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 bobbi355
 
posted on June 21, 2001 09:36:11 PM
It's probably Charlie Manson using his internet privileges.

 
 stockticker
 
posted on June 21, 2001 09:37:27 PM
And how is your WIFE, Loosecannon? I haven't seen Joy posting here in the Round Table for quite some time.

Irene
 
 ZILvy
 
posted on June 21, 2001 09:39:43 PM
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-rat-a-tat-a-tat...the sound of a loosecannon - shot down!!
whoooops!!

 
 joice
 
posted on June 21, 2001 09:41:02 PM
loosecannon,

You didn't breach a CG - Your request brought to mind "be careful what you wish for" ... I was just joshin' ya.

Okay, I'm outta this thread.


Joice
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 hepburn
 
posted on June 21, 2001 09:42:27 PM
Don't worry about old cows. Their milk dried up years ago

Quite right. I really don't want to see sagging udders.

 
 loosecannon
 
posted on June 21, 2001 09:43:23 PM
She's well Irene, thank you.

Why the emphasis on "your WIFE"? I was NOT flirting with artdoggy. Far from it. If that's what you thought, please give me a break.

 
 ZILvy
 
posted on June 21, 2001 09:46:58 PM
Bobbi How did I miss your post, you have a perverted sense of humor.......I like that in an individual!

 
 bobbi355
 
posted on June 21, 2001 09:59:22 PM
Well thank ya zilvy! I just love my pervertedness!

yikes I was so busy thinking perverted thoughts that I made a typo!
[ edited by bobbi355 on Jun 21, 2001 10:02 PM ]
 
 stockticker
 
posted on June 21, 2001 10:00:29 PM
{Pssst Steve - my post was tongue-in-cheek!!}
 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 21, 2001 10:05:12 PM
I bet it will be really hard to paint on a bra that is stretched out in the shape of two chili peppers. But, you won't know til you try. (Just keeping in topic).

 
 bobbi355
 
posted on June 21, 2001 10:06:04 PM
uhhhhhhohhhhhhhh .......... I'm tellin' ..... Irene put her tongue in somebody's cheek .....

did it again!
[ edited by bobbi355 on Jun 21, 2001 10:06 PM ]
 
 loosecannon
 
posted on June 21, 2001 10:07:23 PM
Thanks Irene.

I withdraw my request for the photo. Bad idea.

 
 ZILvy
 
posted on June 21, 2001 10:08:08 PM
Bobbbbbiiiii.............GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
Do not pass go, do not collect $200...do not paint and peeling poodles!!

 
 stockticker
 
posted on June 21, 2001 10:08:32 PM
Poor Artdoggy - dumped again. What a shame.
 
 bobbi355
 
posted on June 21, 2001 10:10:11 PM
But zilvy ...... I AM in my room - I'm packing up all my old bras so I can send 'em to artdog to autograph!

 
 ZILvy
 
posted on June 21, 2001 10:10:54 PM
Naughty, naughty socksticker!! Errrr I mean stockticker. Boy it is late isn't it? Bobbi somehow I know this is all your fault.

Leave my BRA alone!! I mean it!!
[ edited by ZILvy on Jun 21, 2001 10:11 PM ]
 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 21, 2001 10:11:19 PM
ROTF Irene! Twice now, isn't it? LOL.

 
 bobbi355
 
posted on June 21, 2001 10:13:53 PM
LMAO zilvy

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 08:10:29 AM
My oh MY! I leave to have my nails done and what do I come back to! Why I am getting in trouble with the moderators and I am not even posting! But I must say that certain posters gave me some great ideas. I don't think the moderators would mind if I posted some of my artwork of my poodle or my lover Wayne N. But I just don't know how to upload a little picture on these threads, if someone would tell me...I do so like the idea of the performance art with my poodle. In fact I am going to perform this week at a caberet. I am wearing my pink rhinstone high heels and a tiara and I am going to paint my poodle pink! I love it!

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 08:18:38 AM
Why do people not believe that I am as beautiful as I say I am? How could an ugly old crone type the way I do? Certainly I could not be making any of this UP? Not only do I have an generous and firm upper portion but I have cute feet too. They are tan and I my little toes are painted HOT diva pink. I have on at least three sparkling crystal anklets that jingle when I walk. I will tell you all this, there is one poster who has seen a picture of me. A full lifesize picture and he can verify. I have had an internet love affair. Alas our love had to end because he was married. But it was still a beautiful cyber love, like Cyber Romeo and juliet!

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on June 22, 2001 09:49:46 AM
Hi artdoggy!

I believe that you are as beautiful as you say, but one thing bothers me. Hot pink toenail polish.....it's soooo "out". Red is a classic, and will never go out of style, so you must change your nail polish color. Other than that, I believe you sound like the best looking person here!

 
 Borillar
 
posted on June 22, 2001 10:13:01 AM
HOW TO POST A PICTURE IN THE FORUMS

1) Upload your picture to a server; such as, your Internet Provider or here on AW, although AW will charge you a fee for doing so. Or there are other servers that you can try by using any search engine to find.

2) Having the internet address (URL) to your picture; such as, http://www.server.com/myaccount/picture1.jpg, you would then start a new post and put that very address in it. Don't hit the Post button just yet!

3) on the left side of the URL, pu this exactly: [img]

Then, to the right side of the picture URL, put this exactly: [/img]

So it would read like this:

[img]http://www.server.com/myaccount/picture1.jpg[ /img]*

and it would look like this:



*NOTE: I had to add a space to the [/img] so that it looks like [ /img] because if I did not do that, it would have made the code work like in the second example. Just remember to not put that extra space in when you make your post.

My suggestiojn is for you to grab any picture or animation you can put up on a web server of your choice and link it here for practice. Then, while in this very thread, be sure to press CTRL and D buttons at the same time to bookmark these instructions for your need in the coming months/years ahead.

Does that do it for you?






 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 02:32:12 PM
Borilla, thank you for your information. It does sound a little complex but I will try. Oh Kraft you would totally change your mind if you saw my feet! Hot pink with a tan is awesome! also I rub all that sparkly body glitter all over my skin for even more effect. Oh I have a terrible day, I was nearly attacked by a man from a mental institution. It was worse when that biker tried to attack me and the shark bit off his hairy leg. This terrible tortured soul actually tried to say he had dated me a few years back and I had driven him to insanity. He tried to hit me in the head with coffee mug. I ran as fast as I could but I tripped and rolled down a hill into a duck pond. Oh it has been so dreadful!

 
 uaru
 
posted on June 22, 2001 02:55:24 PM
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright,
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.



 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:07:32 PM
Why is it so hard to believe that someone is beautiful? I mean its not like a rare thing. Lots of people are beautiful and lots of people know they are and I happen to be one of those people. Thats why none of those post about charles manson or chili pepper bras bother me. In fact I get a good laugh out of it. I am beautiful...and I love it! To me, its no big deal, I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:07:48 PM
Artdoggy!!!

With all the wreched scribbling on these threads, how are you ever going to find a subject for your painting. In order to produce a great piece of art, you must find an emotional attachment to a topic.
What in the hell are you going to
find here?

You seem to be the only live creature here... trying to manuever through a throng of foes. Are they jealous of your vivacious youth and beauty?
Do they hunger for wild sensations such as you experience daily?
What in the hell is going on here?

Now, in your latest adventure, you mentioned that you rolled down the hill into a duck pond. Please tell me that this pond is not located in Mississippi.

Helen






[ edited by Hjw on Jun 22, 2001 04:13 PM ]
 
 mybiddness
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:10:06 PM
Helen, Did you forget your smiley?




Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:14:32 PM
mybiddness,

I thought that on this particular thread that smilies were just assumed.

Helen

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:19:41 PM
That duck pond was a wretched place! All those nasty little ducks! The only way I like duck is roasted with a good glass of cabernet. Mississippi! well no, but I used to date a young man who lived in Greenville. I flew on a plane with him to a cattle ranch in Oklahoma. Oh that is a horrid place! It smells of cow dung. I have never seen so much fertilizer in my life!

 
 uaru
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:21:10 PM
Why is it so hard to believe that someone is beautiful? I mean its not like a rare thing.

It isn't hard to believe someone is beautiful. It is hard to understand why someone would spend a lot of time telling others they are, that is a rare thing . As far as beauty goes there are different types of beauty. If I say that is a beautiful message I'm not talking about the font.

 
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