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 MuRiEl
 
posted on April 25, 2001 05:02:05 PM new
Ok, after I started the Ten Questions thread, I thought of another one. Now let's be careful here and use common sense, good judgment and follow the CG's. Please try to do this tastefully. Ready?

Where is the strangest/riskiest place you ever made whoopie?

Mine:

3rd base on the YMCA baseball field (when I was 18!)

On the "watch bed" at the main fire station while everyone was asleep upstairs (when I was 24)

Take it away gang!



 
 MaddieNicks
 
posted on April 25, 2001 05:41:11 PM new
I don't think I dare to tell here where the riskiest place was....

One of the riskiest places was when I was 17 and snuck by boyfriend into my bedroom after Mom was in bed for the night. (Her deafness at times worked to my great advantage.) He would stay all night, and I'd hide him under the comforter in the mornings until after she went to work.

I'm doomed - she wished upon me a kid just like I was, and I got one.

Kris
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 figmente
 
posted on April 25, 2001 05:44:19 PM new
Ms Goldberg never replies to my invitations.



 
 xifene
 
posted on April 25, 2001 06:30:34 PM new
We'd probably need to define "kinky" better really.

--xifene--
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 anthro1966
 
posted on April 25, 2001 06:40:39 PM new
Against the front of a building on one of the main streets in Pilsen, Czech Republic, at 1:00 am in the morning. Needless to say, was after indulging in the 13% alcohol Czech beer (.50 cents a bottle). Nothing like being in the military!!!

 
 Kazanne
 
posted on April 25, 2001 06:56:44 PM new
Lost my "pride and joy" at age 18 (with my husband) in an old rock quarry. Amazing how the rocks and stones did wonders for my back!!

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on April 25, 2001 07:22:28 PM new
Would being tied to the bed be too kinky for this thread?

If it is too kinky then I'm just asking a question...

If it isn't too kinky then I confess...

Barry (DISCLAIMER; No dwarf was hurt or injured making the Whoopie described above) Barris


 
 HEPburn
 
posted on April 25, 2001 07:38:18 PM new
On a washing machine with lopsided towels in it during the spin cycle

 
 zilvy
 
posted on April 25, 2001 07:42:57 PM new
HePburN you are kidding...those were my towels!!

 
 verymodern
 
posted on April 25, 2001 07:51:40 PM new
Muriel, I have been meaning to ask you about your voyeuristic tendencies...
VeryModern Space Junk
 
 HEPburn
 
posted on April 25, 2001 07:59:55 PM new
Sorry zilvy. Wasnt planned..just looked at that machine dancing around the floor, looked at boyfriend and we both grinned

 
 tomwiii
 
posted on April 25, 2001 08:02:26 PM new
Lighthouse...

 
 ubiedaman
 
posted on April 25, 2001 09:25:09 PM new
OK...
In a radio station..in the main studio..."On Air" (mike open a couple of times) for PART of it, back in the days when albums skipped if there was too much thrust. Evere tried to read a PSA (Public Service Anouncement) while trying not to groan? LOL

Keith


I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
the ones that are someone else's fault.
 
 thedewey
 
posted on April 25, 2001 10:35:42 PM new
I'm not gonna tell THE riskiest, but hubby and I were pretty, um, adventurous when we were newlyweds. Let's see .... the swimming pool (our own, not a public one), a tent while camping in 30 degree weather and snow, in a river, hubby's parents' driveway (see previous thread), on our back deck, on a four-wheeler while riding on my dad's property, the kitchen table ....

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on April 25, 2001 11:42:49 PM new
thedewey,

YES, the kitchen table (sometimes before breakfast)...

Barry (a whole new meaning to scrambled eggs......) Barris

Edited to say, the above kitchen table heavy breathing was my history, not thedewey's...

[ edited by barrybarris on Apr 25, 2001 11:49 PM ]
 
 tabbs
 
posted on April 26, 2001 01:50:57 AM new
Under the stars when I was 15.
 
 nettak
 
posted on April 26, 2001 05:12:58 AM new
Riskiest place, well there was a few. LOL But the one that I would consider one of the most risky, was in the hairdressing salon that my parents owned. I was meant to be holding the fort while my mother and sister were out. The boyfriend (now hubby) was helping me hold the fort.

Strangest place would have to be the old hay barn at my sister's farm, it was kind of spookey and had mice running around. BTW mice freak me out big time, it must have been love or boy I must have been out of my mind.

 
 Kazanne
 
posted on April 26, 2001 06:01:21 AM new
Just thought of the funniest time!!!
Hubby and I went camping, it was freezing. We woke up quite early and decided to make a coffee, boiled the water in kettle (you know, the whistling type) we went back to bed to wait for it to boil, got side-tracked, the whistle blew and blew and blew, we finally emerged from the tent to see everyone else in the campsite was wide awake and all staring at us!!! I just can't imagine why.

 
 rancher24
 
posted on April 26, 2001 06:16:12 AM new
My first serious boyfriend was the adventurous type, so I've got lots of "fun places" memories....One of my favs was a Jones Beach, in the water, lots of people around...would have been nice & discreet if only that wave didn't kinda push us into shallow water and well, expose us to the other swimmers!

My absolute favorite "caught" story didn't actually involve the "act of whoppie", but a similiar act (which I beleive is still illegal in some states)....My husband & I were in a public park at night, he was laying on his back with his arms above his head, he was very happy......Next day he wakes up with both his arms swollen from bug bites & had to run to the company nurse for comfort (minds outta the gutter, I mean cream or salve)...The nurse examined his arms and couldn't understand how that could have happened...She said "you must have had you arms in a nest, what were you doing that you didn't feel them biting you?"....Obviously he couldn't explain WHY he was soooo oblivious! ....Twenty years later, and we STILL laugh about that night!!

~ Rancher

 
 Kazanne
 
posted on April 26, 2001 06:19:38 AM new
Rancher Lucky for him that it wasn't something else resting in that nest of bugs!!! LOL.

 
 MuRiEl
 
posted on April 26, 2001 09:29:36 AM new
Tomwiii: My best friend made whoopie on the ROCKS behind the Marblehead Lighthouse, on Lake Erie in Ohio. You don't know "Tracy", do you??

 
 RainyBear
 
posted on April 26, 2001 03:35:45 PM new
Indian ruins.

 
 zilvy
 
posted on April 26, 2001 03:37:47 PM new
RainyBear, studying "Art" ifacts?

 
 Capriole
 
posted on April 26, 2001 11:08:57 PM new
Snort laugh!!!
You guys are nutbars!!!!

I am the bed of rose petals type myself.

But there was that ferry ride back in 1993



fortunately the captain was able to lock the door...



lol

 
 brighid868
 
posted on April 26, 2001 11:10:34 PM new
couple years back my significant other and i were staying in a gorgeous lodge up in the mountains. they had a jacuzzi and pool in a separate building that was open all night....at 3 am we decided to go skinny dipping down at the poolhouse and 1 thing led to another. thank god no one came in because most of the other visitors were over 60 and would have had heart attacks.

 
 zilvy
 
posted on April 27, 2001 09:11:57 PM new
My question to Muriel is this, will the posters to this and your other thread be receiving a percentage of the royalties from the book you are writing, and will the names be changed to out the guilty?? Inquiring minds want to know!

 
 mint4you
 
posted on April 27, 2001 09:30:05 PM new
[ edited by mint4you on Apr 30, 2001 06:19 PM ]
 
 nycrocker
 
posted on April 28, 2001 02:39:17 AM new
When I was 16, at the amusement park Haunted House at the Seaside Heights boardwalk while I was working there and was in full "monster" makeup.
Rocker
 
 nettak
 
posted on April 28, 2001 02:43:21 AM new
Ummmmm was that a "make up" melt down. LOL

 
 nycrocker
 
posted on April 28, 2001 02:51:09 AM new
LOL Netta when we got outside in the light we realized the make up had rubbed off onto her face too. HAAAH Caught!
Rocker
 
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