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Everything I need to know about conspiracy theories, I learned from 1340 AM
With summary of Police Officer Herbert Schirmer's abduction in Ashland, Neb.
By Kara Flaherty

Letter from the editor: Why are we publishing on a Wednesday?
By Kara Flaherty

Artwork by April Headley

[WTF?] News: Bodies left behind in an abandoned funeral home, chihuahua vs. cougar, and more!

The way you hold your drink reveals your shallow personality, according to science.

Ask the JG: "What can I do for 2012?" "What drink will make me forget my dead dog?" Plus more!

Photography by Ashley Haack

"Deathbed" Original short fiction
By Kerry Roalson

For your information: Eating with a fork used to be scandalous!