jt-2007
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:11:55 PM new
Bye guys. Got to go for now.
T
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:12:24 PM new
***snicker*** sorry, mind was in the gutter for a moment there
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jt-2007
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:13:02 PM new
Tisk..tisk...
T
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ShellyHerr
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:13:17 PM new
maui tis true! I think your one of the nicest posters, and best auction people here! (yes there are others! ) but I like the mauimoods thing, and think I need that spirit!
I'll be back......
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:14:44 PM new
Why yes I do dispense beauty advice. I worked for Revlon while I was in college. Best skin cream I have ever used in revlon COLLAGEN-it is really good. Keep you hair lavished in protein packs, and don't skimp on your color. Visualize yourself as being younger and you will become younger. Run naked through the woods and do a waterdance. Rub river mud on your face and cover your entire body in wet earth. Make love to the earth and whisper compliments to gravity, they listen to the people that are nice to them
[ edited by artdoggy on Sep 2, 2000 07:16 PM ]
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:16:53 PM new
And dont forget to hug trees nude
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mybiddness
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:17:00 PM new
[B]Artdoggy is actually a crotchety, hairy legged old man with a roadmap face, cesspool eyes and a lifetime of lost dreams.
Frustrated beyond our ability to even begin to comprehend because she/he has watched too many Designing Women reruns and has at long last realized that she is indeed a debutante variety southern woman trapped in an unforgiving man's body.
We should encourage her to live out her dreams - Her tiara is at last all a-sparkle and who are we to take away her last chance to live out the life she deserves?
Sorry to blow your cover Artdoggy One day you'll thank me.
P.S. I think JT is JT - she doesn't have as much of the vapors in her post, I'm thinking.
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:17:59 PM new
Sheesh Shell...youre gonna make me squirm in a minute, lol. Anyone can have a mauimood...or jamaicanmood, or parisianmood or whatever mood that makes them happy. Maui does it for me
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:18:45 PM new
hugging trees nude is simply not enough. You have to climb them nude and sit in the branches. Trees are full of sweet wisdom and if you listen, especially at the roots, they will sooth you and elevate your creativity.
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:19:43 PM new
For what its worth....Artdoggy makes me laugh...and then she/he makes me pi$$ed off sometimes with what he/she says...then makes me laugh again. Jury is still out...but so far, Im laughing in this thread.
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:20:34 PM new
See? LOL.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:20:42 PM new
wow, my bidness you sure do know how to describe an old man. Sounds like you must be married to one.
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jamesoblivion
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:26:31 PM new
Trees are full of sweet wisdom.
That's beautiful.
James.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:29:32 PM new
Silence moves in and waits, stalls, creates a question, because of jealousy, it is a spirit and it eats its own soul...silence like a fog spreads over the horizon, when doubt enters and introduce jealousy's lover...I sure am quick on my feet to be an old man, I sure have a lot of story's to tell to be an old man, the old man and the sea? the old man and his old woman, medusa and her snakes, beauty and its vanity, I am so fast you will never catch me, never, I am lightning and I sound, I am a woman, a powerful woman in a powerful body, with powerful powers of my own mind, and you only wish you could dilute them with fear, your fear is your own and so it will haunt you, until you turn to God to save your ragged soul. This is a poem I wrote in the first grade, like the thread says, share a poem!
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jt-2007
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:31:39 PM new
*is proud to be vaporless*
T
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jamesoblivion
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:37:05 PM new
You were a woman in first grade? But of course you were...
James.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:43:58 PM new
Well, yes james, I kinda was a woman in the first grade. I really didn't have any friends. I had these huge ancient druid oaks as friends. Every play period I would go and sit among their huge roots, they rose out of the ground and they were hard and smooth. I felt so comforted by them. They were alive, they are really alive. One day, I decided to start a club and I picked out the 3 girls in the class that were what I considered the brightest. We went to the trees and offered our lunch snacks to them and we would watch the birds eat them. And oneday, I saw a fairy, I SWEAR a real fairy and it flew into the bark of the tree and disappeared. Its body was living currents of colors, like nothing I have ever seen, it vibrated with color, it was not of this world.
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mybiddness
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:46:33 PM new
Artdoggy You are pure entertainment - I just checked the tv listings and you've won them out. Please continue - I'll gladly send cash $$$ for a ticket to any show you're in.
BTW, perhaps I was wrong. I'm sure your really a fourteen year old school girl. You've come alive this week - it's that first blemish - oil ya know - too many cokes momma says. Maybe you're just dreaming of things yet to be - not things lost.
P.S. JT I don't think any of us could even on our best day aspire to the level of vaporgirl/guy. She/he is priceless.
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jamesoblivion
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:47:11 PM new
A seminal moment in Artdoggy's development, huh?
James.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:56:57 PM new
Well if you are interested you can alternate between WHERE IS JT, I AM POSSESSED, and SHARK ATTACK. If you want to send me money feel free to anytime. I DID SEE A FAIRY! and it endowed me with psychic powers and I know James that you just sold a lunchbox on Ebay
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jamesoblivion
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posted on September 2, 2000 07:59:35 PM new
Well, I did sell a Partridge Family lunchbox on ebay, but that must have been thirteen months ago.
James.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 08:02:56 PM new
well you sold a lunchbox didn't you! Maybe I am a little off on my powers, I may have to call dr. bombay. There is a large brown carpet somewhere in you life.
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jamesoblivion
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posted on September 2, 2000 08:07:36 PM new
Yeah, I think you'd better call Dr. Bombay.
James.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 08:08:58 PM new
come on James, fess up, there is a brown carpet in your bedroom or maybe when you were a kid, I see the color brown around you, tell me what it is.
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krs
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posted on September 2, 2000 08:13:47 PM new
Trouble is that The King doesn't go around in Buicks.
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 08:16:49 PM new
Artdoggy...ok, you have my curiosity up. What do you "see" about me?
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 08:17:43 PM new
Women just GAVE the king their panties.
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kitsch1
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posted on September 2, 2000 08:18:30 PM new
If you ever "see" anything bout me...keep it to yourself. Thank you beforehand for your consideration.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 2, 2000 08:19:35 PM new
I see a child with seashells in her hands - I hear the name kim or kimberly--I see a problem in your foot, not sure which one.
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mauimoods
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posted on September 2, 2000 08:21:26 PM new
Sorry. Way off base.
Unless its the foot I put in my mouth once in awhile. No kims in my life. No girl child. No seashells.
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