posted on August 23, 2000 09:27:42 AM new
...7-11. She sprinted and darted in the door and to avoid looking conspicuous (sp?) heated herself a bean burrito and grabbed a slurpee. She went to the counter to pay and...
posted on August 23, 2000 03:31:10 PM new
Bit the Iranian dude behind the counter. He was so upset, his turban fell off and as he came around the corner with a cleaver in his hand Cheyenne barked "ARF! ARFARFARF!"....and the man got this look of wonder on his face...beaming with joy, he screamed "......
posted on August 23, 2000 03:51:28 PM new
"Lassie! Is that really you, girl? I have missed you! I do not even get the channel with your reruns anymore." Tears sprang to his eyes as he knealt to stroke Cheyenne's head. Whereupon Lassie/Cheyenne...
posted on August 23, 2000 03:55:00 PM new
...ran like the wind back out onto the street, leaving the dog fetished Achmed in a cloud of dust and twinkies. Just then she saw her black vette screech up the street and stop in front of her. "Get in", a familiar voice behind the Foster Grants said. It was...
posted on August 23, 2000 05:43:36 PM new
Rich, freshly scrubbed from his ordeal on the island. In the back seat, sat Susan, eating a bowl of tapioca....mumbling thru the sticky mess, Susan growled....
posted on August 23, 2000 05:49:35 PM new
Santa Claus??
"What is going on here?" Cheyenne moaned.
"Ho Ho Ho. Merry freakin'Christmas, ole girl." Santa twinkled his eyes, and his happy, jovial self did give Cheyenne a sense of cheer--and excitement, and expectation.
She could not resist, however, telling Santa "I hate to bear the bad news, Nick, but this is late summer. You need to go to the North Pole or wherever it is you take your sabbatical for another four months!"
"HO HO HO" laughed Santa, "Like I am going to take the word of an amnesiac, a Vegas stripper, a showgirl who now looks like a showdog, a woman who scarfs Advantage when she can't get a fix from anything else..."
"How dare you!" screamed Lassie/Cheyenne, and with that she
posted on August 27, 2000 01:54:45 PM new
Fabio (despite his HUGE, GROSTEQUE nipples)
Cheyenne was losing her dog traits (the Advantage was leaving her system) and it was a good thing, too--her drooling and panting was giving Fabio all the wrong ideas!
As Fabio reached for her, Cheyenne
posted on August 27, 2000 09:20:34 PM new
that Fabio's gigantic Nipples were there for a reason!!! They contained the antidote to the flea medicine, and if sucked properly could "nurse" her back to health!
BUT she wondered if it would be better to die or to....
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