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 krs
 
posted on December 11, 2000 09:50:25 PM
A chicken goes into a library and says,"Bok," so the librarian gives it a book. Ten minutes later the same chicken comes in again and says, "Bok bok." The librarian gives the chicken two books, but out of curiousity, follows the chicken down the road where she sees the chicken meet a frog.
The frog says to the chicken, "Redit, redit!"

(just thought the AW chicken was overdue)


 
 xardon
 
posted on December 11, 2000 10:12:43 PM
Ken,

The last chicken reference was made at 11:43AM today!

AW - All chickens, All the Time

 
 krs
 
posted on December 11, 2000 10:31:52 PM
LOL!

 
 krs
 
posted on February 18, 2001 05:37:41 PM
Where Easter Eggs come from



 
 nycrocker
 
posted on February 18, 2001 06:07:47 PM
Aaaaah haah haaaah HAAAH HAAAAAH!!!
(wondering how long till the mods boot that one outta here)



 
 snowyegret
 
posted on February 18, 2001 06:09:45 PM
So that's what the killer rabbit from Monty Python & the Holy Grail does in his off time.

 
 enchanted
 
posted on February 18, 2001 07:11:18 PM
so where's the frog krs?

I ain't kissing no frogs tonight, I don't care if it is nettak's birthday

 
 junquemama
 
posted on February 18, 2001 07:19:13 PM
OHHHHHHH a chicken thread,Be still my heart.


 
 nettak
 
posted on February 18, 2001 08:20:36 PM
LOL

Enchanted, the frogs will be dissapointed. LOL

 
 cmhaas
 
posted on February 18, 2001 08:37:20 PM

[ edited by cmhaas on Feb 18, 2001 08:38 PM ]
 
 krs
 
posted on February 18, 2001 08:40:01 PM
The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They
point this thing at the windshield of the aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at about
the speed the aircraft normally flies at. If the windshield doesn't break, it's likely to
survive a real collision with a bird during flight.

The British had recently built a new locomotive that could pull a train faster than
any before it. They were not sure that its windshield was strong enough, so they
borrowed the testing device from the FAA, reset it to approximate the maximum
speed of the locomotive, loaded the dead chicken, and fired. The bird went
through the windshield, broke the engineer's chair, and made a major dent in the
back wall of the engine cab.

They were quite surprised with this result, so they asked the FAA to check the
test to see if everything was done correctly. The FAA checked everything and
suggested that they might want to repeat the test using a thawed chicken.


 
 cmhaas
 
posted on February 18, 2001 08:44:55 PM


 
 december3
 
posted on February 18, 2001 09:28:11 PM
LOL

 
 
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