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 barrybarris
 
posted on April 10, 2001 04:35:48 PM new
Today I called my Doctors office on the telephone today to make one of my biannual appointments.

I don't have any trouble remembering the phone number, it is

XXX-2687

or to put it this way

XXX-ANUS

They claim they did not know this until I told them, but I do worry about it...

So, do know any funny phone numbers? Try this site for some help,

http://www.phonetic.com/simple.html

Barry (Doctor, WHY are you putting on that rubber glove) Barris


 
 RainyBear
 
posted on April 10, 2001 04:37:48 PM new
I had a friend back in school whose phone number spelled ORGY-MOB.

And when I was working with my (future) husband at an export job, we figured out that the toll-free number for one of the shipping lines was 1-800-BEEF-CRY.

Edited for bold.
[ edited by RainyBear on Apr 10, 2001 04:39 PM ]
 
 muriel
 
posted on April 10, 2001 04:50:18 PM new
Barry - T.M.I. (Too much information)

Didja miss me??

 
 VeryModern
 
posted on April 10, 2001 05:05:31 PM new
I missed ya Muriel!

VeryModern Space Junk
 
 barrybarris
 
posted on April 10, 2001 05:10:35 PM new
Muriel...

Barry (whats your Doctors phone number......) Barris


 
 muriel
 
posted on April 10, 2001 05:33:23 PM new
1-800-MALPRACTICE



[ edited by muriel on Apr 10, 2001 05:47 PM ]
 
 zilvy
 
posted on April 10, 2001 06:23:15 PM new
Well, I must say I am glad that is an Oral thermometer Phew, I never know what you are going to do next Muriel!!
Brace yourself Brighid Ohhhh those immortal words by "himself"!!
[ edited by zilvy on Apr 10, 2001 06:23 PM ]
 
 firstover
 
posted on April 10, 2001 06:33:03 PM new
No joke. When I was 6 years old I had a piano teacher named Miss Anus (pronounced Ann-us) Didn't understand why my parents roared with laughter when they found out.

 
 collectcier
 
posted on April 10, 2001 08:24:13 PM new
I just had to stop in a see what Barry was talking about. Barry, you have way too much time on your hands!
Collectcier

 
 yeager
 
posted on April 11, 2001 09:53:21 PM new
If I were a teacher and my name was Anus, no matter how it was pronouncer, I'd change it! There has got to be something that would be suitable, how about Amos, or Amus. Anything but Anus.

About phone numbers. There is a local company that has never updated their phone number in their advertising. Instead of using (XXX)8987100, they still use TY8-7100. If you live the the right area of the country, you might know this number. The TY is the old phone exchange for the name TY-ler.

When I was young, our home exchange was YU, which stood for YU-kon

 
 
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