looney2ns
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posted on January 27, 2001 05:55:10 PM
is Elvis here?
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godsmessenger
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posted on January 27, 2001 10:01:27 PM
gravid - My apologies for the delay - that file was in use elsewhere. The universe is still open and accepting applications.
Zazzie - The belly-button on Eve was a new design implementation - Adam has no uterus.
Femme - Thank you.
kiheicat/Shoshanah - Life is a series of challenges which must be met and dealt with - the current President of the US is one of those challenges.
kiheicat - The lives of your children, as all lives are, will be a series of challenges, disappointments and successes. Your life will always be mingled with theirs as you are a part of them and they a part of you.
Shoshanah - I usually use the parking lot, and yes, the parking is free.
Shoshanah - The weather is adapted to personal preferences.
looney2ns - Elvis is everywhere.
godsmessenger
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Shoshanah
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posted on January 28, 2001 10:05:17 AM
messenger....Thanks. It's all perfectly clear now...  No more questions...
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Gosh Shosh!
About Me
Old And Sold
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godsmessenger
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posted on January 28, 2001 10:47:02 AM
Last two answers.
jamesoblivion - we are trying to arrange for bleachers, but are having problems with our "service group".
kraftdinner - As the originator of this thread, your response required the most thought. My response to your question - "What would you ask?" is
"Have I suffered enough yet?"
godsmessenger
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toomanycomics
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posted on January 28, 2001 10:53:28 AM
you sure sound familiar... 
ok last question:
what does a rainbow mean?
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Zazzie
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posted on January 28, 2001 10:56:43 AM
godsmessenger---thanks for the answer. So you are saying that woman is the improved model and all the bad design problems in the first model(man) were fixed in the second model....??
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nycrocker
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posted on January 28, 2001 10:59:36 AM
So Mister God, regarding that great menstrual cycle idea of yours - shall I kick your butt now or later?
 Rocker
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kraftdinner
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posted on January 28, 2001 11:18:56 AM
godsmessenger...I have one for you....
How were monolithic rocks moved - ie: the pyramids, Stonehenge, Mexico, etc?
And in answering YOUR question godsmessenger.....you already know that all suffering will continue as long as there's evil in the world.
[ edited by kraftdinner on Jan 28, 2001 11:20 AM ]
[ edited by kraftdinner on Jan 28, 2001 11:21 AM ]
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lswanson
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posted on January 28, 2001 11:34:54 AM
Where's the computer, I've got auctions running?!
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godsmessenger
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posted on January 28, 2001 12:02:10 PM
toomanycomics - To the best of my knowledge, we have communicated nowhere but in this thread.
- The rainbow's meaning varies with the person observing it.
Zazzie - No, merely different models.
nycrocker - If you were man enough to kick God's butt, the menstrual cycle would not be an issue.
kraftdinner - The monolithic rocks serve to illustrate an important lesson - namely that it is amazing what can be accomplished when you are unaware that it is impossible. The mechanics are unimportant.
kraftdinner - That the suffering will continue IS the evil in the world.
lswanson - Another one of life's little challenges, to be met and dealt with.
godsmessenger
Remember - the best answer's to all of your questions can usually be found within yourself.
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snowyegret
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posted on January 28, 2001 12:18:12 PM
What question was my life meant to answer?
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nycrocker
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posted on January 28, 2001 01:27:45 PM
Edited to say
uhhh whatever.
[ edited by nycrocker on Jan 28, 2001 01:34 PM ]
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godsmessenger
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posted on January 28, 2001 01:28:26 PM
Oh Snowy, your life is not the answer to a question, but rather a poem, flower, or painting to be admired by all who come in contact with it. It is a work of art, and not some utilitarian thing to be used and discarded when it's purpose is done. If you want to consider it an answer to a question, then consider that it is an answer that is continually molded to the circumstance of the lives of those whose lives you touch, and as such will continue providing answers long after you are unable to give them.
godsmessenger
That's all folks - remember that the answers to the hardest questions come from within.
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godsmessenger
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posted on January 28, 2001 01:31:55 PM
nycrocker - I knew when I gave that answer, that there was a good possibility for misinterpretation on your part. A better way to phrase that would have been - if you are big enough to overcome God, then all other problems will seem insignificant.
godsmessenger
And that really is all folks. Goodbye and I hope I've been able to shed a little light and humor into your lives.
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snowyegret
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posted on January 28, 2001 02:36:15 PM
Thanks for the dance.
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dejavu
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posted on January 28, 2001 03:16:53 PM
why is kraft dinner orange?
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Muriel
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posted on January 28, 2001 03:58:14 PM
Iswanson: 
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kraftdinner
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posted on January 28, 2001 04:27:40 PM
I hope godsmessenger comes back ...
What I'd like to know is.....how did he know nycrocker was a guy?
What a challenge nycrocker!! Obviously someone forgot to tell him you were the toughest kid in highschool!!
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nycrocker
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posted on January 28, 2001 09:30:14 PM
LOL kraftdinner!!! ^5 High five
Good memory you have But come to think of it, I don't think I was the toughest, just CRAZY enough to be fearless!
What has really been cracking me up here lately is the speculation on which gender I actually am. Some people get it right... and others get it ... right. LOL!!
Not saying another peep for now... but I sure thought my one question to God was a dead giveaway. ?
Rocker
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