posted on April 11, 2001 02:07:27 PM new
WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP COMING DOWN ON YAHOO,
After all when they kicked off all the small sellers who where selling arts and crafts, and bibles, and toys, and cards, and comics, they (yahoo) had to make up the difference, so they got into the skin market. excuse me, i mean the tasteful art market. i am sure in the coming months their will be a rise in sales, and the work force at yahoo as well.
keep in mind these are different times we are living in, just like the good old days back in sodom and gormorra, they had to change their ways, people with little education who could,'t spell like us, they had to have a new trade, so they started a sexually active economy, of course not everybody was into what they where doing, the managers, i will call them the angels, blinded them, and the god, well will call him the c.e.o., he came down and put the city off the face of the earth, but that was then, i am sure things where different back then. now god is a hip person today, maybe he will turn the other way. give yahoo a chance, god knows they need all the help they can get. so from now on take it easy on yahoo, they are only trying to keep up with the changing times, like sodom and gomorra did, after all what is the worse thing that could happen ?!
posted on April 11, 2001 09:00:59 PM new
Ah, come on Startrek....I would love to see Tim Koogle in the buff and sitting in that new car, he purchased on Ebay! YAHOO!
Yea, I know he is no longer the CEO, but he still owns alot of that valuable YAHOO STOCK!
edited because I forgot a word!
[ edited by deichen on Apr 11, 2001 09:02 PM ]
posted on April 11, 2001 09:59:50 PM new
WE MUST NOT BE SELFISH,
We have to stop thinking about ourselves, and start thinking what is good for the company. if yahoo feels sex is the answer, then let them have sex.
we must look at the whole picture, can you see mr. clinton now ? ! since he left the white house, and he can't practice law for while, he has alot of time on his hands, don't you think he needs an outlet, a way to keep himself busy, he needs an outlet, yahoo is trying their hardest to help him, but not only him, what about others out their who need the services of yahoo, look at it this way yahoo is trying to fill a void out their, o/k maybe they won't be the top site for sex now, but give them some time, i bet in a few short months they will completely turn around the company. they will probably start out with free sex for everybody, no charge what so ever, then after they build up their member list, they can start maybe a fee, yea, that's the ticket, a fee to come on, then maybe a final value fee for the climax. you have to have a vision to see where they are going, remember this is the 2001, we are not living in the dark ages anymore. give yahoo alittle room, let them do their sex, then we will all rest easier, knowing we support them in their hour of need...
posted on April 11, 2001 11:12:55 PM new
Hey, Clinton can be the spokesperson! Have Clinton sex games on the site to win stuff. Like Lycos is doing with Anna Kournivova.
posted on April 12, 2001 09:01:42 AM new
sex sells, it's true, its' true.
and yahoo needs a lift, to get them off the
problems they are going thru, a release to the economy crunch.
we must support them in their hour of need, and satisfy their urge to continue to be on line.
it is hard for them to come up with ideas to save the company, and to at the same time please each and everyone at the same time.
we must jump on the band wagon, and continue our support of their new venture into the world of pleasure, and hope they will hold their own for awhile, so everyone can benefit by watching them come to a better longer sustained position in the internet market...
posted on April 12, 2001 04:41:58 PM new
MAYBE I CAN RUN A JOKE INTERNET SITE WITH THE SEX SITE, THEY CAN COME TO ME AFTER THE PLEASURE AN RELAX AT MY JOKE'S... I will call it startrek's humor site...
"did you see clinton's new secret service"?
...ray charles, & stevie wonder...
"did you see clinton's new book, it's a best seller"?
...children of a looser god...
"hilary setting her alarm clock early"
...she wants to be the first lady...
posted on April 13, 2001 08:51:40 AM new
IT WAS PREMATURE !!!
yahoo decided not to go the distance with the sex thing, they announced to the news media cnn, that they gotten complaints about their performance on the matter.
they said (yahoo) they would pull out of the entire mess, and in a few weeks get back to another plan.
the sex thing was to over powering for yahoo, they went premature into without thinking thru how long it would take to see a release on their graf site. as you already know their chart has been way down lately, and looks like it won't go up anytime soon.
they may call in more professional help to see why they are still down, and can't get up to where they need to be in the market place, to perform in a vibrant manner.
they yahoo felt it was a mistake to get into the sex thing before seeing if they had the equipment to perform in this area.
in the meantime yahoo executive's are plotting out another plan, to see if they can carry it thru to completion, so the company can get a release properly to fulfill their market status in the community.
i think we should all support yahoo in this trying time, not everyone can perform to everyone'sexpectations...
posted on April 15, 2001 10:29:38 AM new
IT'S LIKE THE LITTLE TRAIN THAT COULD !!!
I read a story to my daughter the other night, a was a great book, it went like this, this little train thought to itself, if i just think i can, maybe i can!
i think i can, it started to say to itself,
i think i can, i think i can, i think i can.
when the little train got faster, and faster, it came to a hugh hill, and started to get almost to the top, and as it started to see the downhill area, their was a hugh rock right in it's path, right on top of the tracks, it was a note tied to the rock, it read "dear yahoo, i don't think so ! signed; ebay...
pant...pant...