posted on December 12, 2000 05:41:55 AM new
Well, despite his advanced age, krs,
(by his posts) does appear to still have some active brain cells.
I'm going to assume that one of those brain cells retains the exact date of his birthday.
However, because of my advanced age and the obvious deterioration of most of my brain cells, chances are very good that I won't remember to do this on the 14th; therefore,
posted on December 12, 2000 06:00:27 AM new
Ken!!! ROFL. This beats the political threads by a mile.
Happy Early Birthday ken, and you didn't say a word, heh-heh I should have no problem keeping this thread going until tomorrow.
Got candles? we don't want to run out before tomorrow...
and happy birthday to Chococake! woo-hoo 2 birthdays in 2 days, it's party time.
Well, this ought to finally kill those vile rumors and untrue gossip that I'm married to Ken ... I didnt' even know when his birthday was. At least Beth got in the vicinity, the right week.... LOL!
Wishing you a very happy birthday and a wonderful year ahead of posting pleasure with your AW friends, Ken.
posted on December 12, 2000 08:38:06 AM new
Cool, I won't be around tomorrow, a chance to say Happy Birthday in advance suits me to a tee!
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For krs on (the day before) his birthday:
He’s the epigram king, a Wallenda of wit
Swooping down from the rafters to achieve a hit
With a small well-turned phrase or an ironic gif
That will winnow its way to the heart of your tiff -
And whether it soothes or elongates the mess,
Don’t blame it on him, he is just krs.
His fans they are legion, (just ask his 6 wives),
And his enemies dart around ducking his knives
For you never can tell from which angle he’ll stab
With those wicked sharp blades cutting through all the flab
Of your word-bloated essays with stunning success
Still, you find you can’t hate him, he’s just krs.
And krs sails through the seas of these boards
With gifs as his anchors and words as his swords,
A rare serious turn interrupting the flow
Of pure fun that he has with this singular show,
And you find yourself wishing for more and not less
(though, good Lord, Ken, you’ve done politics to excess!)
of the indefatigable, highly inscrutable, *uncategorible, would-we-miss-him-if-gone? An *emphatical yes!
But he’ll always be here, being just krs.
Happy Birthday, krs!
*Mandatory fake words
[email protected], who’s sig line can’t survive much more conversation with you!
posted on December 12, 2000 08:42:17 AM new
Keep that ice cream and cake away from me, lady of the red dress...darn, been way too long since we were on the same thread, and I have to go.
posted on December 12, 2000 09:12:18 AM new
Hi dc...Bye dc.....Here, catch....(as a blob of vanilla ice cream hits dc square on the nose.....cherry and all...)
(Shosh then balances a bucket of Champage on top of the door...and waits...)
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Gosh Shosh!
posted on December 12, 2000 09:25:29 AM new
<------darts back in quickly for a slurp of spilled champagne, so sorry the trajectory of its fall caused it to dampen that beautiful red dress, Shosh! --------->
(Won't krs be pleased to see his birthday thread become one of these hideous fantasy role plays, heheheheheh...next up, hugfest?)
posted on December 12, 2000 10:52:41 AM new
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!
I am guessing 52 (just a guess).
Would you like some fresh baked Really Good Brownies for your birthday? It will be a nice treat!
Seriously - I wish you good health, happiness and success in all your endeavors!
edited to change 51 to 52
[ edited by nobs on Dec 12, 2000 10:54 AM ]
posted on December 12, 2000 12:48:33 PM new
Well, obviously since I lost track of my dates, you may or may not find credibility in my confirmation of Nobs determination of the age of the victim. This, of course, assumes that he was accurate in telling me his birthdate . He is exactly 103 weeks older than I, but obviously less affected by the mental ravages of age.
posted on December 12, 2000 01:59:17 PM new
Thanks everyone for your birthday wish's. I think they took our cake and ice cream and they're throwing it at each other over on the breast thread. I could use some more of that champagne unless krs drank it all.
posted on December 12, 2000 02:07:47 PM new
Chocolate cake/Ice cream covered breastesses?
Happy Birthday Chococake! I thought I already gave you well wishes, but I got sidetracked being whapped upside the head with ice cream and was busy getting it out of my hair
posted on December 12, 2000 04:53:33 PM new
There is, of course, the possibility that you shaved a year or two off your age, Ken (I certainly would, if I thought you'd let me get away with it ). If you did, though, it would be the first time you ever lied to me.
But I know that 12/14 is the date, because Junkmom said so, and Mom knows.
Now if Mom would just loan me her glasses, so I can read my calendar...
See...I did this early only because I wanted to be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday!
posted on December 12, 2000 05:49:14 PM new
I wonder if pple still swat/spank for each year...
ah well
happy birthday ken/krs
we are one day from each other
and to everyone else born in December
edited to add more
[ edited by toomanycomics on Dec 12, 2000 05:51 PM ]
[ edited by toomanycomics on Dec 12, 2000 05:52 PM ]
posted on December 12, 2000 07:07:51 PM new
Thought I better sneak back to get some more cake-n-icecream before the last piece is gone. Maybe I need to get another cake for tomorrow.
Actually wanted to read Diana's poem again, it's wonderful, and so true.
krs, yeah, you pass the endurance test, you got plenty of stayin' power, my friend.
toomany! your birthday is today or is it on Thursday? either way, happy birthday to you! have you been busy lately selling or in school, missed your joke threads here lately...
Beth nice to see you, good luck on your oral surgeries, will say a prayer for you tomorrow and Thursday.
Franny, hmm, did someone start a food fight in your thread LOL!
ken, just wait til tomorrow when I reveal the secret truth of the presents everyone gave you for your birthday... i got the inside scoop
posted on December 13, 2000 04:41:58 AM new
It's your REAL birthday today Ken, just a bit of cake with my coffee...
from the super secret fax I got last night, the gossip is that MichelleAW and JoiceAW went in together and bought you a new keyboard, you were wearing the old one out in all the politics threads
posted on December 13, 2000 05:52:39 AM new
LOL! you mean his birthday is the 14th and I've been reading this thread wrong for the last day and a half? Where did I get the idea that his birthday was today, Wednesday?
(blushing furiously)
thanks Irene, I can't believe I did that...
I know, my excuse is I was so upset over the Supreme Court decision it made me forget which day it is.
. He is exactly 103 weeks older than I, but obviously less affected by the mental ravages of age. 
). If you did, though, it would be the first time you ever lied to me.
