The nerd it perfect for those who want to impress smart women, but don't have to vocabulary to talk to them.  The nerd has the dictionary memorized and even invented some words himself.  He will talk to a girl you like for you and talk to her in words only a robot can understand.  He will explain to her how smart you are and even show her a fake website proposal you apparently prepare yourself.  If all goes well she will buy in to his lies and you got yourself a date.

**Warning: If she really is smart she will find out sooner or later how low your IQ actually is.