Personally I'm at the point that immortality is a depressing thought. I did smile at the fact I'm guaranteed immortality for 90 days with a moneyback guarantee.
I understand that the inventor, Alex Chiu, guarantees me that if I am not satisfied with the Eternal Life Device for any reason, I am allowed to get a full refund within 90 days.
posted on June 19, 2001 10:12:41 PM new
I'm always amazed at people who come up to me and ask me, "don'tcha wanna live forever?." they take a step back when I tell them, "Hell No!" Eighty years would be long enough for me.
posted on June 20, 2001 04:28:01 AM new
They work the opposite and age you if worn in reverse. So we just have the government market them with the poles reversed and all will be well with a great surplus for SS we can safely bleed off for oil exploration.
posted on June 20, 2001 07:27:19 AM new
Quackery at its best. With a patent number, no less.
What's really pathetic, is there will be market for this fountain of youth.
It will be the same people who have themselves injected with collagen, numerous face lifts. etc., believing that the external you is what is really important in this life. Their priorities are skewed.
And, to a lesser extent, the same people who take a pill to lose weight while continuing their poor eating habits and those who fall for the spin that you can take a pill to increase your bust within 60 days (that, too, has a money-back guarantee. Proof that it works. )
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