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 nettak
 
posted on May 6, 2001 06:36:31 PM
Hepburn and just what game were you playing to notice that KRS had a glow in the dark wonger. ROTF

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 06:46:23 PM
Who? Lil ol me? I was just browsing the threads and ran across Krs's wonger. Kinda hard to miss, since it was glowing in the dark. Being unsure of what it is, I thought I would ask.

So...a winger wanger that glows in the dark is a wonger? Can one purchase a wonger? What sizes do they come in? What is its function? Can anyone use it? Flavors available? What choice of glowing colors can one choose from?



 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 06:47:11 PM
Nettak, I thought maybe blind mans bluff would be a fun game to play with a glow-in-the-dark wonger

 
 nettak
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:00:47 PM
So then a wonger must be detatchable, if you just came across it in a thread. Was it exciting?? Was it flat, to be closed in a thread, and what colour was it glowing??? Very important questions.

Blind mans bluff, could prove very interesting indeed, a bit of touchy feely. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 
 enCHAnTed
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:05:53 PM
krs has a lot to answer for, bragging about his glow in the dark wonger in an AW thread.

you're in trouble now ....

PS hi nettak!
[ edited by enCHAnTed on May 6, 2001 07:06 PM ]
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:09:09 PM
Detatchable? Come to think of it, maybe it was, since it was bouncing around the room when I found it

 
 nettak
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:13:08 PM
Hi right back at ya Enchanted, good to see you.

It was a bouncing wonger, OMG.


 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:17:30 PM
Hi enchanted!

Maybe it was broken, nettak?

 
 nettak
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:28:13 PM
Hey Hepburn, I'm thinkin' that broken could be painful. Maybe KRS needs one of those ringer dinger longa wonger's, you know the sort with bells attatched so it can't fall off and get lost and broken. LOL I am not at all sure what you would do about the glow in the dark colour, but I am sure it could have it's advantages.

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:34:54 PM
A NOISY wonger? My my my. Where IS krs? This just gets more interesting. A noisy, broken wingerwanger that turns into a wonger once it starts to glow and could be detatchable.

 
 enCHAnTed
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:43:07 PM
howdy Hepburn

yes where is krs, tending to that glow in the dark wonger I bet and ignoring the local nekkid ladies.

I tried to look up wonger in the dictionary and it wasn't in there. So whatever could it mean? Can someone explain?



 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:45:16 PM
I looked it up too. Said "Chaucer" and to "see Wanger". So I says to myself, "ah!" and go look up wanger. Says its a pillow. So a wanger turns into a wonger? Or is that a WINGER wanger turns into a wonger and a wanger isnt a wanger unless its a winger too, in order to turn into a wonger.

 
 enCHAnTed
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:47:39 PM
left wing wanging wongers are even worse



 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 07:52:06 PM
And their handlers are usually called southpaws, arent they?

[ edited by Hepburn on May 6, 2001 07:53 PM ]
 
 nettak
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:00:50 PM
This just gets better and better, I also looked it up, in my Australian Dictionary. Now we may have the spelling wrong, because if you look at the word ' wonga ' it means a kind of bulrush. LOL Or if you want a double wonga as in ' wonga wonga ' that is an evergreen climber which has long heart shaped leaves with cream and red flowers and a very long tapering pod. I am wondering if these colours are all glow in the dark. LOL



 
 enCHAnTed
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:06:21 PM
That's it! he must have meant wonga-wonga!

ROFL

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:10:56 PM
The flower you just described reminds me of those found in tropical places. They call them "little boy plants", lol.

 
 nettak
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:17:41 PM
Hep he could mean he is just a tropical little boy at heart. ROTF haha

 
 krs
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:23:25 PM
It's about a frog.

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:32:08 PM
A frog? Whats about a frog? The wonger?

 
 nettak
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:32:23 PM
Well now that's just dandy, a green glow in the dark frog. I think I liked our version better, now our fantasies are all out the window, so I guess we will have to go and amuse ourselves elsewhere.



 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:33:44 PM
Ribbet

 
 nettak
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:35:34 PM
Any wonder the wonger was bouncy. LOL

 
 enCHAnTed
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:35:50 PM
A likely story krs. I for one am not falling for it.



 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:39:51 PM
LOL nettak! Or better yet "is that a frog in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

 
 zilvy
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:42:12 PM
eh, eh, eh, Yew wanna play leap frog...my little wonger?
[ edited by zilvy on May 6, 2001 08:43 PM ]
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:43:45 PM
Zilvy! 'Bout time you got here. Now...catch that bouncing wonger!

 
 zilvy
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:46:21 PM
When we get heavy rains in the summer the little hoppy toads are all over the place, one night my hubby ran out to get something out of the car and came back all upset. He had "popped" a toad. Now I know all we need is to spray those little fun things with the green glowing stuff and save their little lives. Riiiiiggghhht!!
[ edited by zilvy on May 6, 2001 08:47 PM ]
 
 nettak
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:47:02 PM
Slipery little sucker isn't it.

 
 zilvy
 
posted on May 6, 2001 08:50:59 PM
Nettak!!!!Gasp!!





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