Are you tired of single=fathers attracting all the women?  Is the law preventing you from adopting a baby for personal gain? Rent a meta-baby now and you could attract some pretty naive girls.  Meta-baby does everything a normal baby does, except cuter.  One of it best features, is smiling and yelling out the name of the girl you happened to bump into.

**Warning, Do not place meta-baby in water.  Remember its a rental.