brighid868
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posted on March 10, 2001 10:34:36 AM
my God, Meya, I just snorted coffee all over the keyboard. Where can I send my donation for the "Small-Wrist Disability Fund"? My heart bleeds for that poor woman. I had an aunt who had small-wrist syndrome.....
What is with people who can't sew on buttons? are they insane? it takes two seconds, not a trip to the seamstress. if you can open email or post to AW, you can sew on a button. Come on now!
ExecutiveGirl, every time I start feeling grumpy about my buyers (god love em, they're sweet but some of em are sloooooow on the uptake) I remember you and your t-shirt guy and thank my lucky stars my people are at least NICE, even if they don't understand simple instructions.
Hang in there!
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 10:42:56 AM
Meya: ROFL! Thank you - I REALLY needed that laugh!!!!!
And for those of you who are familiar with my T-shirt guy thread....
When I mail you your copy of my book (Which may be titled "The customer is NOT always right!".... ) once I ship out your book you will know... because I will email you daily asking you:
did you get it yet?
did you get it yet?
did you get it yet?
did you get it yet?
LOL....
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 10:51:54 AM
Well.. well....
She finally responded to my email from last night. I had asked her if she wanted out of the 2 auctions she won from me.
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What 2 items did I win.I retracted my bid on the blue dress??Maybe you did not get emails because I have been in the middle of changing carriers but they would be in my files.
(Keep in mind, the subject to her email last night was "I won the blue suit" - I guess she FORGOT??)
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Ummmmmmmmm... the "blue dress" did not have a missing button.. it was the blue pant suit that she WON YESTERDAY!!!!!!!
So what "blue dress" is SHE referring to?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I emailed her the 2 items she won from me (I gave her item numbers AND descriptions....)
She just emailed me again:
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I wrote you emails asaking if the hem, of the pants is slanted they do not look straight and that either you find a button to fix it or take off chrges for me to have a seamstress do it.I am also single,w/ 2 children and my baby is very sick so dont throw up that as an excuse. What else are you saying I won
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And another email: (all within the past 3 minutes)
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And I haave auctioned through ebay and have never had to give them final auction fees.
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HELP?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?
[ edited by ExecutiveGirl on Mar 10, 2001 11:13 AM ]
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 10:55:44 AM
Just received THIS email from her.
Then fix it.
????????????????????? I have no clue what she's even talking about here. Fix what? This was not even a REPLY to an email I sent her.
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Meya
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posted on March 10, 2001 10:57:17 AM
Sounds like she has Carpel Tunnel of the brain. Her small wrists are cutting off the blood supply to her brain.
Run Away! Run Away!
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:00:57 AM
She's on a roll, folks.
I as a rule do not wear red ,but thoght I might so it aint nothing to me.I look good in everything I put on.I just don't go around wearing pants with the button missing ,because my guts to big,I am 5'2" 116# and a 34D baby.So quit writing your junk to me like you are all that.
Ummmm... ok.................. ??????????????
(All I did was send her the 2 items she won from me and a link to ebay's Final Value Fee page!)
I just responded with this:
Fix what? Please consider the 2 auctions you won from me cancelled. I wish you the best with your future transactions. Thanks, XXXXXXXXXXXX
I don't think I should respond to her any more.
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:03:17 AM
Anyone know what a 34D baby looks like???????
She's 5'2", 116#, tiny, fragile wrists and a now a big gut.
LMAO
This one is DEFINITELY one for the books.
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:04:58 AM
This just keeps getting worse - please help ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Send your address take off for your gut busting the button or get it fixed and I will pay full price and the garment better have just been cleaned and no stains around the coller or anywhere else.Now that is straight up right to do.Fix it or take the money away for me to have a seamstress do it. I do not sew..Lets get this done as soon as possible miss .
BTW - MY GUT did not bust the button!!!! I bought this suit like this!! What a wacked person! Demented!!! And it "better" have just been cleaned?????? And she called me "MISS"!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is BY FAR - the most demented person I've had to deal with yet!!!!!!
[ edited by ExecutiveGirl on Mar 10, 2001 11:07 AM ]
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jayadiaz
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:13:21 AM
I'm just turning on my e-mail so I don't miss the finish. I am speechless in the advice department.
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chepistar
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:13:31 AM
PIMP!!!!!!!!
When will I learn to go potty before I click on an EG thread!!!!
Forward those to eBay ASAP!!!
BTW, IMHO, the value of your book will significantly increase if you number and limit the copies.
Can I have book #1, please? I have already sent you snail mail shipping fees via PayPal. Since you will be sending it to my home (in Florida) you are required to update be with a status every six hours. Upon final arrival, I will inspect it for security device holes, HOWEVER, should notice a flaw three years from now, I expect a full refund of it's current value, regardless of the fact that it was a complimentary copy.
 LMAO!!!!
all in good fun, your pal, cheapster/chepi*
smooooooooooooooooch!
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mcbrunnhilde
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:13:46 AM
EG, you'd better be prepared for a neg. The previous advice on just politely cancelling the transaction was very good, and is probably your best bet.
If she negs you, maybe your response to her could read "buyer demanded discount/repair on as-is item; disturbing e-mails"--and neutral her back with the same info.
Without eBay, I might have a real life... 
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:19:47 AM
And, another one of her clueless emails:
Yes I went and looked I canceled a different blue dress
She just sends me these stupid 1-sentence emails, and I don't even know what she's responding to.
I already emailed her earlier that I have cancelled the transactions and "wish her the best of luck" (she's gonna NEED IT!). I don't want to email her again. I will not even file for my FVF's because I don't want to "remind" her about this transaction..
What a LOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chepi: (So glad my horror stories can bring humor to you LOL).. I thought about sending her emails to safeharbor but I honestly think I'll get the usual "we don't get involved in emails" response. I just don't know what to do now, but just wait and hope she forgets she won these 2 auctions.
[ edited by ExecutiveGirl on Mar 10, 2001 11:20 AM ]
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chepistar
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:19:52 AM
WOOOOO HOOOOO
You are too much, EG. Take pictures before you ship ~ the 34D is gonna pop lotsa buttons!!
JK, I don't think ya plan on shipping!!
Send it all to eBay NOW
I think you might be wise to notify her ISP right about now ~ seems like you're on the way to being harassed. You may want to block future mail now, sweetie!
JMHO
*getting up from the floor to change my panties again, while I pick the carpet fuzz off my clothes from ROTFLMAO*
(no disrespect intended!)
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:22:50 AM
Chepi - Thanks for the laugh! You are a real piece of work yourself! LOL 
And does anyone know who I would write to - her ISP is aol.com (one of them) and the other is blueridge.net.
I will forward those emails to her ISP if I can figure out who to send them to!
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libbyparsons
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:32:13 AM
EG, I am so sorry.
I am sitting here LMAO at the computer screen reading the last few posts you've made, my daughter is thinking I've flipped my last lid. I would like to know if you have a blinking neon sign in your auctions that says "Weirdo's Welcome" or something like that.
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 11:38:47 AM
I hope you all know the only reason I have been able to keep my sanity is because you are all helping me find a little bit of humor in all of this!
If I was here alone with no one to tell this nightmare to, I would probably be sitting here crying and pulling my hair out! And dreading the horrible NEGS!
Ok, so I'm dreading the NEGS anyways - but at least I know SOMEONE out there will be able to see what a loon I had to deal with.
Libby: No, I don't have a sign on my auctions - although sometimes I wonder that myself! Maybe it's the NO PAYPAL logo that draws them in?????
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mivona
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posted on March 10, 2001 12:02:41 PM
Oh, EG... I love your stories too! But will you still be here after the 14th?
I could do with some "executive" clothes too, but I think my wrists might be too small, my bust will be waaaaaayyyyy too small, and anyway you won't accept international Paypal payments or probably even ship international.
Will ya? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Will ya?
Email on because I must hear the end of this one too. Any hints as to the buyer's identity will be gratefully received, so I can go and see what havoc she has wrought elsewhere.
[email protected]
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martiniswiller
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posted on March 10, 2001 12:07:04 PM
I know this is an irritating problem for you, but that woman is cracking me up! Boy, I would love to have a snapshot of this loony-bird! Of course, she'd look great, because as she says she looks good in everything!
What a frightening person- I feel sorry for her poor 34-D baby....
I'm sure it would be best if you cut off all communication with her, but it would be so much less entertaining for us. Couldn't you invite her here? Hee! Hee!
Lets hope she doesn't know how to leave negatives. I will keep my fingers crossed for you!!
Good luck!
Martiniswiller
(izzard on eBay)
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libbyparsons
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posted on March 10, 2001 12:08:01 PM
Hey EG...I wanna ask for what Mivona did too
[email protected]
Thanks
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 12:11:45 PM
Mivona: I am not going anywhere! I will be here until AW charges to post on their boards (which they say is not going to happen)....
BTW - I don't take ANY Paypal payments, but I do ship internationally!
It's been a little while since psycho lady's email marathon - perhaps her wrists got tired and she needed a break?
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brighid868
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posted on March 10, 2001 12:17:29 PM
this just gets better!! what a freak!!!!
PLEASE keep us posted. Even better, why not invite her here????
I am always curious how these people manage to live in the world. Does she talk like that to her friends, neighbors, kids' teachers, etc.?
and what is her obsession with her breasts? That is the third time she's made some reference to them. Honestly!
Gut-busting pants? i am ROFL.
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 12:18:27 PM
Well, she's left 5 negs.. so she apparently knows how... ugh..
Here's a NEG I found interesting: (SHE left the neg, the seller left the response)
Complaint: Nasty ,vulgar,name calling,profanity.No refund for 3/4 wks.Hateful and sick RUDE
Response: YEP,I SHIPPED IT BACK! SHOULD WE TELL THEM WHAT WAS ON IT? YOU NEED HELP! GROSS!
Hmmmmmm?
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eleanordew
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posted on March 10, 2001 12:21:53 PM
Oops!
[ edited by eleanordew on Mar 10, 2001 12:23 PM ]
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 12:23:22 PM
As much as I would LOVE to invite her here, it (1) could possibly give everyone my Ebay name (so much for being anonymous) and (2)she would read everything that was said about her and that would for SURE earn me 2 NEGS! I don't need that....
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eleanordew
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posted on March 10, 2001 12:24:45 PM
I have GOT to have my mail turned on for this....
El
"The customer may not always be right, but she is always the customer."
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dubyasdaman
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posted on March 10, 2001 12:25:25 PM
hmmmm.... 34D.... The D must stand for dip****
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ExecutiveGirl
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posted on March 10, 2001 01:22:51 PM
AND, she writes again!
Yes they charge me sm.fees as well.But I do not report to them they report to me.I just want my dress and my outfit.I would like you to have it fixed or take enough off price for me to take it to my tailors to be fixed.A button at the waist is not something you do yourself ,because you want to make sure it does not come off again.And another email I sent ,you did not get was would the top accomadate my 34Ds'Please figure out pricing and I would like it sent reg . mail not priority.And w/them shipped together that should not be much.Hurry up and to to the root of this problem so I can get my outfits and be done with it.I have other auctions as well.
Suggestions??? ANYONE?????
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Meya
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posted on March 10, 2001 01:36:52 PM
I would nicely explain that there is no way that the top will "accomadate" her 34 D bosoms. Tell her that you are cancelling this sale due to mutual consent, and want no more emails from her.
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lattefor2
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posted on March 10, 2001 01:51:15 PM
Oh please send them to her, and ask if she could please send you a picture of her in the outfits, I want to see them 34D's, ears and wrists. Thanks for sharing!
Latte
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shaani
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posted on March 10, 2001 01:51:18 PM
I agree with what Meya says. Tell her that there is no way that the clothing will fit the 34D.
Maybe make her feel better by complimenting her on her figure. 
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