hjw
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posted on December 17, 2001 06:27:13 PM new
I wonder how a dumb ass such as I am can generate so much comtempt. LOL
Helen
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KatyD
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posted on December 17, 2001 06:39:33 PM new
What would I do without you lookin' out for me, Katy?
It's not that I'm looking out for you, Pat. You don't seem the type that needs looking after. It's just a little pet peeve of mine. Taking the time to know the poster's name to whom you are addressing, or talking about. It just looks "impolite" to not remember a regular poster's name. Just because we may mud wrestle from time to time, is no reason to forget our manners. 
KatyD
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twinsoft
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posted on December 17, 2001 06:46:43 PM new
Bunzey, if you think calling someone a whore is the worst that has happened in a chat room, you're kidding yourself. I am only pointing out the irony where women who claim to be "strong" immediately fall back on the "no way to treat a lady" defense. You know very well the comment was purely insulting and not related to gender. Yet you chose to focus on that aspect, as you continue to do. If women want to be treated as equals, then they should be prepared for a little mud in the eye, like the rest of us. I'm sorry but the ladies took a cheap shot.
Buttercup.
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plsmith
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posted on December 17, 2001 06:50:07 PM new
Heyyyy, did uaru just manifesto? Man, that was the shortest one yet!
Katy, shucks... I like it better when you're looking out for me.
Helen, by all means call EVERYONE Pat -- best way to learn to spell -- repetition 
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 17, 2001 06:50:46 PM new
Sweetpea
You know me so well. Who would expect less after all we've been through together? I will miss you so now you belong to Enchanted. Pooter.
I keep thinking how pissed KRS might be when he sees that his thread is derailed. Opps!
It's bad if your enemy is quick. It's worse if she is patient.
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KatyD
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posted on December 17, 2001 06:53:06 PM new
You may have a point, twinsoft. Still and all, we ladies seem to have no trouble getting the "gist" of our insults across without resorting to gender specific type slurs like, oh say, d i c k w a d. Perhaps, we are just inherently more talented in the "subtlety department".
(edited to add that whore gets by the post censor, but "dw" doesn't. Things that make you go hmmmm...
KatyD
[ edited by KatyD on Dec 17, 2001 06:54 PM ]
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hjw
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posted on December 17, 2001 06:56:28 PM new
Oh, Katy D
Give me a break. After dealing with uaru all day...I only missed one lettter. Usually it's two and sometimes five letters.
Pat has a better sense of humor than you do HaHaHa!!!
Helen
sp ed. LOL
[ edited by hjw on Dec 17, 2001 07:00 PM ]
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enchanted
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posted on December 17, 2001 07:17:01 PM new
I heard my name....
 I don't know if I can handle twinsoft all by myself Rawbunzel. I'll try though. Just don't tell me later you want him back and break my heart.
Hi KatyD!
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 17, 2001 07:21:55 PM new
Enchanted, I didn't give him up willingly! You dangled string, remember ?
I still have a bit of string left myself. I may win him back yet. I doubt it though. You are the Enchanted one after all.
It's bad if your enemy is quick. It's worse if she is patient.
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enchanted
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posted on December 17, 2001 07:31:08 PM new
I could make quite a few comments here but I'm going to keep a mysterious silence about my plans to keep Twinsoft very content...
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KatyD
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posted on December 17, 2001 07:33:46 PM new
Helen, I have made it my mission in life to get you to remember Pat's posting name.
KatyD
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hjw
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:05:10 PM new
KatyD
You have made that perfectly clear LOL!
I promise, that starting today, I will forever call plsmith, Pat!!!!
Helen
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mybiddness
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:08:15 PM new
It was nice to see that apology. I guess this would be the wrong time for me to ask exactly what a road whore is... I'll save that question for another time.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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plsmith
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:15:39 PM new
Mybiddness, that very subject is being discussed/explained here.
Helen, I'll change my name as soon as you learn to spell it. Gotta keep up with yer education, you know...
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twinsoft
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:21:16 PM new
KatyD, I suppose you have a point too. Uaru was a bit off the cuff, but then I didn't follow this story as it developed across several boards earlier today. I always miss the good stuff!
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:22:16 PM new
So is a "road whore" someone that owns an 18 wheeler, or rides with someone that drives an 18 wheeler? It's all sounds pretty complicated to me. I've never been in an 18 wheeler, but I think some of them are pretty neat.....does that make me a "road whore"??
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hjw
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:29:24 PM new
Pat
No need to rush. I'm a slow learner. HaHaHa!
I've learned Pat so let's not make any changes.
Helen
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twinsoft
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:29:29 PM new
Is it anything like a laugh whore?
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:30:24 PM new
Only if you want to be Krafty!
Pooter-puddin'! You're back! See.... things aren't always as straight forward as they seem on the surface. Sometimes they are. It can be quite confusing.
I still have a nice piece of string here and I know how to dangle it...
It's bad if your enemy is quick. It's worse if she is patient.
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hjw
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:33:11 PM new
Lucifer is a cool dude. He may know the distinction between a road whore and a street whore.
Helen
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plsmith
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:39:18 PM new
Twinsoft, this is the one and only time I'm going to give you some friendly insight:
you *do* know what that string's attached to, don't you?
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sweetpotato
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:40:03 PM new
I GOTTA spend less time sleeping - I keep missing all the good stuff!
If any of you were even vaguely considerate, you'd schedule these kind of festivities for later in the evening...
Sticking around to piss them off...
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:42:18 PM new
"road whore"......it sounds like one of those made up swear-type phrases. At first, it sounds authentic, but after you say it a couple of times, you realize it isn't.<br />
(spelling)
[ edited by kraftdinner on Dec 17, 2001 08:45 PM ]
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mybiddness
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posted on December 17, 2001 08:51:14 PM new
I agree, Kraftdinner. I read the explanation on the other board and I don't buy it. Road whore isn't even a real word. Now, - pompous ass - that's a bonafide and legitimate name. If we're going to engage in name calling on this board I think we should at least give the appearance of decorum and stick to legitimate words. Maybe we should start a list?
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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kraftdinner
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posted on December 17, 2001 09:02:12 PM new
I think you hit the nail on the head mybiddness. I don't think there is such a term. In fact, I think uaru made it up to make it appear like he had special knowledge of underground-type phrases. Sorry! I'm not buying it either.
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hjw
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posted on December 17, 2001 09:02:29 PM new
Mybiddness,
We might begin with "cur". That's an inferior dog.
Helen
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plsmith
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posted on December 17, 2001 09:07:36 PM new
In all fairness to Uaru, I think we should acknowledge that he leads a very hectic life, what with hounding his wife to spend "her" money on the utilities (which she rightly, flatly, refuses to do -- instead opting to buy herself the necessities he denies her) and then having to rehash the situation in text form on public ezboards so that others (who couldn't give a sh!t and wouldn't say "howdy-do" to him in Real Life) can tell him he's a Good Boy, afterall. This level of *not* paying attention to one's spouse -- while paying considerable attention to what complete strangers might think -- requires one to abbreviate their language. In short, I believe the fellow meant to say "roadhouse whore" -- a phrase used by other downtrodden people in the past:
FROM Closer to Day:
Erma Jacowitts Pleads Her Case
Last night my husband rolled over and yelled, “Erma, go feed those chickens.” Not once, but twice in a voice so loud the shutters nearly turned on the wall.
It was 3:22. I knew because I looked at the clock, then thought we have no chickens. They died last spring. All fourteen. I usually ignore my husband, but last night I cursed him widely. I called him names not fit for a roadhouse whore. He has no respect for me or the dead.
Believe me when I say this. I’ve watched him sleep. There’s evil on his breath. His mouth drops open, and his chest heaves up and down as if it couldn’t stop. Sure, I listen, look at something that isn’t there, think bad thoughts.
When my husband woke up, he didn’t remember. He said, “Erma, where’s my coffee?” I could have thrown sugar at him — told him to stuff those chickens between his legs. But I didn’t. They died last spring. It was a damp, rude day, the kind that falls somewhere in the middle of each week.
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rawbunzel
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posted on December 17, 2001 09:10:55 PM new
Helen, I do believe that you deserved an apology for the use of that word referring to you. That was uncalled for. I know you two don't get along but "piss ant" is nothing compared to the things that you have been called here and other places. My personal opinion is that you have held your tongue quite well considering. You are not a dumb ass nor do I believe you are a lush as has been suggested other places.
Most people do not believe that talk anyway .
It's bad if your enemy is quick. It's worse if she is patient.
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hjw
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posted on December 17, 2001 09:19:07 PM new
Thanks, rawbunzil
Sometimes it's so crazy that I don't read it. According to them, I'm a combative, drunken, drug user. LOL
I appreciate the fact that you know that this is not true.
Helen
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plsmith
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posted on December 17, 2001 09:42:56 PM new
I am prepared to elaborate upon my theory...
Uaru, admittedly frustrated by his wife's refusal to play by his rules, seeks succor from strangers five days a week. The other two days of the week he seeks revenge. Those are the days he comes here to bait krs and Helen. He's selected these two in particular for the following reasons:
1) In Ken's case, he's outraged that there is a man on earth who seemingly has no problems with his wife. Krs *must* be lying about that (aren't all men as unhappy with their wives as Uaru is, afterall?) but the subject never comes up in Ken's posts (even though I *know* he'd rather be married to me) so Uaru must attack Ken's political statements. Very transparent.
2) In Helen's case, Uaru's mention of her as a road whore has a more Freudian spin. He's actually aching to experience the utility-free abandoned sexual pleasure which oh-so-many in his predicament imagine they'll find with a roadhouse whore. The RHW is the only one who won't laugh at him when he asks her to bark like a dog during intercourse. The fact that he singled out Helen for this divertissement should give pause to all concerned -- not because Helen *is* a roadhouse whore but because Uaru fancies her as one, and even went so far today as to bring dogs (ergo, barking) into a few of his posts today...
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