zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 09:53:16 PM
I turn my back for one minnit and MY gurls are nekkid in krs roll call. Hain't I taught yew yung uns nuthin bout nuthin.
I have done tol ya and I done tol ya don't go gettin nekkid fer enny man what calls ya...this is a stranger for Lands sake...neer mind gittin nekkid don't even talk to him Now get yur cloze on afore I wallup your arses.
edited to add: Why even EmilyRose would know better than to be called upon for that kind of gathering. BarryBarris yew gotta lot of splainin to do yung man...dibs on the second un ...what on airth heve yew been drinkin??
[ edited by zilvy on Apr 18, 2001 10:42 PM ]
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rAwBUNzeL
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posted on April 18, 2001 09:57:52 PM
Uh...well...uh.....
I only did it for KatyD. I didn't want her to be all alone in there.
caught
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:01:47 PM
Yeer gonna heve raw bunz I can guarantee it.
Now U make sure non o them other girls get cot up in this nonsense .... We run a tight ship aroundst heer ... yew lissenen to me??
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KatyD
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:07:33 PM
Don't believe Rawbunzel, zilvy. She did it because she wanted to win the prize. She'll do anything for a buck or a lottery ticket. 
KatyD
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:10:15 PM
Katy (D) are yew related to dumbya...don't never let yer gaaard down agin or yer cloze!!
I'm off to bed and yew girls better behave I'll be chekin on yew...ya heah?? No more loose flewzie stuff.
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rAwBUNzeL
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:12:17 PM
I don't hear anything. Do you KatyD?
lalalalala
I won't do anything for a prize...I will do almost anything.Please get that straight Katy!
[ edited by rAwBUNzeL on Apr 18, 2001 10:13 PM ]
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:14:20 PM
Just chekinn...I don't heer ya breathin sweet cakes....watch out. Yew are in big trubble ifn yew mess with Ma Zilvy. I gut fresh willer switches heer...(making them whistle in the air)
I have heard that you are not FREE but, you'll be reasonable WHOOOO SED THET?
[ edited by zilvy on Apr 18, 2001 10:16 PM ]
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:17:18 PM
Now dat dey all is nekkid are dey gonna jump in a pile?
tee hee hee
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:19:22 PM
I AM GONNA "CHOCK" THOSE YUNG UNS!! Jump in a pile of WHAT??? never mind tee hee-ing over there Mrs lay those presents under the tree!! We now why Santa is so JOLLY, he knows where all the naughty girls are!
[ edited by zilvy on Apr 18, 2001 10:20 PM ]
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barrybarris
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:24:08 PM
OK, Now I is/be here lookin' for them Naked Floozies. Naked Floozies come out, come out where ever yous is...
Barry (a Floozie a day keeps the, AWWWW shut up Barry) Barris
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:27:35 PM
BerryBerris yew are in a heep o trubble yung man. I knowd yew wuz raized bettern this...Yew are gonna have to toe the line and work reeel hard to overcome Eric Clampdown?? Whassa matta wit yew boy??
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HEPburn
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:30:08 PM
Can I p8t on my braz3re now?
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:32:26 PM
hepBURN I have been tryin to figger out what thet strange pattern was on yer keyboard...girl yew gotta cut thet out yew culd short circut sumthin...yew heah whut I'm a sayin?? I figgere yew was ma gud un ent I wuddn't have to wurry ooooh me!
I thank yew betta put on yer brass ear NOW..and mebbe yer smithyriddles too.
[ edited by zilvy on Apr 18, 2001 10:34 PM ]
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:35:55 PM
Dew enny of yew no how hard it is to rite ignerent?? I keep havin to keerect muy speelin
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krs
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:43:13 PM
You have a natural bent.
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HEPburn
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:43:23 PM
Y'all dunt wanna git me a'talkin lak mah daddy. Oncet ah starts to tawk like dis, ids hard two stop. On sekond thot, ah dun beeleeve ah shud gwan to mah baid cuz ids gitten lait.
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:47:20 PM
OOOOOHHHH krs ya'll air sich a gennlemun..ack, ack!! Waal sumpin went down the wrong wey....
edditted cuz even a ignerent nows thars a m in sumpin.
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krs
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:51:19 PM
Now hear, zilvy, ther's a real problem i got wif yo' tryin' t'subvaht enny naked floozie whut be hankerin'abe naked jest sos yo' c'd thin' yer mo'als is supero'
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:55:38 PM
I dew wants to mentiun sir that for yew to speak of my "bent' in a public forum is bad forum of isself...most pole lite folks don't menshun sich thangs. My gurls r mor moral by fur then enny meer male man I have eever met.
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HEPburn
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:56:55 PM
Dey iz gwan lok dis 'er thred up iffen dey caint unnerstan whut y'all iz ritten. Dey dun sed dey wood do dat befo', bak awayz wen dis plase wuz yung. So doo keep dat in mine.
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HEPburn
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posted on April 18, 2001 10:59:50 PM
In fak, I dunt beeleeve dere iz sutch a dikshonary dat kin hep da modderaterz two unnerstan dis 'ere languige.
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rAwBUNzeL
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posted on April 18, 2001 11:00:28 PM
Whas a moral? Has I got sum?
I cain't write lyk this . Yu guys r mutch bettr at this than me.
Muss be tym fur bed.
Nyte
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zilvy
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posted on April 18, 2001 11:02:50 PM
Moralz is best with melk...Night night ya'll
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HEPburn
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posted on April 18, 2001 11:04:15 PM
Den ah bes' git mahsef ma glaz of milk sos ah kin git to baid mahsef. Nite nite.
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gravid
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posted on April 19, 2001 07:08:22 AM
The next time I get a message from a Japanese buyer tied in knots I am going to reply like these posts to utterly blow his mind.
Most primary wants are exclusive feature of
offered item?
Watt de ell youse takin bot boe?
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HEPburn
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posted on April 19, 2001 07:55:58 AM
Gravid, ah unnerstood yoo vera wel. Mebbe we'uns iz reelaited?
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zilvy
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posted on April 19, 2001 03:10:37 PM
Gravid I love it when you talk French!
That by the way is a famous line by "Muriel" to Babboo ~ during the St. Paddy's day thread. You hadda be there, but trust me it was hysterical.
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krs
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posted on April 19, 2001 03:13:18 PM
Gravid,
Are your Japanese buyers tied in knots Budhists?
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Linda_K
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posted on April 19, 2001 03:19:15 PM
LOL @ gravid's next time....
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zilvy
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posted on April 19, 2001 03:28:46 PM
Muriel by da time yew reed this yer car will be impounded and yew will be on permanent tyme out. I done tole ya and tole ya no gettin nekkid at the drop of a hat!!
Yer a baaaad gurl...Ahve spint sew much tyme
wit the other gurls yewd thank yewd no betta!! No grits...no hominy no nuttin hunney!!
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