posted on March 18, 2005 11:28:01 AM new
Happy Belated St. Patrick's day to you too, NearTheSea, and to anyone else who recognizes/celebrates the holiday.
We enjoyed the first of our two annual celebrations....and are looking forward to another celebration in a couple of weeks.
posted on March 18, 2005 07:03:00 PM new
While visiting Texas the testicles of a Leprechaun hurt and ached almost all the time. He
went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The Leprechaun dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining
table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left giggleberry and told him to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Aha!" mumbled the doc, and as he put his finger under the right man-meatball, he asked the small fellow to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left
side.
The little guy was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the him to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The Leprechaun was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
He replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
