and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher.
The Onion® is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
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Outsider2
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posted on April 1, 2001 10:57:47 AM
A subtle way of saying, "Copyright Infringement," a common practice by the person in question ...and condoned by this site.
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HJW
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posted on April 1, 2001 10:58:07 AM
Meya 
Another April Fool has already posted that.
Helen
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Meya
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posted on April 1, 2001 10:59:01 AM
I don't appreciate being called a fool, even when being winked at at the same time.
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HJW
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:02:40 AM
"I can honestly say that the effort I have expended trying to raise my children into
intelligent beings may have been entirely wasted--a fool's dream, if you will."
Many mothers have expended wasted energy.
That is perfectly clear.
Helen
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HJW
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:04:29 AM
Lighten up everybody!!!
This is April Fools day!!!
Helen
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Meya
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:06:31 AM
So, are copyright laws suspended for the day right along with AW's guidelines?
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Antiquary
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:06:43 AM
Hmmmm! I wonder how many more just registered IDs will show up. Outsider2?
LOL
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HJW
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:08:58 AM
They seem to be coming out of the woodwork.
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Outsider2
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:11:00 AM
Was not everyone "just registered" at one time?
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Outsider2
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:14:13 AM
Who are "they"? Sounds territorial to me.
Were not all here "they" at one time?
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enchanted
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:18:45 AM
Good for you Outsider2! that's the spirit.
BTW hello Outsider2. Nice to meet you
many have experienced the 'informal hazing ritual' as I call it, and some have even stayed. I did.
have a pleasant day everyone!
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zilvy
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:21:04 AM
Hi Outsider2 if you are new, Welcome. If you are resurrected, Welcome...They may change your mind about wanting to be here but don't be put off April Fool's Day may go on for 12 months or more. Just decide for yourself if it is worth it.. beware, be aware and alert! (the world needs more lerts!!)
[ edited by zilvy on Apr 1, 2001 03:09 PM ]
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Antiquary
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:29:27 AM
LOLOLOL
I love this place.
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krs
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posted on April 1, 2001 11:40:35 AM
You would.
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Antiquary
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posted on April 1, 2001 12:05:12 PM
It's all relative, but I've lost my faith in chatboard nirvana. I still like a lot of the people here so,.... whatever.....
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Hepburn
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posted on April 1, 2001 12:05:44 PM
"Informal hazing ritual". So true.
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enchanted
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posted on April 1, 2001 12:24:31 PM
thanks hepburn!
I'm so glad I could be of assistance in providing your daily dose of humor Antiquary 
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Antiquary
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posted on April 1, 2001 12:29:40 PM
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Shoshanah
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posted on April 1, 2001 12:40:59 PM
Ah! A breath of fresh air and good fellowship...and a terrific sense of humour...But then, maybe it is NOT just another April Fool's day theory; look at bush... he never out-grew it...
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Gosh Shosh!
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