http://pomonaswapmeet.com Click vendor info. click arial view. HUGE. I hang around the ONLY tree. Stop by for a Beer.
[ edited by jackswebb on Sep 16, 2004 10:13 PM ]
posted on September 27, 2004 08:16:38 PM new
I did, Was, I JUST got back San Diego this VERY minute. Checking all internet stuff 180 miles I am PLUM tared....gonna REALLY go,,,ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........Click,,,GN! zzzzz...... http://pomonaswapmeet.com. http://www.toppingevents.com
posted on September 30, 2004 03:56:57 PM new
Hold your hand up,,,there is a pull string hanging down,,feel it? ,pull it,,,,click....Now can you SEE better down here? Be sure to to click it off when you go back up stairs. And CLOSE the door! It causes a Draft!
posted on October 10, 2004 10:40:04 PM new
A women desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hems and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on the Tickle-Me-Elmo line and nothing else. The woman happily accepts. He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and that she should come in at 8am the next day.
The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Tickle-Me-Elmo line manager comes in and starts ranting about the woman just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is, the Personnel Manager suggested he be shown the problem.
Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired. She has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager starts to kill himself laughing and finally after 20 minutes of rolling around, he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says...
"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday.
What I wanted you to do was give each Elmo two test tickles."
[ edited by yellowstone on Oct 10, 2004 10:43 PM ]
posted on October 17, 2004 05:46:37 PM new
Om Topic ...
Cheap Laugh....
PMS/MENOPAUSE JEWELRY
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
[ edited by ltray on Oct 17, 2004 05:47 PM ]
