roadsmith
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posted on June 24, 2001 08:34:56 PM new
I guess the moderator has censored my original question, above. I should have said, "Are you getting 'Enlarge your p---s spam on email?'" So here's my question. . . .
This is just crazy. Tonight I received 6 of these stupid spam messages in my email. I don't even HAVE a penis. And I've never asked for that information. What bothers me more is that the return addresses are all slightly different from each other.
I'm afraid to reply and ask them to delete my name because they want my email address (which isn't being used--there's another address they're using for me (which I don't understand at all). Yikes.
[ edited by roadsmith on Jun 24, 2001 08:41 PM ]
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uaru
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posted on June 24, 2001 08:44:11 PM new
I'm afraid to reply and ask them to delete my name because they want my email address
Don't reply, if you do that you'll just get more. Some legitimate outfits I'd reply to, but an outfit that is selling enlargement equipment for your equipment isn't one of them.
I keep thinking my wife has signed me up to get that spam. 
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krs
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posted on June 24, 2001 08:44:20 PM new
It's because they know that you wish you had a penis.
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MichelleG
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posted on June 24, 2001 09:05:14 PM new
roadsmith
I didn't edit your title - it's not among my Moderator super-powers  . Perhaps you hit "enter" too soon or something?
Michelle
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krs
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posted on June 24, 2001 09:27:26 PM new
It's freudian.
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bobbi355
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posted on June 24, 2001 10:01:50 PM new
I got one of those emails too - but it was in my hotmail, not my regular email. Like Roadsmith, I don't have a penis either .... I can't imagine what it must be like.... I mean.....doesn't it get in the way??
[ edited by bobbi355 on Jun 24, 2001 10:39 PM ]
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bkmunroe
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posted on June 24, 2001 10:02:34 PM new
That's strange. I got a dozen "Enlarge your breasts" emails from hotmail accounts on Friday and Saturday. I'm a man and as much as I like large breasts, I don't think that they'd look that good on me.
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krs
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posted on June 24, 2001 10:17:55 PM new
I don't get them either. Someone must have realized that I've got enough trouble as it is.
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caravaggio
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posted on June 24, 2001 10:19:16 PM new
I get at least two in my hotmail everyday. This subject headings are amusing everything to hitting people to touching your eyebrows.
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bobbi355
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posted on June 24, 2001 10:24:06 PM new
I've seen a commercial here in the past few days selling this bottle of something (some kind of drink) and it says "Lose 10 pounds in 2 days" ...... I couldn't believe anything like that would even be legal. I also saw it at the Walgreen's drug store and I read the ingredients - all kinds of fruit juices and actually, would just work as a laxative. So, I guess for two days you're in the john getting rid of your 10 pounds. I can just see somebody getting dehydrated and getting sick or something and suing.
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bobbi355
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posted on June 24, 2001 10:27:09 PM new
In my regular email I got one the other day and the subject line was "Get Your Bowel Movements Going"! Isn't there some way that you can filter some of that junk mail out?
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bobbi355
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posted on June 24, 2001 10:28:23 PM new
So krs are you implying ..... ummmm.......never mind.
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Femme
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posted on June 25, 2001 04:47:46 AM new
So, what's the mystery?
We all know how to enlarge a penis, don't we.
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sadie999
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posted on June 25, 2001 04:59:25 AM new
Femme,
I'm not sure. Um, I think we just show up, no?
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roadsmith
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posted on June 25, 2001 10:35:22 PM new
Okay, so. . . yikes! Today I got MY first "enlarge your breasts" spam, on top of the other stuff.
Don't need that either.
Could we send "enlarge your brain" spam to the spammers???
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gravid
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posted on June 26, 2001 03:26:00 AM new
If they keep at it so there must be some money in it. I have some lead ingots in the shed left over from when we had our plumbing company. If I cast a big ol' hunk around one handle of those real heavy duty paper clamps it should be marketable as either breast or penis enlarger. I mean let 5 pounds dangle there all day and something is going to stretch. The only trouble is - How do I get the guys to buy two like the gals?
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