posted on August 23, 2005 03:52:05 AM new
"This is very exciting to see," said on al Qaeda terrorist who managed to sneak across the porous US border to protest alongside Cindy in Crawford. "Miss Cindy talks about how America is not worth dying for, and how America murders people around the world, and how America is a shameful place. These are all of the things we want to say, but she actually gets the support of major Democrat politicians who claim to really be patriots. I could not be more proud at this very moment. The Democrats hate Bush so much that they will actually support an America hater just to try and make him look bad."
Okay,ya all had me fooled-I mean every word of this is true.
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Golfer:Stop checking your watch all the time,its too much of a distraction.
Caddy:Its not a watch, its a compass
posted on August 23, 2005 05:00:49 AM newBut he did....and I responded to it then. The laugh's on you.
It's clear from your response in the thread you linked that you knew that one was a joke. Your response to this one is quite different. No LOL's, no smilies...you were quite serious. It's OK....
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Fue por lana y salió trasquilado...
posted on August 23, 2005 09:09:55 AM new
All that is needed now is for Joan Baez to sing in protest in Crawford....
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
posted on August 23, 2005 09:12:28 AM new
And sometimes fiction is truer than reality.
All that is needed now is for Joan Baez to sing in protest in Crawford....
"Why, it appears that we appointed all of our worst generals to command the armies and we appointed all of our best generals to edit the newspapers. I mean, I found by reading a newspaper that these editor generals saw all of the defects plainly from the start but didn't tell me until it was too late. I'm willing to yield my place to these best generals and I'll do my best for the cause by editing a newspaper." --Robert E. Lee
posted on August 23, 2005 09:46:55 AM newMost of what he said IS true Imo, that's what makes him so great. Read some of his other lines....he's one of the best in his field/profession.
HA.. This is the closest we are going to get to hear Linda admit SHE GOOFED!
Linda..To err is human.. to forgive divine..
I'm feeling exquisitely divine this morning..
I forgive you're error..
