posted on February 15, 2006 05:05:14 AM
LOL Park-ya got me my good laugh this morning.
However,Im not gonna relay your message to my wife.She adores that cat,and I'd be on her sh*t list forever.Our first Siamese cat "Lindsay" was 16 years old before she passed away.As she was getting on in years,I told my wife I have an idea how Lindsay could be with us forever.She made the dastardly mistake of asking "how"?
Being the sick bastard I am, I said we could have her "stuffed".I mean they do that with owls and all kinds of animals.Then I said we could take this a step further and have her
made into a lamp.We could screw a lamp shade on the top of her head,stick an electrical cord up her ass and when you pull on her tongue the light would go on,I thought that was a great idea Needless to say, that went over like a fart in church.Fast forward 10 years and my very first day on Ebay.I wanted to get my wife something for Christmas and for the hell of it,I put in Siamese cats in the search engine-I figured maybe I could get her a statue or something like that.The first first thing that popped up was a Siamese cat lamp! I couldnt believe it,I never knew they even existed.I got two of them and now they are on my end tables in our home theater room.Heres a pic below-the scan didnt come out to great,but it will give you some idea what they look like.When you turn the light on,the yellow light comes out of their eyes..pretty neat.
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posted on February 15, 2006 08:58:55 AM
Colin-thats one our old 93 Cavaliers.This photo was taken last year and its gone now after 255,000 miles.We gave to it away to the "Licam" (SP?)association for the blind.My wife gave him her 99 Cavalier.Im still stuck with my 97 Cavalier,which I have had nothing but trouble with.My wife got a 2005 Honda Civic and loves it.
That would be a great idea if I or both of us are up that way-would like to see you,and I'll bring my cat with us<snicker>
"Good thing you didn't suggest having it "mounted".
yea Bear Logansdad would be at my door asking where the cat was....
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posted on February 15, 2006 01:49:47 PM
Hmmmmm, a retired Police Officer and a retired Outlaw Biker gettin together for lunch. What will they talk about? LOL
posted on February 15, 2006 03:24:26 PMHmmmmm, a retired Police Officer and a retired Outlaw Biker gettin together for lunch. What will they talk about? LOL
Women, pussies, rides, and liberals they get their mind-altering substances from.
You asked.
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The raghead fig-puckers are fighting to spread their culture and religion, and to destroy ours
posted on February 15, 2006 04:02:27 PM
My experience, back in the day, was that Conservatives always had the best mind-altering substances. The crap the liberals had was always stepped on too much. The same is true for women, pussies and rides also.
posted on February 18, 2006 12:15:01 PMWe all promise to treat you as poorly as we did before.
Everybody must get stoned, maggie. (At least 12pole is not here calling you maggin nothings)
colin, i dont think its any use. They have all gone to the "other" trading board. Perhaps they get treated better there? Besides maggie has probably run out of things to bug my azz about so why should she come back?
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posted on February 18, 2006 02:46:36 PM
That's funny, Colin.
I hope she comes back too. It's more political at Crossfire than here, which Maggie said doesn't interest her much, so we still have a chance to woo her back with our wittiness and good looks.
Double, I'm still here to bug you. I won't let you down.
posted on February 18, 2006 05:05:16 PM
Miss Mags - get your happy decrepit ass back here now dammit!
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For those of you who knew Maggie here on the Round Table, I regret to inform you that she is no longer with us. Maggie committed suicide two weeks ago. Her friends and family are mourning her death.
Thank you for your kind regards.
Before she slipped away, with a small smile on her face, she requested that I post her final farewell to all the folks on the Round Table.
It was difficult to hear her faint whispered words but I believe she said, "Tell all the folks on the RT that I hope they all will miss my sass..but then again it could have been, "Tell them all to kiss my ass"...
posted on February 18, 2006 05:45:46 PM
Welcome back you twisted ole wench. What happened - your hubby get back in town and you didn't want to him to see all your flirting with the boys?
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posted on February 18, 2006 05:47:07 PM
I ain't buying that load....... "“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
posted on February 18, 2006 06:36:15 PM
It was an alien abduction.
After probing the old gal every which way, we decided that she was a useless old bag and decided to erase her identity. I'm sure you will all like the new and improved version.
posted on February 18, 2006 07:39:46 PMAfter probing the old gal every which way, we decided that she was a useless old bag and decided to erase her identity. I'm sure you will all like the new and improved version.
I saw that on X-Files.......
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
posted on February 18, 2006 08:17:34 PM
It was just a matter of knowing the magic word Krafty
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Needless to say, that went over like a fart in church.Fast forward 10 years and my very first day on Ebay.I wanted to get my wife something for Christmas and for the hell of it,I put in Siamese cats in the search engine-I figured maybe I could get her a statue or something like that.The first first thing that popped up was a Siamese cat lamp! I couldnt believe it,I never knew they even existed.I got two of them and now they are on my end tables in our home theater room.Heres a pic below-the scan didnt come out to great,but it will give you some idea what they look like.When you turn the light on,the yellow light comes out of their eyes..pretty neat.
