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 kraftdinner
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:21:23 PM
What are you thinking Helen? Another relative? Just how many relatives do you have??

Sorry to hear about your mishap artdoggy. You must've been scared. Maybe looking so good makes guys go nuts....?? (Sounds like you need a body guard or a bigger dog IMO.)

I have to agree with you.....beautiful people shouldn't be ashamed of how they look. In fact, I think I'm pretty gorgeous, now that you mention it. Hiding in my office here doesn't do the world any good, right? I'm going to get me some of that glitter stuff and go cut the lawn. Thanks for the tip!!

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:25:25 PM
I don't just talk about my beauty, but knowing of my beauty helps you know me. It helps you visualize my radiant self. I also talk about my hot oil massages, my trips to Paris, my great talent as an artist. Why I am my favorite subject! should you be yours?

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:31:03 PM
Oh c'mon uaru! Outside beauty is VERY important because......well, I'll come up with something....

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:32:33 PM
Artdoggy,

"Why I am my favorite subject! should you be yours"

I'm not driven and derided by vanity.



Helen


[ edited by Hjw on Jun 22, 2001 03:34 PM ]
 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:34:31 PM
Of course, inner beauty is important, a little. I am sure it becomes more important as you get older and wrinkly and your boobs look like chili peppers. But of course if you have enough money, your boobs can stay consistantly melon like.
[ edited by artdoggy on Jun 22, 2001 03:36 PM ]
 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:35:31 PM
Although I could be.

Helen

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:38:41 PM
Vanity is part of my art...and I don't know how to make one of those little smilely faces.

 
 uaru
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:39:35 PM
But of course if you have enough money, your boobs can stay consistantly melon like.

Nothing like that new car smell either.

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:40:45 PM
Artdoggy,

I'm beginning to see the light. Light is always very important in good art.

Helen

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:43:19 PM
Light is important in art if you like that kind of art. My art has no light in it...but it is enlightning.

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:45:30 PM
Artdoggy,

Perhaps primative sensuality would be the correct term.

Helen



[ edited by Hjw on Jun 22, 2001 04:31 PM ]
 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 03:54:26 PM
I used paper, string, broken glass, peeling wall paper, paint, dirt, grass, rocks, heat, pressure, railroad ties, blades, forks, sponges, lots of things. I use my words, my imagination, prejudice, ignorance, apathy, shock value. Why is everybody sleeping? Wake up. NO one on these threads even talk about what is really happening. That corporate America is stealing your constitutional rights through a sweet little rite called "mediation" and the US Supreme Court thinks its a good idea. Read about it. Slowly you are being boiled alive by capitalism gone bezerk. I have hot pink tonails, and very large .....

[ edited by artdoggy on Jun 22, 2001 03:56 PM ]
[ edited by artdoggy on Jun 22, 2001 03:58 PM ]
 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 22, 2001 05:06:34 PM
sagging udders.

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 05:09:20 PM
Audrey Hepburn you are absolutely hilarious!

 
 artdoggy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 05:23:14 PM
OH GOD! enough! I am sick of having political opinions! Oh this is what being involved in these loathsome threads do to a great feminine beauty like me! before you know it I will be letting my arm pit hair grow and stop shaving my legs and walking around in those horrid funky birkenstock shoes. I am going to sip champagne and shampoo my hair. I am starting to sound like I am some retro revolutionary from Seattle.

 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 22, 2001 05:27:08 PM
I once knew a woman who let the hair on her legs grow out so long, she curled it in pretty little waves. Imagine what it would be like for armpit hairs to be curled. Bet it would be hard to keep the arms down straight. All that cushion, you know.

 
 Snowyegret
 
posted on June 22, 2001 05:34:47 PM
Udderly divine

 
 uaru
 
posted on June 22, 2001 05:38:57 PM
OH GOD! enough! I am sick of having political opinions!

I confess I'd rather hear about your tan than read another thread about the fascist administration.

So do you have any tan lines?

 
 gravid
 
posted on June 22, 2001 06:35:29 PM
Actually I am ready to take arm pit curls over political threads.
We are not going to hava good fresh political thread until they bomb the crap out of Iran.

 
 ZILvy
 
posted on June 22, 2001 07:41:09 PM
Gravid, you are a very serious fellow, but I do see some of your PHUN side showing through. Let's all sign up for a Lava Lamp festival and we can view artwoofies art through tinted glasses.

 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 22, 2001 08:08:19 PM
Viewing the artwork would be even better if Zazzie would be our friend and stop bogarting.....you know the rest

 
 tinkerismyname
 
posted on June 23, 2001 12:16:53 PM
RRRRRROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL another one, just like the other one.

 
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