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 krs
 
posted on September 2, 2000 12:23:33 PM
Oh, I think that you'd be interested this time.........LOL(!).

 
 stockticker
 
posted on September 2, 2000 12:25:30 PM
Pareau: Your thinking seemed to have conjured up more than one outrageous person. Try thinking less. Poor PatTaylor seemed quite worn out.

Irene
 
 ShellyHerr
 
posted on September 2, 2000 12:28:33 PM
krs-no LOL, I believe its not the person you think it is....... did that make sense? LOL!

 
 Antiquary
 
posted on September 2, 2000 12:30:12 PM
Well, I'm just trying to keep up with the rates of conversion.

But at this rate, I doubt we'll ever reach Faulkner and a nobel.

Great stuff, though.

 
 krs
 
posted on September 2, 2000 12:48:21 PM
TSK! Shelly!!

 
 pareau
 
posted on September 2, 2000 12:58:40 PM
Lemme tell you, Irene, the only poster I'd like to conjure is snowyegret, so we can talk price and availability of "The Picnic in Hell." I don't know who artdoggy is supposed to be other than artdoggy, but the next person who burbles "LOL" gets the ham-handed prat prize.

- Pareau

 
 krs
 
posted on September 2, 2000 01:01:21 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 
 pattaylor
 
posted on September 2, 2000 01:04:32 PM
stockticker,

Thanks for the sympathy vote.

Pat
[email protected]
 
 ShellyHerr
 
posted on September 2, 2000 01:05:23 PM
OH! damn he beat me to it

"LOL!!!"

now that was with quotes too, just for you pareau

 
 krs
 
posted on September 2, 2000 01:06:07 PM
Pat's addled?

 
 enchanted
 
posted on September 2, 2000 01:32:48 PM
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

"them as don't know history" sounds like you're talking down to me pearno, are those folksy grammar mistakes supposed to make you sound more endearing? it's not working

never take responsibility pearno it's a great defense blaming it on the other posters, too bad it doesn't work either

so now old threads equals history lesson what a fancy name for old dirt. keep a'stirring.

as radh would say 'wEll doH!!!!'



 
 jt-2007
 
posted on September 2, 2000 01:52:03 PM
Slightly off topic...but, HEY IT'S MY THREAD. Right. Ok.

Has anyone ever noticed how some posters are like in 3-D with stereo sound....while others appear to be outlines from a coloring book yet to be filled in?

I notice things like that. It entertains me to no end.
T
 
 pareau
 
posted on September 2, 2000 01:56:48 PM
chanted, I know you'd like the prize, but you're disqualified for sounding too doggone much like someone else. One of those not-supposed-to-be-here peeps. Explains why you're sputtering so over "history" and you have to use the schtick from the olden days. You're falling into the usual traps of the comebacks, though, and showing yourself. Tip: Watch your pacing and your syntax, and remember the value of a beard.

BTW, I love "pearno." It's not as good as "parny," and pear/en-dash/o is already in use.

Where is the artful dogsbody, anyhoo?

- Pareau

 
 pareau
 
posted on September 2, 2000 01:59:23 PM
This is artdoggy's thread. What is "like in 3-D"?

 
 enchanted
 
posted on September 2, 2000 02:09:12 PM
just what exactly is a not supposed to be here peep? schtick from the olden day whatever are you talking about? I don't think I need any tips from you. krs is my favorite poster

 
 sgtmike
 
posted on September 2, 2000 02:10:40 PM
artdoggy's style rings of someone of the past.
 
 Antiquary
 
posted on September 2, 2000 02:16:54 PM
enchanted--if you're emulating rather than just emoting, you have a ways to go.

Since artdoggy must be wagging its tail somewhere else, I'm taking off for the weekend. Hope everyone is alive and well next week.



edited for grammatical agreement
[ edited by Antiquary on Sep 2, 2000 02:17 PM ]
[ edited by Antiquary on Sep 2, 2000 02:23 PM ]
 
 enchanted
 
posted on September 2, 2000 02:26:25 PM
who do you think I'm emulating, I'm not emulating anyone, just saying what I think

 
 jt-2007
 
posted on September 2, 2000 03:16:02 PM
It has my name in the title pareau, thus my thread. A gift from Artdoggy.

Now...what is "like in 3-D"?....well, it would be very very hard to explain to you.
T
 
 krs
 
posted on September 2, 2000 05:42:17 PM
enchanted,

I am honored. I cannot return the compliment for two reasons. One is that I hardly know of you, today being my first exposure (though I can say that, so far, I very much like what I see). The second is that the wonderful ShellyHerr is my favorite, and fickle is something that I cannot be.

Looks like we go with pear-o, eh? That ol guy is amazing in his perceptions and his correctness, isn't he? Perhaps he's had a view; perhaps phonetics works the best. In any case the derivitive describes a pretty dull fruit, IMO, and seems appropriate for use here.

 
 stockticker
 
posted on September 2, 2000 06:04:06 PM
It doesn't need much perception to look at a registration date. You're slipping, Ken.

Irene
 
 krs
 
posted on September 2, 2000 06:07:36 PM
I don't think that you know what I meant, Irene.

 
 stockticker
 
posted on September 2, 2000 06:13:28 PM
Probably not. Trying to figure out what you're saying is like peeling an onion. Always another layer.

Irene
 
 jt-2007
 
posted on September 2, 2000 06:22:47 PM
Where are you Kel? You will NEVER believe what happened right after I e-mail you this morning. It was the worst day of my life! I was having a yard sale. I thought I heard a car, so I looked out and there was this big Buick in the driveway...I went out and OH MY GOSH it was the KING! I just knew that I had been blessed! I never for a moment doubted it was really HIM because he was all cloaked in shiny white garments with shimmering golden trim, he was so old, and his eyes, they were blood red like he was just fried on drugs. (Heavens! everyone knows the King was on some heavy stuff before he faked that climatic end!) I was just beside myself Kel! Then I got a plan..a REAL plan. Hubby was not here so I thought to myself, "I know how to save the farm!" Breathlessly, I invited him in where he kicked of his blue suede shoes...and well you can just IMAGINE what happened next! This man was OBESE, Kel...sweating like a hog! That jumpsuit was just ripping that the seams and he had huge puddles at the arm pits.(Did I mention that it has been 107 here?) his breath smelled like he had been dead 23 years...and being the frail magnolia blossom that I am, I was just so frightened! Before I knew it there was a whole lota' shaking goin' on...I will spare you the HORRIBLE details Kelly, it was just AWFUL! So anyway, afterward I grabbed my sharpie marker and said in little more than a whimper..."will you please give me your autograph, it is my destiny, sir King?" and he replied "for you darlin' (deep low voice) I will do anything"....and as soon as he found a dry spot on my step-ins (I grabbed them right from the wash because I didn't want any problems with ebay, you know?) he signed them and left. I just fell back right where I was clutching them to my bosom whispering, "Elvis...Elvis...thank you" but then...I remembered that they were soooo damp and not wanting the sharpie to run I quickly unfolded them...and OH KEL!...I don't know what I am going to do! They were my best pair! Next time I wear them how am I EVER going to explain to hubby the word "Maaaarvin" scrawled across the front in dribbled sharpie?! We're going to lose the farm Kel!...and I just can't think to part with grandma's 12 carat diamond to save it...good gratious...it's a family heirloom! What AM I going to do? I have cried all day! I must have ruined 6 monogramed hankies already. I just KNEW it was my ticket, Kel...I swear on grandma's secret tea cake recipe that I will NEVER let this happen again! I will NEVER have another garage sale in ALL my life! NO-sir-re-bob!

snivle..
T

artdoggy? Maybe you will understand...
[ edited by jt on Sep 2, 2000 06:27 PM ]
 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on September 2, 2000 06:24:50 PM
Was it the heat or was it Elvis?

James.
edited to insert smilie and remove potential misinterpretation.


[ edited by jamesoblivion on Sep 2, 2000 06:33 PM ]
 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 2, 2000 06:28:15 PM
FESS UP! I WANT A FULL CONFESSION! DID YOU GET MY MAIL? TELL ME I AM DYING ABOUT YOU KNOW WHO...THE THINGS I COULD TELL YOU!

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on September 2, 2000 06:32:12 PM
of course I understand. I have had sex with him as well and he frequents garage sales. I also have had sex with hank williams jr. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on September 2, 2000 06:35:00 PM
Hank Williams Jr. is a minor hero of mine.

James.


 
 enchanted
 
posted on September 2, 2000 06:36:38 PM
thank you krs I will try to be a little bit better behaved here at auctionwatch in your honor. Ms ShellyHerr nice to meet you too, any friend of krs is a friend of mine.

Nice story jt how come the autograph said Marvin though. If it said Elvis you could sell it on ebay. WElcome back artdoggy!

 
 kitsch1
 
posted on September 2, 2000 06:36:46 PM
T! Hurry now! Find the nearest fainting couch and faint! I know I would!


 
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