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posted on April 18, 2001 04:21:33 PM
What to do with all our fluff?????????
"The problem of fluff disposal is coming under increased regulatory scrutiny."
"Fluff historically has been sent to landfills for disposal. With many landfills approaching capacity, it has become difficult to find landfills willing to accept ...fluff without charging a prohibitive tipping fee."
"In the final analysis, incineration is a less attractive alternative for fluff disposal than landfills."
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kraftdinner
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posted on April 18, 2001 04:33:09 PM
When you say "fluff", do you mean like the stuff under our beds?? 
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 04:40:07 PM
kraftdinner,
Interesting you should say that. I just found the following quote to add to this topic...
"It is not really meant as a rant against fluff bunnies."
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 04:46:21 PM
"Want Fluff? Here's Help! If you don't really have anything to say but still want
to sound important, these interactive tools will generate the fluff you need. ..."
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 04:48:37 PM
Fluff Dip for Fruit
Ingredients
2 (3 ounce) packages instant vanilla pudding mix
1 cup milk
1/2 cup amaretto liqueur
1 (16 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
Directions
1 In a medium bowl, mix together the vanilla pudding mix, milk and amaretto liqueur. Beat in the thawed frozen whipped topping. Chill 1 hour in the refrigerator before serving.
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MuRiEl
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posted on April 18, 2001 04:50:32 PM
My boss used to refer to breaking wind as "fluffing". 
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 04:53:56 PM
MuRiEl,
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 04:54:53 PM
"Cows With Fluff / Cows Without Fluff - We have the license ... "
www.fluffycows.co.uk/ - 3k
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Mybiddness
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posted on April 18, 2001 04:56:22 PM
Reminds me of an old song:
We must
We must
We must increase the fluff!
Or, something like that.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 04:56:36 PM
"... Fluff. Sex: Female, Born: spring, 1992. Type: Tortoiseshell-tabby
longhair. Origin: Barn cat. Features "
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barrybarris
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posted on April 18, 2001 04:57:25 PM
I've got plenty of Fluff, but I'm a little short on Bubble Wrap...
Barry (not tied too tight) Barris
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:00:10 PM
Mybiddness,
I like the song.
Barry (look in your navel) Barris,
From a story, "Don't worry, mama," Fluff said. "I'll stay close
to home." He seemed to have forgotten that he liked to roam. ..."
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Mybiddness
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:00:27 PM
How about another oldie but goodie -
Another one bites the fluff...
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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Borillar
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:01:16 PM
>>COUGH!!<< >>COUGH!!<<
Excuse me. The rarefied air in here is just a little too thin for me at the moment ... I'll just step back out the door for a minute ...
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:06:16 PM
"Ananova : Doctor studies why belly button fluff is blue."
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Mybiddness
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:09:35 PM
How 'bout we stuff em and fluff em?
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:12:12 PM
"Join the Temples of Fluff You think you have what it takes to have a Fluff Shrine?
Well, we'll see."
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:21:26 PM
"TMG PRESENTS A GRIM FAIRY TALE IN THREE ACTS. FLUFF, FLUFFIER, & FLUFFIEST (OR- How
to constantly revise reality to protect the accepted theories at all costs). ... "
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:25:12 PM
"A man was driving down the road when all of a sudden he noticed a fluff of feathers zoom past his car like it was standing still. He looked at his speedometer and saw that he was doing 55. He sped up to 80.
At 80 he pulled up beside the fluff of feathers and realized that it was a chicken running down the middle of the road. The driver decided to follow the chicken and figure out how it could possibly run so fast. The chicken turned off into a driveway disappeared behind a farmhouse. The man pulled in right behind him.
A farmer came out of the house and asked the driver what he wanted. "Man!," said the driver, "some chicken just passed me on the highway. I was doing 55 at the time, but this son-of-a-gun just ran right by me. I can't understand it!"
"Oh, that must be one of them chickens that I'm raising for the fast food industry," said the farmer. "We breed 'em with three legs because people like drumsticks. They can run 90 miles an hour."
"Really," said the driver. "I never heard of any chicken that could run 90 miles an hour. How do they taste?"
"Dang if I know," said the farmer. "We've never been able to catch one"
(Boo, bad fluff joke )
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:27:33 PM
You got to see the "Fluff Faery"
http://www.freakyplanet.com/DarkFaeries/Fluff.html
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MuRiEl
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:28:24 PM
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 05:36:24 PM
That just scared the fluff outa me!!!!
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 06:15:08 PM
Boy inside having just read that you are not middle of the road, I ran here as fast as I could, I was sore afraid you were chopping up one of my threads...I mean Fluff happens. I also have "Killer dustbunnies" and was hoping there might be a way to dispose of them...I just panic when I hear the word fluff and disposing in the same sentence.
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inside
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posted on April 18, 2001 06:22:28 PM
zilvy,
Nope, not chopping up one of your threads, lol.
Having thought about how some threads make me search the net and learn new things, I wondered if "fluff" could teach me anything. To be honest some of the things I learned, I can not post here.
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:13:44 PM
Perhaps we could send some fluff to China? I think they're a bit miffed with us now ...
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figmente
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posted on April 20, 2001 07:58:00 AM
Unwanted fluff? - Put it up for adoption.
http://www.angelfire.com/biz/dragonpal/adopt.html
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spazmodeus
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posted on April 20, 2001 08:14:53 AM
On the set of porn films, there is a person assigned to keeping the male talent aroused and ready for upcoming scenes. That person is referred to as the "fluffer."
(And just so you don't think I made that up, I saw it on the F/X Network during an airing of Boogie Nights, as one of those "Did you know?" factoids they run at commercial breaks.)
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nettak
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posted on April 20, 2001 08:17:14 AM
Now why would you want to put your fluff up for adoption. You could just save it up (under the bed, or somewhere equally dark) and when you feel you have enough, just roll it all up into a giant fluff ball. You could roll it down the street, or give it as a gift ect. I am sure there are many other useful ideas for the humble fluff.
Those baby fluffs were rather cute, but my favourites were the colourful hippy fluffs.
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MeyA
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posted on April 20, 2001 08:38:01 AM
There once was an abundance of fluff
Mixed in with the pertinent stuff
The bosses got ticked
The members were licked
And then many left in a huff
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stusi
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posted on April 20, 2001 09:44:51 AM
seems we found Barry(bubblewrap me)Barris' real fetish!!!!!!!! P.S.-does anyone remember the fluffernutter sandwich? I bet Barry does! the answer is to just mix all the fluff with peanut butter and eat it!
[ edited by stusi on Apr 20, 2001 09:46 AM ]
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