kiheicat
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posted on September 8, 2000 10:00:51 PM new
Maybe we should kick Madonna AND Regis out together!... What an interesting couple they'd make floating on a liferaft together, lol
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barrybarris
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posted on September 8, 2000 10:11:11 PM new
It works for me and I think the alliance will go with it...
Dump Madonna and Regis on a leaky raft and out they go. Regis is next anyway (I think).
Alliance members, past, present and future, thank you for your support of B.A.R.R.Y.
Barry (keeping Yamagucci safe and warm in my sarong) Barris
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kiheicat
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posted on September 8, 2000 10:50:53 PM new
The alliance has spoken, then.
MADONNA and REGIS PHILBIN are now floating off in a tub for two, lol
Ok, getting down there... here's who's left:
Drew Carey
Tiger Woods
Cher
Ray Romano
Carlos Santana
Eddie Murphy
Kristi Yamagucci
Dick Clark
Hmmm, let's see... think I'm going to have to cast a vote for Dick Clark. He'd probably want to go anyway because they don't have Grecian Formula on deserted islands, lol
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calamity49
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posted on September 8, 2000 11:15:43 PM new
Kcat---ROTFL! Grecian Formula.
I'm with you though I think Cher might be a close second in the dye job department.
Dick Clark gets my vote.
What say you Barry(captain)Barris?
Calamity
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chococake
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posted on September 8, 2000 11:22:24 PM new
OK Dick Clark
Hey Barry(wakeup)Harris
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Pat
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posted on September 9, 2000 11:25:14 AM new
Whoah boy, now we're getting down to it. All the truly offensive ones are gone. Yes, Dick Clark this time. I'll probably vote for Eddie Murphy next time and after that I have a problem deciding.
Pat
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calamity49
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posted on September 9, 2000 11:31:08 AM new
Pat,
You said it. We are getting down to a couple of people I have never heard of.
I want Tiger because he wouldn't send anything to our celebrity auction unless we joined his fan club. So I'll go after him a little later.
Calamity
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kiheicat
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posted on September 9, 2000 11:44:02 AM new
calamity say it ain't so! I love Tiger!
What do you know that I don't?
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chococake
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posted on September 9, 2000 11:53:33 AM new
How come Kathy Lee wasn't on the list?
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calamity49
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posted on September 9, 2000 11:59:58 AM new
Kcat,
Don't know anything much just that when our Chamber of Commerce had it's Celebrity Auction a couple of years ago we wrote him, asked for a donation and got a letter back telling us that they would send something if we joined his fan club. Humph, for the 32 cents it cost for them to send that letter they could have included an autograph or small picture.
For you I will give him the benefit of the doubt and blame his public relations people! After all you are part of the B.A.R.R.Y alliance.
Calamity
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kiheicat
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posted on September 9, 2000 12:49:00 PM new
Bummer, calamity... especially when you consider the pr that he's doing about 'giving back' and 'helping others'. sigh Well just don't tell my son, he thinks he's a friggin saint, lol
chococake GOOD idea with Kathie Lee! I might have to put her on another list for no other reason than the pleasure of booting her
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barrybarris
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posted on September 9, 2000 02:27:17 PM new
The alliance has spoken, so my vote goes with the members of B.A.R.R.Y. Dick Clark should be the next to go.
Barry (Hi Carol in PA......) Barris
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chococake
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posted on September 9, 2000 07:13:59 PM new
ooh can't wait to boot Kathy Lee. Have you heard the ratings went UP when she left the show?
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kiheicat
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posted on September 9, 2000 08:11:19 PM new
figures.. ok I'll slap another list with Kathie Lee AND Jerry Springer on it after we pick a winner on this one Now THERE'S a couple for ya! LOL
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kiheicat
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posted on September 9, 2000 10:58:56 PM new
Alrighty folks, it's that time of night again... da big boot is out and it's aimed right at DICK CLARK! Bye bye Bandstand Man!
Here are the straggling remainders:
Drew Carey
Tiger Woods
Cher
Ray Romano
Carlos Santana
Eddie Murphy
Kristi Yamagucci
Now we're getting down to tough choices... I think based on who would irritate me in the shortest amount of time out of these folks, it's got to be Drew Carey to get my vote tonight.
Who gets your vote?
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chococake
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posted on September 9, 2000 11:16:01 PM new
I'm going with Eddie Murphy again. His ego takes up too much room on the island.
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calamity49
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posted on September 9, 2000 11:33:04 PM new
Gotta be Drew Carey. He eats too much!
Kcat, I have to tell you a funny story about a small fan of Tiger Woods. A friend of mine's grandson is about 3 yrs old and he and his father watch Tiger golf all of the time. Well, about 3 weeks ago he took his watercolors and painted himself brown. When his mother asked him why he had done it he told her that he wanted to be Tiger.
Out of the mouths of babes!
Calamity
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Pat
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posted on September 10, 2000 06:09:52 AM new
Oh jeez, guys, at least Drew is funny and talented. (Now that Bill is gone, there's plenty of McDonalds for everyone!) My vote is Eddie Murphy.
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MaLady
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posted on September 10, 2000 10:49:18 AM new
Drew Carey: He has enough body fat to sustain himself for awhile. STAYS
Tiger Woods: Morally a great guy, hard worker. STAYS
Cher: Probably would be afraid to break nails. OUT
Ray Romano: Would remind us that things could be worse...STAYS
Carlos Santana: I hope he doesn't know how to play a Ukelele. STAYS
Eddie Murphy:hmmm...STAYS, for now.
Kristi Yamagucci: For Barry. STAYS
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kiheicat
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posted on September 10, 2000 11:57:11 AM new
Ooh, looks like it's going to be an interesting one today... so far 2 votes for Drew, 2 votes for Eddie, and 1 for Cher.. hmmmm
MaLady ROTF @ Santana playing ukulele
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chococake
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posted on September 10, 2000 06:17:37 PM new
Where is everyone? Only a couple of us have voted today. Drew is eating too much and Eddie is really getting on my nerves.
Barry(don't leave us hanging)Barris. I didn't see your vote beware the alliance might crumble. Remember history on the island. But, not me I'm here for ya big guy!
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barrybarris
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posted on September 10, 2000 06:27:21 PM new
This is a dilemma. I don't know who to vote for.
kiheicat, a question. If there is a tie vote do both get kicked off? If so, I think I would vote for Cher and make it a three way tie and boot all three, Drew, Eddie and Cher. That should please everyone...
I did not know saving Yamagucci would be so tuff, but we look so good together in my sarong it is all worth the effort...
Thank you all for your support of the B.A.R.R.Y. alliance.
Barry (maybe I need a multiple post again, the last one felt gooood) Barris
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kiheicat
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posted on September 10, 2000 07:51:54 PM new
Heck yah, if there is a tie, both or all three get booted
Kihei(Kristi Barris sounds purty nice)Cat
lol
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barrybarris
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posted on September 10, 2000 08:44:24 PM new
kiheicat,
I think the B.A.R.R.Y. alliance will go for this, I vote to boot Cher making it a three way tie. Dump the trio, Drew, Eddie and Cher.
So far, So good...
You know, Kristi Barris does sound purty nice, but in todays world I could become Barry Yamagucci...
Barry (I'm sooo happy) Yamagucci
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chococake
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posted on September 10, 2000 08:53:00 PM new
Yep, 3 in 1 sounds good to me Barry(Barris) Yamagucci
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barrybarris
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posted on September 10, 2000 09:03:58 PM new
chococake,
Thank you for your support.
I have been handing out political favors to members of the B.A.R.R.Y. alliance and now I would like to repay you for your support. I am going to rename Hershey Pennsylvania, from now on it will be known as Chococake Pennsylvania...
Barry (anything else I can do for you, just ask) Barris
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kiheicat
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posted on September 10, 2000 09:09:53 PM new
Ok, the throngs have spoken... tonight we have a threesome floating out to sea: Drew Carey, Eddie Murphy, and Cher, and unlikely trio if ever there was one.
Here are the rest of the survivors:
Tiger Woods
Ray Romano
Carlos Santana
Kristi Yamagucci
Now, yesterday I was wrestling with trying to keep Tiger Woods and breaking Barry's heart or booting him... but in light of calamity's story, he gets my next vote. Sorry Nicholas (my son and a Tiger fan) 
Oh, btw, Barry, the Hershey name is one of my family's names so you'll have to make chococake her own town.
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chococake
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posted on September 10, 2000 09:10:48 PM new
WOWIE Barry (my pleasure) Barris that is the bestest favor I ever got. If they give me all the chocolate I can eat I'll share it with you.
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barrybarris
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posted on September 10, 2000 09:23:05 PM new
kiheicat,
so you'll have to make chococake her own town.
I know there is a joke in there some where, I just don't know what it is yet...
How about this, I rename the whole state instead. The State of Pennsylvania is now The State of Chococake. I guess that makes it Hershey Chococake now...
Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this political favor thing, maybe I should run for office.
Barry (President Barry Yamagucci?) Barris
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barrybarris
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posted on September 10, 2000 09:27:13 PM new
chococake,
Of course they will give you all the chocolate you could ever want. Swimming pools full of chocolate if you want. We can do the high dive together...
Barry (I'll even through in the whipped cream and cherries) Barris
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