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 junquemama
 
posted on December 14, 2000 12:28:15 AM
Happy birthday junkson!!You've got the ladys
believing you are 52,You were 97 last year.
So that means you are 98 today.It will be our little secret,that Chris, has to prop you up to the computor each morning,And tie you to the chair.Its good she ties down your legs as well,All those knee jerk reactions were causeing bruises.I couldnt afford your new store bought teeth this year,Maybe next year.
So I bought you a case of Oat meal and baby pudding,And a big pak of Tums.Doc said he couldnt do anything about the body function
Noises.Best thing you can do is lay off the fats and sweets.Your twin sister is coming to town,Its her birthday as well,You two, ought to make up after all these years.Sandi had a hard life you know.You called her Krazy Randy
Sandi.Not nice,Shame on you.I know you didnt invite me to your high falootin birthday party,I wont embarrass you,I wore shoes.
[ edited by junquemama on Dec 14, 2000 01:00 AM ]
 
 chococake
 
posted on December 14, 2000 01:02:39 AM
Gee, is it the 14th already? Have a great day krs.

 
 stockticker
 
posted on December 14, 2000 05:32:30 AM

Happy Birthday, Ken.

Irene
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on December 14, 2000 06:28:24 AM
Happy Birthday, Krs.

 
 enchanted
 
posted on December 14, 2000 06:36:09 AM
FINALLY! I get to say happy birthday on the right day, Ken.

So blow out your candles and eat some cake. Happy Birthday!

LOL at junkmom!

enchanted
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 busybiddy
 
posted on December 14, 2000 07:39:26 AM
I waited 'til the correct day.

Happy Birthday, KRS!

I have really enjoyed your posts and look forward to many more. Enjoy your day and I wish you many more wonderful birthdays.



Bridget

 
 Shoshanah
 
posted on December 14, 2000 08:47:35 AM
OK...Today is the 14th....Happy Birthday, Ken
********************
Gosh Shosh!

http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/rifkah/

 
 femme
 
posted on December 14, 2000 08:59:48 AM

junquemama and just how old would that make you?


krs

JOY!!! My last functioning brain cell is active today. Please refer to pg. 2

 
 femme
 
posted on December 14, 2000 09:01:20 AM



Double post

That cell must have crashed. Jeez...and I had so much to do today, too. Thank goodness for cheat sheets.




[ edited by femme on Dec 14, 2000 09:07 AM ]
[ edited by femme on Dec 14, 2000 09:09 AM ]
 
 uglimouse
 
posted on December 14, 2000 10:41:43 AM
What will the ladies think ... about you being tied to a chair on your birthday ?

Depends how old you are ( you're wicked junqmama )

If you're 98 ... " Away with ya ! "
If you're 52..Havin' " our way " with ya !

Oh HAPPY Birthday Ken!

Love , uglimouse .

 
 Antiquary
 
posted on December 14, 2000 12:26:17 PM
Good Lord! Is it not over yet?!

 
 FrannyS
 
posted on December 14, 2000 01:41:02 PM
The 2 day birthday bash DID last

Happy Birthday again, KRS!

 
 ricketylin
 
posted on December 14, 2000 08:43:03 PM


I hope you had a great day!

Lin

 
 xardon
 
posted on December 15, 2000 09:56:23 AM
In another thread, long ago, I was challenged to write a sonnet. Bereft of inspiration at the time, I demurred. For some reason, perhaps the lovely poetic stylings of dcj, my unassertive muse has returned to inflict upon you all this resultant attempt at immortal verse:



A TriLiteral Obsession

In darkness alone in the night,
as one with the purring machine,
aglow in the monitor's light.
The scribe remains ever unseen.


Practical simple precision
pressures the pertinent hollows.
A momentary decision.
Delight in whatever follows.


A laugh, an apoplectic cry,
grist for trenchant observation.
Abundant snide, elusive wry,
fuel a certain mad elation.


True Auctionwatch glory is extended to none,
but is nonetheless sought by, (we all know the one).




In an imagined, strange reversal of roles I expect to soon be pulled over and forced to produce my poetic license.



 
 krs
 
posted on December 15, 2000 10:26:35 AM
Good God.

With that, may I beg to have this closed?
Thanks all!

 
 maddienicks
 
posted on December 15, 2000 07:08:49 PM
Not yet!!!!

I'm late (as usual) but want to get my good wishes in too!

Hope you had a good one, Ken. You're the tops. Sorry I missed the party! (I need to get out here more!)

-Kris
 
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