mrssantaclaus
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posted on April 14, 2001 03:33:37 PM new
Sorry, folks, but I must stand by my cute little baby butts comment.
Ugly wrinkled butts is what cute little baby butts become when they grow up...
And I, for one, absolutely refuse to grow up!
Happy Easter, all - I am off to eat some bunny ears!
MrsEasterBunny
lol
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HJW
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posted on April 14, 2001 03:51:39 PM new
mrssantaclaus
What is this focus on butts today? Bunny butts, baby butts, wrinkled butts.
Not only have you offended me but you have offended everybody with
a smooth butt.
You are now the most offensive individual in this group. Rawpunzel
will have to be #2.
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nettak
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posted on April 14, 2001 04:08:49 PM new
Well I go to sleep and wake up to this sort of offence. 
I am offended that my mate Enchanted with the glass eye is offended.
Linda K, how right you are, I am deeply offended . Bribes with chocolate and none were offered to us. Now that just makes me steam.
mrssantaclaus I am offended not by your butt, but rather by you eating bunny ears in front of us and bragging, so I am sharing my easter treats.
Now I hope that hasn't offended anyone.
[ edited by nettak on Apr 14, 2001 04:12 PM ]
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mrssantaclaus
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posted on April 14, 2001 04:40:05 PM new
I always wanted to be #1!!! GO ME!!
Sorry for offending everyone - the only butt that really offends me is my own - hopefully my visit this week to the diet doc will take care of that!
Thanks for sharing your treats. Sorry - anyone want some bunny feet? The ears are already gone .....
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nettak
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posted on April 15, 2001 05:40:31 AM new
Okay mrssantaclaus you are forgiven, thanks for the bunny feet.
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mrssantaclaus
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posted on April 15, 2001 09:54:54 AM new
Thanks, Nettak!
HAPPY EASTER TO ALL
Becky
formerly MrsSantaClaus
now MrsEasterBunny .... just for today
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bunnicula
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posted on April 15, 2001 10:55:25 AM new
Bunny feet?!? I believe I'm offended that parts of my anatomy are being handed out without my knowledge...
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zilvy
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posted on April 15, 2001 02:59:55 PM new
And besides that Stumpiculla is not a name to be stuck with and then there'll be no Toe dancing...this is horrific!! Terribly offensive to the nth degree!!
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kraftdinner
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posted on April 15, 2001 03:46:04 PM new
I can't make up my mind on who is MOST offensive, but I think it might be poster 100.....I wonder who it'll be????????
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nettak
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posted on April 15, 2001 04:06:47 PM new
OMG Bunnicula please excuse me. I beg your forgivness. I am so sorry for wanting to take your bunny feet, I would hate to be the blame for a name like Stumpiculla.
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Bunnicula
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posted on April 15, 2001 04:07:20 PM new
Zilvy: yeah, but I can still look on the bright side: no toe jam
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kraftdinner
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posted on April 15, 2001 04:43:08 PM new
Poster #100 above....... (shhhhhh! she doesn't even know it yet!)
[ edited by kraftdinner on Apr 15, 2001 04:44 PM ]
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nettak
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posted on April 15, 2001 04:49:33 PM new
Well we did have to give back her feet, and not everyone will be happy about that. LOL
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Bunnicula
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posted on April 15, 2001 04:57:41 PM new
kraftdinner: that's all *you* know! Why d'ya think I went out of my way to mention toe jam...
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rawbunzel
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posted on April 15, 2001 05:02:39 PM new
Helen, I do not want to be #2. We all know what #2 is and that is not me. I am always #1. Always. I am so offended that I cannot express the extent of my offended-ness.Please return me to my former position.
I am also offended that you called me rawpunzel. Please review this thread and you will see that it is RAWBUNZEL - with a BUN.
The rest of you have offended me so greatly that all I can say is Happy Easter!
Try to stop this offensive behavior.
Please, it is for your own good.
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HJW
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posted on April 15, 2001 05:23:52 PM new
Rawbunzel,
For the offensive act of correcting my
spelling you are again promoted to the
dubious distinction of being the MOST
offensive member of this group, Number 1 !
Since most of this offensive thread has
been obsessed with the subject of butts,
it is significant that you, the most
offensive member of this entire group, want the word "BUN" restored to your name.
RawBUNsel, Nobody can exceed your ability to be offensive!!!
Happy Easter to you!
Helen
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Bunnicula
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posted on April 15, 2001 06:15:12 PM new
HJW: that assertioln offends me. As you can see from my ID, my buns bounce. They bound. Making them the most offensive...
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HJW
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posted on April 15, 2001 06:30:38 PM new
Bunnicula
You ass obsessed members of the offensive
group are driving me nuts!!!
Are we going to have to resort to an
offensive butt contest?
It's Easter Sunday and I have tried my
best to be "nice." I have refrained from
arguing about the theory of evolution as
you may note. But now, I am losing my patience!
Get out your bikinis and we will have an
offensive ass contest if that is what you
want. Otherwise, I will have to assume
that your bouncing ass and Rawbunzels buns
are equally offensive.
Helen
[ edited by HJW on Apr 15, 2001 06:40 PM ]
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Bunnicula
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posted on April 15, 2001 06:35:35 PM new
Sez you--mine suck, too. Bet *hers* don't do that...
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hepBURN
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posted on April 15, 2001 06:42:28 PM new
inside, I am offended with myself for not seeing your question concerning the offensiveness of smithyriddles versus grannypanties. So you are not offended, let me tell you that smithyriddles are no way similar in offensiveness as grannypanties. I would know. And to tell the difference properly, bunched smithyriddles dont hurt nearly as much as bunched granniepanties, because bunched granniepanties have the added discomfort and offensive potential due to depends being bunched along with the bunching, whereas smithyriddles are softer, although it still may hurt and offend the nether regions.
I hope you are too offended by my description of offensive bunching.
[ edited by hepBURN on Apr 15, 2001 06:43 PM ]
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zilvy
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posted on April 15, 2001 07:10:20 PM new
Bunnicula having returned triumphant looking on the bright side ....no toe jam!! I be sooooo proud of ya Girl, errr gal oooh
I want to be politically correct here help me out!! Good on ya mate!!
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HJW
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posted on April 15, 2001 07:22:50 PM new
bunnicula,
"Sez you--mine suck, too. Bet *hers* don't do that..."
Now we are skating on thin ice with the ever vigilent moderation team. Words that end in 'uck are beyond offensive!
As they told me once, Keep it clean. 'K?
You should be embarassed to be this offensive...after all, think of the children!
Be happy with what you have! It may not be the most offensive butt, but it's tied for number one!!!
Helen
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Bunnicula
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posted on April 15, 2001 07:31:18 PM new
Whaddaya mean "keep it clean"?!? I'm really offended that you ascribe a dirty meaning to my statement. It is a fact that bunniculas, like Draculas, do in fact suck!
I'm going off to suck on a carrot!
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Mybiddness
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posted on April 15, 2001 07:40:57 PM new
Rawbunzel I am piqued that you have rejected the letter P in favor of the letter B.
With B you get Butts and Buns... P on the other hand brings us:
Paranoia
Purgatory
Piffle
Piddling
Puking
And my own personal favorite -
Persnickity
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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HJW
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posted on April 15, 2001 07:41:58 PM new
bunnicula,
That's a good idea. When you can no longer handle decent conversation and become so foul that you risk offending the moderators, it is time to back off and as
you so offensively described, "go suck on a
carrot."
Helen
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Bunnicula
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posted on April 15, 2001 08:02:19 PM new
foul?!? You callin' me a chicken? That does it! You've fallen afoul of this bunny, now. Bouncin' my fluffy buns out to the garden to turn up a turnip...
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zilvy
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posted on April 15, 2001 08:15:32 PM new
Fluffy Bunnicula? Ya gotta luv a fluffy sucking bunni!!
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HJW
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posted on April 15, 2001 08:19:31 PM new
Bunnicula,
Turnips? Now you are telling me that you are in the turnip patch...
where you fell off the truck?
Well that explains your offensive behavior!
Well, I can give you a few pointers in non offensive behavior.
You just watch me and my ingratiating and self effacing behavior. My charm and grace under pressure is beyond equal. Just keep an eye on how I handle
conversations on this board and you too will be able to rise from the
turnip patch or as in my case, the cotton fields of Mississippi.
Helen
Bunny day is almost over, Thank God or whoever is responsible!
Helen
[ edited by HJW on Apr 15, 2001 08:46 PM ]
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zilvy
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posted on April 15, 2001 08:25:14 PM new
Whosoever? Whoever? Whomever? Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Why is there air? So many questions so little time. Life is a conundrum......ain't it grand all of us together on BUNNY DAY!!
[ edited by zilvy on Apr 15, 2001 08:27 PM ]
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HJW
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posted on April 15, 2001 09:14:01 PM new
For bunnicula
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