tomwiii
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posted on November 5, 2000 09:09:33 AM
At least my MONKEY-PORN is still hot!  
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mimigigi
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posted on November 5, 2000 10:36:35 AM
Oh, Ray, bless your heart.
Maybe you should just send out all your auctions in used pizza boxes to recover some of your losses.
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abingdoncomputers
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posted on November 5, 2000 10:51:20 AM
To steal a line from Steven Wright:
Someone broke into my home, stole all of my eBay items, and replaced them with exact replicas. Does insurance cover that?
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gawooley
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posted on November 5, 2000 11:24:37 AM
...and in 2 days we're having an election!
Perhaps our new leader can shepherd us out of the ashes and to the "promised land".
George
It's easy to "knock" a program....a lot harder to come up with a BETTER solution.
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rnrgroup
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posted on November 5, 2000 11:33:20 AM
Reston Ray - you have me CRYING with laughter - and it hurts..... Rosalinda
edited to add - and forGLENDA's edification - the REASON it hurts is because I have a cough and laughing makes me cough harder 
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[ edited by rnrgroup on Nov 5, 2000 11:46 AM ]
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Shadowcat
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posted on November 5, 2000 12:48:02 PM
...I stopped off for Burger King and Meg Whitman asked if I wanted fries with my Whopper. I said no thanks, her Whoppers were usually quite filling...
...Jeff Buckley's mother is auctioning off Jeff Buckley's kidney...
...Ebay accused me of keyword spamming for trying to sell my canned SPAM by describing it "like meat/ham/something"...
...I tried to contact Safe Harbor but the employees were away on a cruise...
...my dog bid on my auction for dog collars and now I'm being accused of shilling...
...my auctions have been closed down by the LOOKMUSTSEE Co. from Vero, Missouri...
...I tried to post a troll thread on AW but everyone took me seriously...
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uaru
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posted on November 5, 2000 01:39:06 PM
HJW But that's just small stuff. Right now, I'm really scared. There is a detective agency after me and my loved ones!!! Help me!!!
Yeah, I've REALLY been upset by the news of that. 
The troll posts, shill posts, misinformation, and scare tactics being employed on the message board at times is depressing. We can only hope that people will use good judgement.
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Lisa_B
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posted on November 5, 2000 02:00:09 PM
HELP!! I'm about to be evicted from my apartment because after two weeks' selling broken crap from my attic on eBay, I decided I could do this full-time. But WAAAA . . . too many other sellers have the same idea!
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RM
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posted on November 5, 2000 02:42:34 PM
HELP! My auction of a fifth of Jack Daniel's stuffed inside a tortoise shell taped
together with a carton of Camels and an AK47 assault rifle has been canceled!!!!!!
WHY???!!!!
Ray
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uaru
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posted on November 5, 2000 03:03:12 PM
"HELP! My auction of a fifth of Jack Daniel's stuffed inside a tortoise shell taped together with a carton of Camels and an AK47 assault rifle has been canceled!!!!!! WHY???!!!!
hmmmmm... did you apply a surcharge to any payment method or have a banner over the 88 x 33 picxel limit?
This wasn't the Jack Daniels in the Disney Commemorative bottle was it? (liquor pours from Goofy's nose). If that's the case you could have had it pulled over a VERO issue.
Hope this helps.
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HJW
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posted on November 5, 2000 03:52:24 PM
RM
Hush!....The bottom feeders will arise to relieve you of that
merchandise. No need for auctions.
Helen
[ edited by HJW on Nov 5, 2000 03:54 PM ]
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cariad
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posted on November 5, 2000 04:22:03 PM
HELP! My auction of a fifth of Jack Daniel's stuffed inside a tortoise shell taped together with a carton of Camels and an AK47 assault rifle has been canceled!!!!!! WHY???!!!!
I tried to look at your auction but the gunfire and cigarette smoke graphics crashed my browser.
cariad
Noah's last words: "damn woodpeckers"
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