"WITH A SONG IN MY CART" BY LILLIAN WALLOCK, PHOTO/CARTOONS BY CHUCK SCARDINA, IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE GAME OF GOLF SINCE THURSDAY BECAME "LADIES DAY"!

WALLOCK, WHO LIVES IN PALM SPRINGS, TRADED A CAREER IN ENTERTAINMENT FOR AN AMATEUR CAREER IN GOLFING.  SHE WRITES, PRODUCES AND PERFORMS IN A GREAT ONE-WOMAN SHOW FOR COUNTRY CLUB GOLFING TOURNAMENTS.

SHE HAS WRITTEN HILARIOUS LYRICS DESCRIBING HER LIFE ON THE GOLF COURSE TO THE POP TUNES WE ALL LOVE TO SING LIKE "THE ISLE OF CAPRI" WHICH STARTS: "T'WAS ON THE TOP OF THE TREE THAT I HIT IT..."

BE THE LIFE OF THE GOLF COMMUNITY BY ENTERTAINING THEM WITH THESE LYRICS...Be sure it's true you didn't move that golf ball.  It's a sin to change your lie..."

Here's hoping that your "song of golf is not a sad song" and that you win this auction!

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