posted on December 22, 2006 10:50:43 AM new
I didn't read all the reasons...and I won't share MY reasons for being nasty...but I will say this...
There are NO saints.....most humans have many sides.....
in our daily lives MOST of us have to behave, we HAVE to be nice to our boss and co-workers no matter what kind of dipshits they are because we want to have a job tomorrow....
we usually have to be nice to our relatives to keep peace in the family....
we have to be relatively polite to others we encounter in our day-today routine especially if we want them to do what we want.
We cannot fire a cannon filled with pigshit at the tailgater...we cannot tell off the 14-year-old cop who pulls us over for crossing the fog line....
SO HERE is where we vent....safely, anonymously.....
posted on December 22, 2006 12:37:43 PM new
And sometimes maybe being nice would help...????
A man is invited to his employer's costume party. He doesn't want anyone to recognize him but his bald head and wooden leg are dead giveaways.
So he writes to the Acme costume company for a solution.
They send him a package with a bandana and a hook saying that with his wooden leg he'd make a fine pirate.
He sends the stuff back with an angry letter stating he doesn't want anyone to know who he is, please send something else.
He gets another package, opens it to find a monk's costume. Acme thinks with his bald head he'd make a pefect monk.
Well, he's pissed now so he fires off a nasty letter demanding a better costume.
A few days later he opens the a new package from Acme containing a jar of caramel sauce and a tin of chopped nuts.
Their letter explains that if he pours the sauce on his bald head, sprinkles himself with chopped nuts, he can then shove his wooden leg up his ass and go as a caramel apple!
