zilvy
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posted on May 1, 2001 11:59:15 AM new
Just for you, Muriel.....
If your Fairy Godmother came down and said that you could eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be?
For instance, would you like to eliminate the task of putting on your make-up every day? Or fixing your hair? Or shaving? Or having to go to the bathroom? What one thing do you wish you never had to do again?
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on May 1, 2001 12:10:08 PM new
Cleaning out the litter box! Yeckkkkk! 
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Bunnicula
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posted on May 1, 2001 12:18:49 PM new
Having to work. It interferes with my hobbies
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barrybarris
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posted on May 1, 2001 12:25:39 PM new
(think telephone)
Wrong Numbers. Then the caller always has to ask "Who's this." What do you mean who am I? Who the hell are you!
I get calls for,
a drug store
Willie
a nursing home
and then there are the random wrong numbers.
Barry (operator, would you trace this call and tell me where I am) Barris
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Femme
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posted on May 1, 2001 12:28:38 PM new
MAKEUP!!!!
Especially, mascara.
I'd like to strangle the person who thought up that necessary evil.
Probably a man. 
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Bunnicula
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posted on May 1, 2001 12:32:13 PM new
Makeup is *not* a "necessary" evil. No law says you have to wear it. I decided at quite a young age that I wouldn't wear it & I never have. My world didn't come to an end, either. Same with high heels...
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zilvy
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posted on May 1, 2001 12:36:27 PM new
Big Yea for Bunni regarding no heels.
Glory osky I wish I had said no...what a job those do on your feet in later life.
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stusi
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posted on May 1, 2001 12:38:03 PM new
Barry- I spoke to Willie, he wants to know if there are any messages for him?!!!
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Bunnicula
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posted on May 1, 2001 12:40:01 PM new
zilvy: you got that right--before I had even reached 10 years old, I'd decided never to wear heels. Why? I got a gander at my mother's feet--and the feet of women her age who wore high heels all their lives. Callouses galore, misshaped toes & nails, foot pain...many had had, or would need, surgery. Their feet were *yucky*!
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Zazzie
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posted on May 1, 2001 12:59:30 PM new
Sleeping
I wouldn't eliminate my bed---just having to sleep.
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spazmodeus
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posted on May 1, 2001 01:05:38 PM new
"Who Stays Up the Latest?!" Parts 1 thru 33.
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jamesoblivion
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posted on May 1, 2001 01:07:17 PM new
The first time I shaved I felt like a million dollars. The second time it was already a monumental pain in the ass.
Shaving or scanning.
Spaz 
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spazmodeus
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posted on May 1, 2001 01:07:36 PM new
Okay, seriously ... I would eliminate all of my neighbors within a one-mile radius.
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krs
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posted on May 1, 2001 01:13:19 PM new
Barry, tell Willy I'm home.
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mEyA
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posted on May 1, 2001 01:21:43 PM new
Dust
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kraftdinner
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posted on May 1, 2001 01:41:33 PM new
The phone. I would like to tear it out of the wall. I hate answering it....(hey, so you're home?), I hate talking on it.....(hey, so like, what's up?).....I don't even like any of the ring choices I have. I only married my husband so I would have someone to answer the phone for me, that's how much I HATE it!!!!!!
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KatyD
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posted on May 1, 2001 02:31:51 PM new
Cooking. I hate to cook. I also hate to grocery shop, but I could live with it if I could just not cook. How old do you have to be to qualify for Meals on Wheels anyway?
KatyD
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nettak
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posted on May 1, 2001 02:56:35 PM new
I would dearly love to rid my life of Tax Statements, I have grown to hate the things.
Spaz, tell me what is it that offends you so much about "Who Stays Up The Latest". You know you really shouldn't read it if it upsets you. Is it the fact that we do not argue or the fact that we have formed some friendships?
I for the life of me can not figure out what upsets you so much about that thread. For some of us it is a whole lot better than reading about Bush's drunken daughter and all the other political crap. Just wait for part 100, we will invite you to the opening.
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MuRiEl
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posted on May 1, 2001 03:15:31 PM new
Thanks, Zil!
Barry - Will you ask Willie to pick up a loaf of bread on his way home?
Ok, I want to eliminate the need to shower, put on make-up, and fix my hair. But I guess that's three. 
[ edited by MuRiEl on May 1, 2001 03:17 PM ]
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zilvy
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posted on May 1, 2001 03:19:56 PM new
Spaz the modeus one ~ Will-O-the-Wisp ~ how about a move to the country?
Muriel, if you eliminate the shower won't you automatically eliminate the need "Not to make eye contact with your neighbors"?
[ edited by zilvy on May 1, 2001 03:39 PM ]
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HJw
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posted on May 1, 2001 03:53:52 PM new
I agree with spaz about the neighbors but I would increase the radius to 25 miles.
Helen
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zilvy
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posted on May 1, 2001 03:56:17 PM new
Save the neighborsHJW & Spaz I have a lovely island in the Caribbean, interested?
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spazmodeus
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posted on May 1, 2001 04:10:07 PM new
nettak,
I've never read any of the "Who Stays Up the Latest?" threads.
I'm just tired of looking at it every time I check the thread list.
Don't take it personally.
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krs
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posted on May 1, 2001 04:13:51 PM new
Poor, poor Mr. Modeus.
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Borillar
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posted on May 1, 2001 04:46:35 PM new
Eating food.
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HJw
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posted on May 1, 2001 05:09:25 PM new
Zilvy!
You are already in trouble for leaving me in a room with someone
smoking a joint. Now you want to move me to an island with
Spazmodeous?
Nothing against Spaz. But I want to be alone!!! What about that
do you not understand!!!
Helen
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Femme
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posted on May 1, 2001 05:15:23 PM new
Breathing.
In and out
In and out
All day long
It can be soooo exhausting.
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enCHAnTed
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posted on May 1, 2001 05:15:37 PM new
I'm with james on scanning. I hate scanning.
Pantyhose runs a close second. What an evil invention.
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zilvy
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posted on May 1, 2001 05:16:22 PM new
I WANT TO BE ALONE sounds like Marlena Deitrich to me...besides you'd miss da joint smoker and da joint!!
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krs
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posted on May 1, 2001 05:26:49 PM new
"In and out, In and out, All day long"
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