posted on June 14, 2005 11:56:12 AM new
"Just appeals to the low life,"
I was wondering why you were laughing so hard
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
posted on June 15, 2005 11:20:54 AM new
On Explaining the Facts of Life -
The little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born?
Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. And since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
posted on June 15, 2005 12:06:02 PM new
lol Linda-that was cute
and Im sure Helen and crow think so to...............
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Baseball season has started,but they have it all wrong.3 strikes and you're out,4 balls you walk.I can tell you right now a man with 4 balls could not possibly walk
posted on June 15, 2005 02:53:59 PM new
Not a joke....but something different.
Read this:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdgnieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
posted on June 17, 2005 02:52:01 PM new
Of course the big story is Hillary Clinton will probably be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she wants to find out what it's like to sleep in the president's bed.
