Home  >  Community  >  The Vendio Round Table  >  Obscene Language.


<< previous topic post new topic post reply next topic >>
 This topic is 3 pages long: 1 2 3
 snowyegret
 
posted on June 30, 2001 07:20:12 PM
Spaz has neighbors
that used to be normal
Went out one night
And nothin' was the same

(refrain)
Country Paaawds
Country Paaawds
His neighbors are now the
Country Paaawds




Is it the Full Moon?



 
 enchanted
 
posted on June 30, 2001 07:34:51 PM
That full moon could be coming up soon.

The Spanish Polka? If you're referring to ranchera music it's one of my favorites!

 
 bitsandbobs
 
posted on June 30, 2001 07:36:22 PM
spaz, Whatever you do, don't play country music backwards!
Your partner will leave you,
Your dog will get lost,
Your truck will break down,
Your garden will die,
The tax man will find you
It'll rain for ever,
Your house will fall down!

Bob, Downunder but never down.
 
 enchanted
 
posted on June 30, 2001 07:55:03 PM
Hi there bitsandbobs.

Been missing you and nettak, not much time to chat lately.

 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 30, 2001 08:03:03 PM
"Darlin' clinch me to yur boosum...clinch me clinch me all night lawngggggg".

Just thought I would do alittle croonin' in Spaz's honor

I think a full moon IS tonight, lol.

 
 bitsandbobs
 
posted on June 30, 2001 08:12:00 PM
Hi enchanted, Good to see you.
Life has been hectic here too. I'm heading out to the garden and going to spend the rest of the day pruning and weeding!
It's supposed to be mid winter here but the weather right now is sunny and Spring-like.
I'm gonna quietly swear and cuss at all the weeds that are shooting up! I'll talk nicely to the roses though. I don't want them to be upset or offended!

Bob, Downunder but never down.
 
 bitsandbobs
 
posted on June 30, 2001 08:12:00 PM
Oops! Double post.
[ edited by bitsandbobs on Jun 30, 2001 08:13 PM ]
 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 30, 2001 08:15:40 PM
bitsandbobs

 
 Snowyegret
 
posted on June 30, 2001 08:15:50 PM
The neighbors came over
And left some spores
The dog threw 'em up
All over the floooor

(refrain)
Country Paaawds
Country Paaawds
His dog is now a
Country paaawd

 
 enchanted
 
posted on June 30, 2001 08:25:18 PM
ROFL snowy you're good at cawntry pawwd lyrics!

hepburn, let me know when it's time to post the "eeeek it's a full moon" warning for the RT.

bitsandbobs, talk nice to your roses maybe the blooms will be that much prettier

 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 30, 2001 08:32:50 PM
Anytime is a good time to post warnings, enchanted. In the RT, seems like it STAYS a full moon

Is it just me (because I detest country/western music) or does that Randy Travis sing through his nose and have a "twang"?

 
 Snowyegret
 
posted on June 30, 2001 08:40:05 PM
Maybe it's the diphthongs.

 
 sharkbaby
 
posted on June 30, 2001 08:42:05 PM
Spaz - OMG! I think I'd have to call Animal Control I'll take the howling dog next door to me TIMES TEN before I could handle those neighbors of yours. And the weird thing is, they used to be normal. Yeah, must be the pods took over. I guess I'd probably either have to kill them or sell my house! (Or both, just for GPs)
______________________________
 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 30, 2001 08:54:43 PM
Now I have that song in my head...the clinching one. Dad used to listen to it all the time when I was a kid. Cant remember who sung it, but I kept my fingers in my ears all through growing up

Quick, someone hum a few bars of something. How about some Hendrix or Jim Morrison?
[ edited by hepburn on Jun 30, 2001 08:56 PM ]
 
 Snowyegret
 
posted on June 30, 2001 09:06:02 PM
Last bit of Texas Radio and the Big Beat

Now, listen to this, and I'll tell you 'bout the Texas
I'll tell you 'bout the Texas Radio
I'll tell you 'bout the hopeless night
Wandering the Western dream
Tell you 'bout the maiden with raw iron soul




 
 sharkbaby
 
posted on June 30, 2001 09:09:02 PM
innagodda da vida baby ... don't you know that I love you .... innagodda da vida baby .. don't you know that I'll always be true
______________________________
Oh crap! It's been so long...Somebody PLEASE correct my spelling!
I think I need to go back to the "Embarrassing Moments" thread and find that 20 yr old doobie! [ edited by sharkbaby on Jun 30, 2001 09:13 PM ]
 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 30, 2001 09:13:45 PM
Ahhh. Thanks Sharkbaby

 
 sharkbaby
 
posted on June 30, 2001 09:16:03 PM
Pleased to be of service, ma'am! I'm afraid I will have nightmares tonight that involve "you know what" music...If'n ya want to call it music that is!


______________________________
 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 30, 2001 09:22:40 PM
Jes' put on yur 'Arn Butterfla wen you are fixin' to git to baid an you be fine.

 
 sharkbaby
 
posted on June 30, 2001 10:17:45 PM
Gee, hep, you be right smert!

Ok, enough hillbilly! I feel like I'm regressing and growing hair all over my body. YIKES!
______________________________
 
 ZILvy
 
posted on July 1, 2001 11:47:09 AM
Wow, sharkbaby, a hill billy werewolf, eh?

 
 sharkbaby
 
posted on July 1, 2001 12:13:14 PM
Now THAT'S scary!
______________________________
 
   This topic is 3 pages long: 1 2 3
<< previous topic post new topic post reply next topic >>

Jump to

All content © 1998-2026  Vendio all rights reserved. Vendio Services, Inc.™, Simply Powerful eCommerce, Smart Services for Smart Sellers, Buy Anywhere. Sell Anywhere. Start Here.™ and The Complete Auction Management Solution™ are trademarks of Vendio. Auction slogans and artwork are copyrights © of their respective owners. Vendio accepts no liability for the views or information presented here.

The Vendio free online store builder is easy to use and includes a free shopping cart to help you can get started in minutes!