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 kraftdinner
  		posted on March 29, 2006 01:10:56 PM new
Blockhead.

 
 Linda_K
  		posted on April 20, 2006 06:04:44 AM new
Classic....Again, rec'd. this and it made me think of you.

Should this same conversation ever come up between you and Linda....remember this... lol lol
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Would You Consider Re-marrying?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the  wife looks over at him and asks the question....


 WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

 HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

 WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

 HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

 WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

 HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

 WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

 HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

 WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

 HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

 WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

 HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

 WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

 HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

 WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

 HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

 WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

 HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

 WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

 HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

 WIFE: -- silence --

 HUSBAND: "#*!@."

lol [ edited by Linda_K on Apr 20, 2006 06:06 AM ]
 
 classicrock000
  		posted on April 20, 2006 06:12:48 AM new
LOL yea I could see that taking place
Im also left handed-I gotta tell ya its a pain in the ass buying golf clubs,most golfers are right handed.












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 dblfugger9
  		posted on April 22, 2006 08:45:45 AM new
Classic, I am ambidextrerous...always have been.

Hows sales btw?


 
 Libra63
  		posted on April 22, 2006 09:10:09 AM new
Hi Dbl How you doing? Haven't seen you around lately. Are you staying out of trouble? Take care
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 dblfugger9
  		posted on April 22, 2006 09:19:59 AM new
LOL hi Libra....trying to stay out of trouble. Success ratio so-so...haha

 
 classicrock000
  		posted on April 22, 2006 10:06:38 AM new
"Classic, I am ambidextrerous...always have been."


does that mean you can ahh.....with either hand?



sales are okay






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