posted on March 18, 2001 01:43:01 AMMouse, can your hinky computer thingo be catchy??? Mine is really slow tonight, I can't figure out why. Oh well I will just keep trying.
posted on March 18, 2001 01:45:41 AM
I dunno, someone else's was acting up the other night too, maybe Bob's? Speaking of the cute little devil, where is he?
posted on March 18, 2001 01:55:05 AM
I just had another thought about Rocker. She was going to try and quit smoking again on the 15th, she may be staying away from the computer for that reason. I remember that she said that the computer was a major trigger with smoking.
She likes to smoke while being at the keyboard.
I hope she will be okay.
Bob are you lurking? Is it still raining down your way, I forgot to look at the weather report tonight. We had heat wave conditions up here, I thought I was going to melt.
posted on March 18, 2001 02:15:08 AM
Am I all on my own again?????
Okay I have something for you, it is
What really happened in the Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God: "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What is the problem, Eve?" replied God. "Lord I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden, and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comic snake, but I'm not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What is a 'man', Lord?"
"Man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He will lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he will give you a hard time. But he will be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you have been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your ...ah...physical needs."
"Sounds great," said Eve with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"What's the catch, Lord?"
"Well, you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he will be proud, arrogant, and self admiring... So you will have to let him believe that I made him first... just remember... it's our secret... woman to woman.
posted on March 18, 2001 02:36:27 AM
Alright while I am here on my own, I will have to entertain myself. Want another joke Netta? Oh yes please Netta. Thank you.
Three New Zealanders were in a bar and spotted an Australian. So, one of the Kiwis walked over to the Aussie, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear you Shane Warne is a sheep shagger."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Puzzled, the Kiwi walked back to his buddies. "I told him Shane Warne is a sheep shagger, and he didn't care."
The second Kiwi remarked, "You don't know to set him off.... watch and learn."
So, the second kiwi walked over to the Aussie, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear you Shane Warne is a child-molestering sheep shagger!"
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Shocked beyond belief, the Kiwi bloke went back to his buddies and said, "Your right. He's unshakable!"
The third Kiwi remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch."
So the third New Zealander walked over to the Australian, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear Shane Warne is a New Zealander!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
posted on March 18, 2001 02:39:32 AM
I should have explained to you Mouse that Shane Warne is an Aussie Cricket Player, very well known. This is really a Aussie joke.
It is a bit of friendly ribbing between Australia and New Zealand.
posted on March 18, 2001 03:08:29 AM
Why yes, I do believe you're right Netta! By the way, had a hinky moment again, but didn't have the dryer to interrupt me
posted on March 18, 2001 03:11:48 AMmouse - the 10,000 posts are spread over all the AW Forums, not just the RT. It just seems like 1 in 5 here are his
posted on March 18, 2001 03:16:15 AM
Just got to say before I go to bed. Even though krs posts are spread out all over the place to arrive at the figure of 10,000, it sure is still one huge amount of talking or rather typing. LOL
posted on March 18, 2001 03:17:18 AM
Mama Michelle, that's why I said 'almost' By the way, I may have a clue on why you think it's so funny that I call you that. Do I?
Nighters Netta, I keep having problems too so I probably won't last long either...
posted on March 18, 2001 04:28:31 AM
Anybody still about?
I've been away all day and thought I'd better see whats been going on.
Looks like i missed pharlaps Rodney Rude impersonation!
Bob, Downunder but never down.
posted on March 18, 2001 01:08:20 PM
Hi folks, always the lambs tail...the last one (or the first) to post.
Anyway had Kiwi fruit this morning and thought of your part of the World. Friend who was there for the games said she had never eaten a Kiwi with a spoon (scooping the yummy contents out of 1/2 a one. We have done that, but usually scoop it & slice it to mix with other fruit ( banana's, tangerine and strawberries) Then add a good amount of yogurt and some almond slices for texture. Mmmmm I'm getting hungry, I love fresh fruit.
I've always wondered about the First person who ever tried a Kiwi (based on how they look!) Did he/she say whoa there's a hairy brown/greenish looking thingy I can hardly wait to try it!!
posted on March 18, 2001 01:17:39 PM
Hello Zilvy, how right you are about the look of the Kiwi fruit. I love to eat them, I just peel the skin off them and if I am eating itby its self, I just bite into it. Yummo. LOL
Okay this is just a quick post, because my day is about to start for real, it is 7.20AM and almost time to get moving and do some work.
I had an email from our good friend Rocker, she is just fine and has been busy with Rehersal. That explains why we haven't seen her lately. She is going to try and pop in later.
I have work that will not wait, so I hope someone is around tonight. See ya.
posted on March 18, 2001 01:18:01 PM
Hi Mouses layer I've been feeling kinda punk today and went back to bed and slept for 3 hours ( I will probably be up all night) Our neighbor (we've known each other for all the time we've lived here over 23 year) had a heart attack last night. We saw all the commotion, fire truck, police & rescue squad and had no idea who or what had happened...I was worried all night. Bless her heart she is a good 7 years younger than me...they feel she will recover but they took her into Boston to have a shunt installed in one of her arteries.
Hippy wannabe 
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