fenix03
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posted on May 16, 2006 12:31:04 AM new
::Afterwards, you can arm wrestle SWMBO and SWNLNBO and each other for me.::
OK - but I'm a lefty so we have to go 2 out of 3. 
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dblfugger9
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posted on May 16, 2006 05:56:20 AM new
I should add, parents who don't have time to cook for their children and allow them to eat ready-made crap are guilty of child neglect, in my opinion...
You think youre so much better than everybody else b/c u live on a farm!! Do u even realize your sounding more and more like a republican? Why dont you go fuxing diddle your godless bloody-meat-filled-hands with yourself in your barn! Youre sounding so droll cause technology gave you a free roll. ohh, we kill a porky pig and put him on the skewer cause we are so much better than u and live off the land.
Well maybe you shud concentrate on a little twist of fate mad cow dry arizona and bird flue to occupy you!
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dblfugger9
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posted on May 16, 2006 06:10:29 AM new
whats the matter feni-dix you holding back your pop up tart? we all know your here! come out come out where ever you are...show your mary and jesus...youre little lamb self...
come on feni-dix! come out come out!
isnt there anything good within the media (oh the industry...excuse me!) to discuss today?
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dblfugger9
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posted on May 16, 2006 06:12:41 AM new
Hi Linda...name of the year of the dog!
Will get back to you soon! I am retired...think it'd be ok to open a box of macaroni and cheese? Or would I be neglecting me? Well, welfare is gonna give me a pound of it, maybe I should learn to make my own?
laughing all the way to the grocery store to get my cheese.. yah right!! and my name is double forked speaketh? yah right.
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dblfugger9
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posted on May 16, 2006 06:23:06 AM new
See pi? thats 4 post i left you each with an edit.
..dont say ive been neglecting you...
this one goes without a change to it
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fenix03
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posted on May 16, 2006 07:08:46 AM new
Damn! And I was so hoping you had been run over by a truck.
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piinthesky
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posted on May 16, 2006 08:12:17 AM new
See pi? thats 4 post i left you each with an edit.
For me? I thought you were addressing feni-dix in your posts and I missed reading them before the edits so I have no idea what you said before you edited. Was it something naughty?
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parklane64
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posted on May 16, 2006 11:29:54 AM new
Blackened Spam? Yummie! I especially like the turkey Spam. Made it part of my food storage program.
When first married the wife brought me burnt offerings. I happen to like burnt offerings. Yeah, with a guy as easy as me [crazy] we've been married 28 years.
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roadsmith
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posted on May 16, 2006 11:55:04 AM new
Parklane: You do food storage? Just curious--are you LDS?
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piinthesky
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posted on May 16, 2006 12:29:37 PM new
are you LDS?
Logansdad son?
Oh man, now it all makes sense. All the senseless posts, the innuendo's, the hints at something else going on. I always knew there was something different about him and now we know the truth.
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bebeboom
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posted on May 16, 2006 01:36:02 PM new
I despise cooking and I'd like to see the person who thinks they could make me. You want to eat... cook it yourself.
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roadsmith
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posted on May 16, 2006 01:49:44 PM new
Some thoughts from this thread:
* I agree that parents who have their kids eat ONLY take-out food are hurting their children--and probably themselves, too. Start watching "Honey, we're killing the kids" on the TLC channel. Look at the fat, unhealthy, slobby kids and know that's where they can all end up if they don't eat better food.
* Probably everyone can take a few minutes to cook some protein and veggies or a salad. That takes less time than going to a take-out place.
* If you don't buy it at the store, it won't be at home. Junk food doesn't travel from shelf to your kitchen by itself.
* Every couple needs a wife! Especially working couples. I'm not advocating for polygamy here. But even when I was working full time, ditto my husband, I could think ahead on food needs for the week, shop once for the stuff, use crockpots when necessary, and somehow find better food to feed the family. Pizza was a once-in-a-while treat for our kids if we had to get a babysitter for the dinner hour.
* A young couple who lived next door to us was always complaining about money--but their garbage can was overflowing on pickup days with pizza boxes, KFC boxes, etc.
* Friends here in our mountain town say there's no point in trying to make party food when Costco has good stuff for less then you could make it. I've not done that yet (don't give parties around here!), but they swear by it.
Okay, I know I sound like a preachy mom here. Throw your darts somewhere else!
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WashingtoneBayer
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posted on May 16, 2006 01:49:55 PM new
I despise cooking and I'd like to see the person who thinks they could make me.
And you hate sex, so exactly what is it you have to offer a man? 
Ron
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bebeboom
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posted on May 16, 2006 02:00:28 PM new
No that wasn't the truth. If you really want to know the truth, Ron.. the answer is absolutely nothing at all. I have nothing to offer anyone.
edited to correct my response
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parklane64
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posted on May 16, 2006 02:22:19 PM new
Parklane: You do food storage? Just curious--are you LDS?
Uh, yes. Don't bring it to the attention of the church elders though. We have many divergent opinions, but I have no reason/desire to tilt at their windmills.
I joined to get access to the relief society.
Let me rephrase that, to get access to church teachings such as food storage.
Oh, and the finest people on God's green Earth, even if they appear gullible.
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The raghead fig-puckers are fighting to spread their culture and religion, and to destroy ours
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Bear1949
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posted on May 16, 2006 03:08:46 PM new
So, Maggie, does that mean you never cooked for your kids?
"“More Iraqis think things are going well in Iraq than Americans do. I guess they don’t get the New York Times over there.”—Jay Leno".
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profe51
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posted on May 16, 2006 03:10:42 PM new
You think youre so much better than everybody else b/c u live on a farm!!
It's a ranch sweetness, not a farm. And no, I don't think I'm better than everybody else, not by a long shot. I do consider myself luckier than many though, including you. Living on a ranch has absolutely nothing to do with preparing wholesome meals for your children, and the failure to do that is, in my opinion neglectful. If you don't like it, feed it to your children.
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bebeboom
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posted on May 16, 2006 03:24:01 PM new
No Bear, I cooked for the kids and the husbands until I turned 45.. then I took an early retirement.
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dblfugger9
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posted on May 16, 2006 06:39:39 PM new
It's a ranch sweetness, not a farm
hahaha knew it had to upset him to call it a farm!! He cant stand it...LOL
feni-dix why dont u make the way of your pussy cat and disappear somewhere for a day? Might do you good you fuxing media hound whore.
oh geeze roadsymthed...the I YAM therefore..I JUDGE of vendio. ewww yuck...
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fenix03
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posted on May 16, 2006 06:49:49 PM new
Yeah - that's what I need.... life advice from the resident freakshow.
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dblfugger9
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posted on May 16, 2006 06:51:52 PM new
YOURE the freak feni-dix! ..with your 4'2 size 10 feet and your guzzling need for media media media....
pffst...
go take a day off see what the real world has to offer..shi*boney phoney freak thing! God you are pathetic..you guzzle it all down like u aint never had a real thing in your entire life!!
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hwahwa
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posted on May 16, 2006 07:10:56 PM new
I just came back from doing Richard Simmons -dance your pants off and I must say,I really enjoy this thread.
/ lets all stop whining !! /
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fenix03
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posted on May 16, 2006 08:54:32 PM new
As opposed to your happy go lucky fun loving life?
Go crawl back in your hole... or in your bottle... or under a train...
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kraftdinner
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posted on May 18, 2006 01:48:06 PM new
LMHO Prof & Fenix! 
Good gawd Double, have you been binge drinking again? Aren't you afraid of random urine testing when you have to go back?
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Linda_K
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posted on May 18, 2006 02:33:55 PM new
Do men really want their wife to cook?
Bet most enjoy it being done for them. And some men love cooking too.
I always love having a meal fixed for me - be it by a female or male. It's a gesture of love.
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Linda_K
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posted on May 18, 2006 02:44:27 PM new
dbl - Now just think of all the great meals/snacks you can make with that cheese.
as you mentioned: mac & cheese
cheese enchiladas
qasadeas
agratin potatoes
baked potato with cheese
veggies with cheese
melted cheese on crackers
cheese and apples
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Year of the dog, huh? Well...what can I say?
Hope things are okay with you, truly.
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piinthesky
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posted on May 18, 2006 02:52:10 PM new
I seriously doubt that Dblf likes Kraft Macaroni & Cheese very much. I don't know why, I can't quite put my finger on the reason why but it just seems like something that she wouldn't like very much. Hmmm, what could the reason be? It's perplexing, isn't it?
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fenix03
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posted on May 18, 2006 04:15:51 PM new
::qasadeas::
You didn't really make a cheep shot at my spelling because I forgot an "e" earlier and then have the nerve to roll that one out did you? Please tell me that was a joke.
Quesadillas
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piinthesky
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posted on May 18, 2006 04:21:12 PM new
Quesadillas
For anyone interested in knowing, it is pronounced; case uh deeyus.
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classicrock000
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posted on May 18, 2006 04:31:58 PM new
spell it?? I dont even know what the hell it is...
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