enchanted
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posted on April 14, 2001 08:52:32 AM
My other eye's a glass eye, inside, and now it's totally offended too.
I am in the most abject state of sorriness at least for one moment.
LOL!
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inside
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:00:42 AM
Enchanted,
How distressful. I now find myself offended at myself for offending a glass eye.
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Mybiddness
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:07:06 AM
You people are "chocking" me up!
Some may find this offensive - but I must.
{{{{{{{{{{{GROUP HUG}}}}}}}}}}}}
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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inside
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:16:10 AM
First LURPed,
Then "Chocked" on by My Biddness,
Now Hugged,
This is undoubtably the most offensive thread I have ever posted too.
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hepburn
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:24:04 AM
I am so offended at this thread and the offensive posturings of possible offenses, I have my smithriddles bunched up and it offends me.
Im officially removing myself from this offensive thread that offends my dignity and hope when I return, it is without walking or sitting funny on those bunched smithyriddles.
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HJW
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:27:50 AM
I can only be offended by something realy, realy, realy BIG!!! Big!!! Big!!!
So, I think I will put all of you characters in one big group so that I can be sufficiently and justifiably offended!!!
Helen
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Linda_K
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:35:17 AM
mybiddness While I understand that you've asked for a non-offensive thread....I'm sorry I just can't hold back any longer.
I find it very offensive that rawbunzel has threatened to take pictures of inside's "that". The kitchen sink was bad enough!!!!
BUT what I find even more offensive is that inside has now offered a bribe to rawbunzel to not show the picture of "that". And look at all of you.....not being offended by bribes.
What I do know for sure is that if the bribe has anything to do with chocolate, then nettak will have something to say about this!!!!
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inside
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:36:23 AM
Hepburn,
If "smithyriddles" are "GrannyPanties" then I am more than offended by the mental image you have etched into my mind.
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inside
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:40:32 AM
LindaK,
Shhhhhh...if you go hollering about bribes then the (whispering very very quietly ) moderators will be in here offended that they have not been offered an ear or at the very least a bunny tail.
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HJW
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:42:28 AM
The group and the offence is getting better
and better!!! 
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HJW
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:45:50 AM
(whispering very very quietly) sounds like
pillow talk to me.
I am grossly offended!!!
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Linda_K
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posted on April 14, 2001 09:50:12 AM
inside - Don't think it would be a great idea to offer the moderators a bite off the bunnies butt (oh....you said tail). The offer of an ear might just do it though.
I still am offended that I didn't read what you were offering rawbunzel as a bribe though. It had better be good.
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inside
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posted on April 14, 2001 10:01:42 AM
Linda,
Moderators have been know to "bite butt".
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HJW
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posted on April 14, 2001 10:03:20 AM
now we are getting nasty...from bunnies tail to biting bunnies butts!
we might have to lock this one up!!!
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HJW
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posted on April 14, 2001 10:10:36 AM
biting bunnies ears and bunnies butts...
oh god!
bring on the smelling salts.
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HJW
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posted on April 14, 2001 10:13:53 AM
our little offensive thread has become
adult entertainment!
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kraftdinner
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posted on April 14, 2001 10:19:00 AM
This thread is getting kind of raunchy. Gee Helen, can't we work this out like adults before having to call the mod's into this?
Terry
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Muriel
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posted on April 14, 2001 10:22:03 AM
INSIDE
LURPS UNITE!! 
[ edited by Muriel on Apr 14, 2001 10:23 AM ]
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HJW
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posted on April 14, 2001 10:22:27 AM
gee kraftdinner
sweet things like us had better get out of
here.
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Muriel
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posted on April 14, 2001 10:25:04 AM
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kraftdinner
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posted on April 14, 2001 10:32:07 AM
Helen, you are so right! Not to offend anybody, but maybe you and I are too good for this thread!?
Muriel - careful now......those gif's are starting to make me feel anxious......
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rawbunzel
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posted on April 14, 2001 12:19:00 PM
Sorry to offend by not returning ot this thread sooner. I have been very busy eating bunny ears sent by an anonymous poster. don't worry inside I'll never tell it was you that sent them! -I won't post those pictures anytime soon...as long as you keep those ears coming!
Gee Lotsa, Did you really get offended by someone learning the smilies?!
Also Lotsa-I am totaly offended by you calling me "bunzy" . You stop that right now or I will have to call Kraftdinners lawyer [who is really offensive by the way] and have you forcibly stopped.
Enchanted I am so offended that you were not here last night to play too!
I am lastly offended that the "lurp" is not a full "slurp". Please do better next time.
Thank you all for offending me greatly this morning.
Mybiddness, I find your post too friendly and offensive.
edited to fix a very offensive mistake.
[ edited by rawbunzel on Apr 14, 2001 12:21 PM ]
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rawbunzel
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posted on April 14, 2001 12:26:13 PM
Forgot to mention that Helen and Kraftdinner are so incredibly offensive that they are going to be sent to insides "that" the very next time they offend.
Hepburn, You will be going there too if your "smithyriddles" stay bunched. I am so-o-o-o offended by bunched smithyriddles. You have no idea.
Again. Thank you for offending.And not.
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Muriel
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posted on April 14, 2001 12:29:02 PM
Gee -- I'm not offended at all. How do I get offended??
[ edited by Muriel on Apr 14, 2001 04:41 PM ]
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rawbunzel
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posted on April 14, 2001 12:33:28 PM
Muriel! That is so offensive that you have taken me to a whole new level of being offended!
Thank you.
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Muriel
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posted on April 14, 2001 12:37:37 PM
Oh, gee, I'm sorry Raw... I guess I just know how to push your buttons. Hee hee.
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HJW
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posted on April 14, 2001 12:58:36 PM
"Forgot to mention that Helen and Kraftdinner are so incredibly offensive that they are going to be sent to insides "that" the very next time they offend."
rawbunzel
Please, Please don't send me and Kraftdinner anything THAT offensive...or YOU will have
the distinction of being the MOST offensive
member of this group!!!
Helen
[ edited by HJW on Apr 14, 2001 01:19 PM ]
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rawbunzel
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posted on April 14, 2001 01:08:19 PM
Helen!  I am sorry but off you go to the "that". You are just too offensive to abide.
You may come back in.....let's see....2 minutes!
I am really offending myself by liking all of you offensive people.
Muriel- keep you hands off my buttons!
for lotsa-  Please don't be offended. NOT.
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calamity49
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posted on April 14, 2001 01:32:49 PM
Just my being here probably offends someone but I don't care.
Hey Mybid!!!!!
Calamity
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kraftdinner
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posted on April 14, 2001 01:42:37 PM
rawbunz - to get all of your chocolate goodies, I can't believe you had to resort to blackmail....on Easter weekend no less....how could you????
I notice the mod's are quiet....???? I take it inside is in there with you all, distracting you with.......ummmm........chocolate Easter bunnies????
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