krs
|
posted on April 30, 2001 09:35:06 PM new
71,000 cows have been released from captivity by animal rights activists.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3420/animal_rights.html
Monday's cow release is the highest-profile raid for the Animal Liberation Front since October 1996, when the group released three million chickens into Yosemite National Park.
|
kraftdinner
|
posted on April 30, 2001 09:39:20 PM new
I don't think it's so bad. India has them all over and they all get along fine.
|
NearTheSea
|
posted on April 30, 2001 10:04:22 PM new
Isn't that considered theft ?
I mean they were taken in the middle of the night, mostly from dairy farms, and they are proud of this?
Well, theres less milk and cheese for the kids.
So far, as your link provided, quite a few have been killed by cars, electrecuted, or
fallen off bridges, and drowned ?
A great accomplishment for ALF and PETA...NOT.
[email protected]
|
jamesoblivion
|
posted on April 30, 2001 10:22:48 PM new
Cows are always good for a laugh.
|
krs
|
posted on April 30, 2001 10:26:27 PM new
So are chickens......and onions. Soup.
No matter how many times I do it, it always gets at least one. LoL!
|
Capriole
|
posted on April 30, 2001 10:27:22 PM new
It's the Onion, not CNN.
(wink, nudge NeartheSea)
|
Baduizm
|
posted on April 30, 2001 10:28:22 PM new
I was always a big fan of Ben & Jerry's "Bovinity Divinity" ice cream. Moo.
typos
[ edited by Baduizm on Apr 30, 2001 10:29 PM ]
|
JLPiece
|
posted on April 30, 2001 10:30:05 PM new
I don't think it's so bad. India has them all over and they all get along fine. kraftdinner
Really?
|
kraftdinner
|
posted on April 30, 2001 10:52:18 PM new
It was a joke jlp!
|
SaraAW
|
posted on April 30, 2001 10:59:40 PM new
Sara
[email protected]
|
jamesoblivion
|
posted on April 30, 2001 11:02:43 PM new
You know, that happened the other day!
|
kraftdinner
|
posted on April 30, 2001 11:03:03 PM new
SaraAW - 
|
kraftdinner
|
posted on April 30, 2001 11:36:09 PM new
"You know, that happened the other day"
You mean a cow rang you doorbell then pretended not to?
|
gravid
|
posted on May 1, 2001 03:50:07 AM new
You know cows are probably pretty much like squirrels but a lot bigger.
When I go to the park I feed the squirrels and it amazes me that they can survive in the wild.
I can throw a peanut and hit the squirrel right on top of the head and it falls in front of it and it still can't find it.
It turns around in a circle and may actually walk away fron it. They must be terribly near sighted to not see it 6 inches away.
The difference of course is if a stupid nearsighted squirrel runs out in front of your car it is squished but of a thousand pound cow waltzes out in front of you it is like hitting a brick wall.
|
MuRiEl
|
posted on May 1, 2001 04:14:57 AM new
Sara - good one!!
|
sNowYegret
|
posted on May 1, 2001 04:15:51 AM new
No bull?
|
enCHAnTed
|
posted on May 1, 2001 05:12:51 AM new
Sara good to see you have a sense of humor. it's essential for survival here.
(Ummmm....whispering.... did you forget the Gary Larson copyright, isn't that a Far Side cartoon? Those pesky AW rules )
|
MuRiEl
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:20:05 AM new
Yes bull.
|
krs
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:23:07 AM new
One day a cow might be president.
|
sNowYegret
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:25:38 AM new
Then we'll have to look out for the bull.
|
krs
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:28:44 AM new
It'll be a grassroots ticket.
We'll have cows on the moo-n (get it?)
|
sNowYegret
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:32:41 AM new
Will cow tipping be allowed?
|
kraftdinner
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:39:35 AM new
Will alien cow mootilations become a thing of the past?
|
krs
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:42:23 AM new
Well all cows are aliens. That is, they are not indigenous to this continent. Columbus brought some with him on his second voyage. After that it became a law that each ship had to have one cow for every five people.
|
stusi
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:45:51 AM new
nearthesea- they may have done the kids a favor. Milk and cheese(dairy) consumption is a major contributing factor to chronic ear infections in children.
|
krs
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:47:26 AM new
Oh boy.
|
stusi
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:49:48 AM new
i wonder how they would feel if a cow causes a car accident and subsequent injuries or fatalities? BTW- they must be some rather tall cows if they are chewing on power lines!!!
|
sNowYegret
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:53:27 AM new
The Ruminant Party.
|
krs
|
posted on May 1, 2001 09:59:16 AM new
Low power lines, Stusi, are not uncommon away from cities. Also, many areas have them only slightly underground.
I think that it's completely irresponsible to release those cows without first teaching them the rudiments of life in traffic lanes. That so many were killed by cars or fell off of bridges can only mean that that cattle couldn't drive.
|
stusi
|
posted on May 1, 2001 10:00:54 AM new
Heavens to Bessie!!!!
|
